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Rapist beware..

WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988
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OT guys..

how does this make you feel?

link: www.hammeruncut.com/index.php

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  • PorfatPorfat Member Posts: 364

    I think a snub nosed revolver would be more effective.

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988

    Just remember before the next time you have sex to double check..

    cause she may forget that little monster is in there..

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Ok, bear with me here.  I assume that when the rapist penetrates the woman, rather than ripping him to shreads, the shark's mouth (that's what they should call it) will come out.  The article says the rapist will have to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.  But wouldn't it come lose when the guy goes limp?  Or does it stick in his skin even after he's lost his erection.

    I apologize in advance to any guy who felt the need to cross his legs after reading my post.

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    Ok, bear with me here.  I assume that when the rapist penetrates the woman, rather than ripping him to shreads, the shark's mouth (that's what they should call it) will come out.  The article says the rapist will have to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.  But wouldn't it come lose when the guy goes limp?  Or does it stick in his skin even after he's lost his erection.
    I apologize in advance to any guy who felt the need to cross his legs after reading my post.



     

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178

    The most amusing thing about this...thing is it could be used as a grudge means.

    Trust me fella's , date a russian you'll learn all about grudges.

    The next factor comes in, if you arrive at the hospital , do they just insta label you rapist?

    What if you had encountered a grudge, being as we men, will be men.

  • PyrichPyrich Member Posts: 1,040
    Originally posted by Astropuyo


    The most amusing thing about this...thing is it could be used as a grudge means.
    Trust me fella's , date a russian you'll learn all about grudges.
    The next factor comes in, if you arrive at the hospital , do they just insta label you rapist?
    What if you had encountered a grudge, being as we men, will be men.



     

    Hehe...  Wasn't Lorenna Bobbit Russian?

     

    I'd take the chamber of pain and humilation grudge over the fall asleep and lets play doctor one hehe.

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by Pyrich

    Originally posted by Astropuyo


    The most amusing thing about this...thing is it could be used as a grudge means.
    Trust me fella's , date a russian you'll learn all about grudges.
    The next factor comes in, if you arrive at the hospital , do they just insta label you rapist?
    What if you had encountered a grudge, being as we men, will be men.



     

    Hehe...  Wasn't Lorenna Bobbit Russian?

     

    I'd take the chamber of pain and humilation grudge over the fall asleep and lets play doctor one hehe.

    Not sure.

    I have however personal experiences with Russian ladies, living in/around the bay area,CA... You get all kinds of flavors.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Now, to ask all the men a question.

    Would you:

    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?

                                 -OR-

    B) Be the prison bitch?

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?

     

    Right up the mangina it goes.

    I shall not be a prison bitch.

     

    Funny thing is , inmates for a long time have had their own form of asstection.

    From sporks to shanks. Nothings kills the raping mood like a icepick to the..... Yeah rhyme that.

  • LeKinKLeKinK Member Posts: 899

    For it to work properly it have to occur in a dark place and even there, I know I inspect the hole I am about to go in with  my finger, my eye and my nose (if it smell awfull it's gonna be awfull... a big no no).  I would see it immediatly.

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by LeKinK


    For it to work properly it have to occur in a dark place and even there, I know I inspect the hole I am about to go in with  my finger, my eye and my nose (if it smell awfull it's gonna be awfull... a big no no).  I would see it immediatly.

    Next Gen Model will have a cloaking mechanism.

  • kiddyno071kiddyno071 Member Posts: 1,330
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    Ok, bear with me here.  I assume that when the rapist penetrates the woman, rather than ripping him to shreads, the shark's mouth (that's what they should call it) will come out.  The article says the rapist will have to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed.  But wouldn't it come lose when the guy goes limp?  Or does it stick in his skin even after he's lost his erection.
    I apologize in advance to any guy who felt the need to cross his legs after reading my post.



     

    LOL!  Sorry but it sounds like you are doing research...

  • kiddyno071kiddyno071 Member Posts: 1,330
    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



     

    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by kiddyno071

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



     

    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

     

    There is never cuddling :(.

    Prison men can be so insensitive to the prison bitches feelings.

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118
    Originally posted by Astropuyo

    Originally posted by kiddyno071

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



     

    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

     

    There is never cuddling :(.

    Prison men can be so insensitive to the prison bitches feelings.

     

      Now, that's just not true. You've clearly never heard this priceless ballad.

     

    www.youtube.com/watch

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Astropuyo

    Originally posted by kiddyno071

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

     There is never cuddling :(.

    Prison men can be so insensitive to the prison bitches feelings.

     Now, that's just not true. You've clearly never heard this priceless ballad.

     www.youtube.com/watch



     

    Ok, this thread is taking a weird and disturbing turn.  And that's on top of the fact that it was weird and disturbing to begin with.

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Astropuyo

    Originally posted by kiddyno071

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

     There is never cuddling :(.

    Prison men can be so insensitive to the prison bitches feelings.

     Now, that's just not true. You've clearly never heard this priceless ballad.

     www.youtube.com/watch



     

    Ok, this thread is taking a weird and disturbing turn.  And that's on top of the fact that it was weird and disturbing to begin with.

     

      Pffft. Somebody needs a sense of humor.

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Zindaihas

     
    Ok, this thread is taking a weird and disturbing turn.  And that's on top of the fact that it was weird and disturbing to begin with.

     

      Pffft. Somebody needs a sense of humor.



     

    That is my sense of humor.  It's called dry humor.  It's probably hard to tell because you can't see my face.  Straight as an arrow.

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988
    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Astropuyo

    Originally posted by kiddyno071

    Originally posted by Dekron


    Now, to ask all the men a question.
    Would you:
    A) Shove this up your ass for protection in jail?
                                 -OR-
    B) Be the prison bitch?



     

    Prison bitch isn't so bad if you get a little cuddle after.

     

    There is never cuddling :(.

    Prison men can be so insensitive to the prison bitches feelings.

     

      Now, that's just not true. You've clearly never heard this priceless ballad.

     

    www.youtube.com/watch



     

    I enjoyed this very much :D

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Zindaihas

     
    Ok, this thread is taking a weird and disturbing turn.  And that's on top of the fact that it was weird and disturbing to begin with.

     

      Pffft. Somebody needs a sense of humor.



     

    That is my sense of humor.  It's called dry humor.  It's probably hard to tell because you can't see my face.  Straight as an arrow.

    And I actually chuckled at it (In real life no less!).

    As for the song, I remember when I first heard it on bob and tom. It was stuck in my head... Dear god it's been stuck in my head for too long.

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