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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    he hurled like

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • aeric67aeric67 Member UncommonPosts: 798

    a red-headed stepchild.

  • ThoomThoom Member Posts: 436
    His Imaginary friend

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    patted him on

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • Silver.Silver. Member Posts: 368
    then he lost

    Cheers! I'm out :D
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    Cheers! I'm out ::::28::::
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  • noobletnooblet Member Posts: 2,274

    his lucky charms

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  • ThinmanThinman Member Posts: 461
    because he dropped

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    Will soon try: Guild Wars

    Overall: Amazed and bewhildered at the current sad state of the artform of gaming.

  • SaigonshakesSaigonshakes Member Posts: 937

    bush is awful

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    But kerry=hellspawn!

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • noobletnooblet Member Posts: 2,274

    His brother bob hits a WILD kerry for 19 points
    Kerry hits YOU for 10 points
    You slap a kerry
    Bush is entering the zone.....Loading.....Please Wait....
    Bush growls at you viciously , what would you like your tombstone to say?
    You hit bush for 2 points
    Bush dances , you are stunned!
    Bush takes off his shirt , you TAKE 67 points of damage
    You die....

    Loading....Please....Wait...

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    Kerry raises taxes.

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  • Amd64_FX_53Amd64_FX_53 Member Posts: 421

    oh no its murt

    imageimageimageimageimageimageEQ2 Qeynos Guild- http://www.imperium-arcanum.com

    Imperium Acranum rapped me

  • Amd64_FX_53Amd64_FX_53 Member Posts: 421
    burger

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    Imperium Acranum rapped me

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    And murders your

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    babies. Unborn & Partially.

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  • BigPeelerBigPeeler Member Posts: 1,270

    PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES image

    (i dont care if Peanutbutter is 2 words >_<... it's 1 word in my mind and that's all that counts...)

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    Games Currently Playing - City of Heroes
    Favorite Game So Far - Lineage 1 ^^
    Waiting For - WoW (OB is gonna be hell T_T l337 d3wdz everywhere =_=)

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  • AwololAwolol Member Posts: 34
    During this MMORPG-admins

  • AwololAwolol Member Posts: 34

    The story so far: (interesting heh imageimageimageimageimage

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS....

  • knives22knives22 Member Posts: 375

    decided to hunt

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  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253
    for osama by

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals

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  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait.  Exploding

  • truefabletruefable Member Posts: 6

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.
    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.
    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!
    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait.  Exploding carcasses of dead

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
     

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait.  Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait.  Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and

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