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here is my 3month experience of this game.

technostechnos Member Posts: 21

Hello

I played this game for 3monthes in Korean server. My character was lv 42 protector(tank) holding shield and sword together (I dont know what it called in English so that I just name it with protector, its called 'soo-ho-sung' in my stupid korean language)

Well I will just briefly write down my thought of this game.

I know most of u,as a american. whatever, hate characters having fucking big eye like japanese animation but U will see u can customize character as you want. Thats the good point.

I would say graphic is just ACCEPTABLE. However, the music of this game is the best I have never ever feel that awesome from other mmorpgs.

U gonna be entering fucking abyss as u reach to lv25. U will get sucked unless u are ranger or Magician at there.

Melee types are always fucking suck in abyss when they walk around ALONE in abyss. U would say it is not fucking balanced.

If u want to collect abyss point which you can trade teally fucking good green or gold colored items with those points, you need to play as magician or ranger. I am pretty sure of it. Tank is only good at PVE or GvG, sucking at getting abyss point and only be able to gain item in party play.( solo-playing does not give u good items)

Overall balance is like the following: (in the case of 1 vs 1)

Melee protector wins over other all melees but sucked by all other classes.

Melee gladiator(holding two-handed sword) wins over sins but sucked by all other classes. (THE WORST JOB, but appearance LOOKS HIGHLY AWESOME, and they do something to BLOW like STREET FIGHTER RYU's HADOUKEN. And If u like pve and farming, dont equip with two-handed stuffs, rather, use sin's daggers on each hand, during lv 30~50, more efficient in PVE)

Assansins wins over some magicians and rangers but fucked by all other melee classes.

Rangers can win against magicians and all melee types if u do control, probably one of damn good class.

Healer is UN-BEATABLE. NO CLASS CAN bEAT HEALER in the case of 1 vs 1. In contrast, Healer cant kill any other class either becuz they mostly RUN AWAY.

HOPE U ENJOY this shitty game. sorry about my stupid English.

Comments

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495

    Oh man you are awesome. 

  • vardarvardar Member Posts: 282

    By far the best review....

  • KenaoshiKenaoshi Member UncommonPosts: 1,022

    very good indeed =)

    just had an Lineage 2 vietnam flashback but very good =p

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  • ZsavoozZsavooz Member Posts: 532

    lol! I actually understood all of this. I'll roll a cleric. Thanks for that.  

  • rr2realrr2real Member Posts: 448

    wow glad i'm skipping this game

  • adderVXIadderVXI Member UncommonPosts: 727

    Classes getting sucked, rangers getting efed, and american white peeps with big eye.  Damn i loved this review!  i laughed my ass off.  Dude dont sweat the engrish, i cant speak or write Korean

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  • KuranguKurangu Member Posts: 3

     This is good review thank you I will try it

  • WSIMikeWSIMike Member Posts: 5,564

     Reading that review, all I could think was, "really bad porn".

    "If you just step away for a sec you will clearly see all the pot holes in the road,
    and the cash shop selling asphalt..."
    - Mimzel on F2P/Cash Shops

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  • SoupismSoupism Member UncommonPosts: 272

    That was the coolest post I've ever read. He is obviously not english speaking as a first language, yet "fucking" was like every 5th word.

     

    = Hero.

     

    And yeah, the only korean I know (not the spelling) sounds like "onion fo sayo" (means "hi" I think). Some korean salesman taught me that and his accent was strong.

     

    /shrug

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  • LizardEgyptLizardEgypt Member UncommonPosts: 333

    This was amazing I hope this was legit.

    Currently playing - FF14ARR
    Previous games - SWG, World of Warcraft, ShadowBane, Warhammer, Age of Conan, Darkfall, Planetside Asheron's Call, Everquest, Everquest 2, Too many.

  • thexratedthexrated Member UncommonPosts: 1,368

    That review had some shit that was pure fucking awesomeness :P

    "The person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in."

  • kvariumkvarium Member UncommonPosts: 33

    That was fucking entertaining. We need more more reviewers like Technos who speark our language instead of the pollit bullshit we usualy read. 

  • WickedjellyWickedjelly Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,990
    Originally posted by technos


    Healer is UN-BEATABLE. NO CLASS CAN bEAT HEALER in the case of 1 vs 1. In contrast, Healer cant kill any other class either becuz they mostly RUN AWAY.



     

    This was my favorite part. Made me laugh.

    9/10

    1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.

    2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.

    3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.

  • narakuunarakuu Member Posts: 348

    Its a breath of fresh air from the usual readings on here, oh and for some reason I want to play the game even more now? O.o

  • mortharxmortharx Member Posts: 293

    THIS is THE BEST EWA review!! STRAIGHT to the point and FUNNY read! LMAO

    Thanks!

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  • CammyCammy Member Posts: 864
    Originally posted by Wickedjelly

    Originally posted by technos


    Healer is UN-BEATABLE. NO CLASS CAN bEAT HEALER in the case of 1 vs 1. In contrast, Healer cant kill any other class either becuz they mostly RUN AWAY.



     

    This was my favorite part. Made me laugh.

    9/10

     

     

    hahahaha mine too :D 

    Fantastic... rofl

  • LowdosLowdos Member Posts: 644

    The question remains, is the OP still playing?

  • junzo316junzo316 Member UncommonPosts: 1,712

    Great review.  The best I have read.  You, my friend, should have a blog on this site.

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