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We must build the perfect machine.. The DeCrafter of War

GrandoReaperGrandoReaper Member UncommonPosts: 147

So nearly 90% of the people that wish WoW would disappear believe that a MMO will take its place but this imaginary MMO would also be everything that WoW is not.  Because who wants a WoW Clone gez?  So obviously in order for a company to wipe WoW off the market they will have to make the Bizzaro WoW also known as the Anti-WoW.  So many proficies have been put forth that the Anti-WoW will appear in Asia (AION) or w/e other country is making the newest MMO that doesnt look like a total piece of crap.

In order to make the Bizzaro WoW we must list all the things that would be a WoW clone:

  1. A computer game.
  2. Leveling system where you raid when you hit max level.
  3. People grouping up to reach a common goal.
  4. Cartoony computer graphics that lacks realism.
  5. Unbalanced classes.
  6. Instanced dungeons & battlegrounds/arenas.
  7. Limited selection of factions.
  8. Basic Good Vs Evil storyline.

Okay so now that we got everything that a WoW clone is, lets write the opposite of what each feature from the list:

  1. Real life.
  2. No leveling.
  3. People that stand around and do nothing together.
  4. Real life again.
  5. No classes, which equals out to balance.
  6. No instances or phasing what so ever possible.
  7. So many factions that you dont know there is any.
  8. Chaotic storyline that not just anyone can follow.

Well by golly.. it to me that the ultimate MMORPG that would dethrone WoW and bask in the glorious wealth of the countless brainwashed gamers playing just because there isnt anything else that compares would have to be!!! A Live Action RolePlay (LARPing).

Your brain has been served, goodbye.

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