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PhatalPhatal Member Posts: 34
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www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/ really is the best bage in the universe, and if you don't think so well...you're wrong.

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  • FlipmodeFlipmode Member Posts: 224

    I have never been wrong, Our kind (lumberjacks) own the pirates sideways.

    fire ze missilez!1111

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  • NoraxeNoraxe Member Posts: 190
    I don't like the font................but everthing else is fine.

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  • BlackTalonBlackTalon Member Posts: 75

    I really like how you've improved on the graphics since 1999 it really shows....lol. Now all you need is one of those fade in pages with a comet trail behind the curser. Also you should add some cheesy midi sound as you enter the site. Then if it doesn't get an award for graphics you may win an award for best of the 90's awards if such thing exists :) Another thing is add some of those flame gives and a skull....maybe a picture of a mailbox that flashes mail on it in red, those are the best ::::24::


    I remember the first website I did....I think it was around 99 too, I won't comment on what it was about but i was so proud of it I went to every award site to see how i'd do. I got so many rewards ( probably cause they felt sorry for me ) I ran out of hosting space cause of all the trophy pictures lol.....actually that was the first and last website I ever did. I used Claris home page 3.0...so it was pretty easy to whip up.

  • TrebekTrebek Member Posts: 266

    Originally posted by BlackTalon
    I really like how you've improved on the graphics since 1999 it really shows....lol. Now all you need is one of those fade in pages with a comet trail behind the curser. Also you should add some cheesy midi sound as you enter the site. Then if it doesn't get an award for graphics you may win an award for best of the 90's awards if such thing exists :) Another thing is add some of those flame gives and a skull....maybe a picture of a mailbox that flashes mail on it in red, those are the best ::::24::
    I remember the first website I did....I think it was around 99 too, I won't comment on what it was about but i was so proud of it I went to every award site to see how i'd do. I got so many rewards ( probably cause they felt sorry for me ) I ran out of hosting space cause of all the trophy pictures lol.....actually that was the first and last website I ever did. I used Claris home page 3.0...so it was pretty easy to whip up.

    You obviously don't know who maddox is. How can you claim to be so versed in the internet and not know who maddox is?

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  • fulmanfufulmanfu Member Posts: 1,523

    isn't Maddox the Steelers QB?
    well, hes hurt for 6 weeks anyway..

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    no no no, he's obviously a madd ox. Which must be british or somethin and just spells mad with two d's.


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  • DrakaeonDrakaeon Member Posts: 630

    I hope BlackTalon and fulmanfoo are kidding. Too bad I am pretty sure they aren't.

  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    People who like Maddox have no idea what comedy is. Something Awful does it every day and it is funnier yet he still claims he is better. So lame.

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  • CoraithCoraith Member Posts: 311

    hate mail = image

    At least this guy has some cock for saying what we're all thinking, you can say that your offended and its all really bad but the truth is hes not bullshitting and hes saying what he thinks, right on ^^


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  • DrakaeonDrakaeon Member Posts: 630

    Originally posted by Kiamde
    People who like Maddox have no idea what comedy is. Something Awful does it every day and it is funnier yet he still claims he is better. So lame.-----------------"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."


    Quit speaking out of your ass. Kiamde, I know you like to flame, but think about it. So what if Something Awful does it every day and it is funnier? I agree with you, it is hilarious. Maddox is also hilarious.

    Now calm down, Kiamde. I know you are thinking, "OMGWTF HE LIKES BOTH!!!!!11" The answer is yes, I do like both. Your post implies the following solution:

    Those who like Something Awful don't like Maddox and those who like Maddox don't like Something Awful.

    Realize that people can like both.

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  • David_WolfpaDavid_Wolfpa Member Posts: 273
    That maddox guy is just trying to get attention through being 'different'... what a sad, sad life he lives.

    No more sig pic. Toooooooo big for its boots.

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  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,409

    Maddox is ok
    Something Awful is hit or miss. I think they're starting to go the same route as SNL. I guess there's only so many times you can see a NAMBLA reference photoshopped onto a cereal box/poster/book cover before it gets stale.

    My money is on TMB. Not neccesarily work and/or school safe for those of you not playing at home.

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  • threetwosixthreetwosix Member UncommonPosts: 85

    I got a good laugh from it.  I would go as far as to say it's not the best site.  But, I guess, I would be wrong.

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  • BlackTalonBlackTalon Member Posts: 75


    You obviously don't know who maddox is. How can you claim to be so versed in the internet and not know who maddox is?


    No I have no idea who "maddox" is...actually I don't care who maddox is. . If you can point out where I claimed to be well versed in the internet that would be great :)...Only thing I claimed is that I seen alot of bad 90's websites, including the one listed above and that I once made a website, I don't see how that = me claiming to be well versed in the internet lol


    If I did know maddox would I have said " WOW look at that website! it's cutting edge technology!...This is gonna be my new homepage! I can't wait to show all my friends woohoo, i wonder if he'll teach me webdesign if i email him!" ? ...heh...I'm glad I can laugh at my own text...someone has to. ::::28::

    EDIT: Actually reading a few of the topics in their I got a good laugh...website is still but ugly though...i'm no flip floper.

  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    Do you have stairs in your house, Drak?


    There was a heated discussion on SA on what to do with Maddox. We all agreed [who posted] that Maddox was the root of all evil for internet comedy and must be destroyed so it is not an issue on wither you like both, its an issue on that one agreement. And yes, I DO ENJOY FLAMING!

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    "When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman

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