Wait ! .... cant you see he's starting to crack under the Pressure !! ... full time proffesional trolling is so tough ...
..... " Phew "
no dued teh hardc0arness of darkfail is gettin 2 me!!1!!!1! its so hardc0ar but i r not man maybeh i go back 2 eve or sumthin cus dey r 4 caerbares reet???
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
Yea I'm a Troll along with everyone else who bothered to post on your thread. Like I said Im glad you like the game but the way your post was worded essentially insulted all those who don't like the game. You have the right to report me if you want. It's not like I can stop you.
Is that sarcasm? Hard to tell... Anyways, the OP did do it better even if the whole thread is flame bait.
Some people like the game others thinks it sucks, end of story.
I'm literally gobsmacked at the amount of fuckwits who think Devour was even remotely serious in his post. Excellent post OP, you summed up a large portion of DF's fanbase with that post.
Christ, I was stupid enougn to buy the game, so now I just troll myself at home all the time for being such a dick.
So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.
I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.
Hey, Belle here. Full time mom of 3. Married to Dwayne. Moved to the US some years ago. Love it! "Forget the unwritten, uncollected works of the poet You never were." - a song lyric from Saetia, my fave band in the world.
I'm literally gobsmacked at the amount of fuckwits who think Devour was even remotely serious in his post. Excellent post OP, you summed up a large portion of DF's fanbase with that post. Christ, I was stupid enougn to buy the game, so now I just troll myself at home all the time for being such a dick.
LMAO! That was (cough) priceless! Man thank god I didnt have a drink from my zoda while reading that. I salute your candor sir!
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no dued teh hardc0arness of darkfail is gettin 2 me!!1!!!1! its so hardc0ar but i r not man maybeh i go back 2 eve or sumthin cus dey r 4 caerbares reet???
You've completely redeemed yourself..
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Nice write up. You should work for Eurogamer.
Oh and btw.. aventurine doesn't need to be given money. They TAKE money. Twice.
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
Way to eff up my loaded question man.
Is that sarcasm? Hard to tell... Anyways, the OP did do it better even if the whole thread is flame bait.
Some people like the game others thinks it sucks, end of story.
I'm literally gobsmacked at the amount of fuckwits who think Devour was even remotely serious in his post. Excellent post OP, you summed up a large portion of DF's fanbase with that post.
Christ, I was stupid enougn to buy the game, so now I just troll myself at home all the time for being such a dick.
I am Beowulf
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This just made me laugh
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"Forget the unwritten, uncollected works of the poet
You never were." - a song lyric from Saetia, my fave band in the world.
LMAO! That was (cough) priceless! Man thank god I didnt have a drink from my zoda while reading that. I salute your candor sir!
Pretty sad that some people did not realize he was being sarcastic.