Sunshine's review !

JohnnyCache · September 2009

My recent beta experience should be categorized as follows:

Character creation - There are too many options to choose from but at least i could click the "create random" button and get my toon set up. I cannot believe that i had to actually click the mouse before even starting the game <sigh>

Opening Sequence - This started off well, until the game made me move forward. THis meant having to use the keyboard and mouse to get my character to run forward and click a console. Talk about a pain ! And the tutorial was so hard ! I coudn't understand what the female voice was telling me since i only speak Douchbaganese and only learned how to type in English, not speak it... Once i was able to get thru the cumbersome tutorial, i was depopsited in an open desert land with nothing telling me what to do ...in any language.

The Game - ugh...this game is hard ! I had to walk, run and click things ...a lot ! I am not sure i can continue playing a game that makes me think this hard as it often hurts when i do. Also, it requires at least one hand on the keyboard pretty much all the time. I heard crafting was hands-free, but you have to find stuff to craft with ...which is usually around creatures that attack you ! What kind of game has creatures that attack automatically !? oh, and "aim-mode"...you mean i have to go into a combat stance to fight and cant just look at the mob and have him die? This means a lot of clicking and keypressing which gets deepressing... My hope is that i will find some kind of nuclear power plant and blow it up so all the creatures will die and i can stop clicking and pressing the buttons...

...ah well, back to progress quest and WoW where braincells are optional !

Yours Truly

Sunshine Bear

Shalandar · September 2009

hilarious

Please do more reviews as this was the most in-depth, accurate and perfect review I've ever read.

kilun · September 2009

Originally posted by JohnnyCache

My recent beta experience should be categorized as follows:
Character creation - There are too many options to choose from but at least i could click the "create random" button and get my toon set up. I cannot believe that i had to actually click the mouse before even starting the game <sigh>
Opening Sequence - This started off well, until the game made me move forward. THis meant having to use the keyboard and mouse to get my character to run forward and click a console. Talk about a pain ! And the tutorial was so hard ! I coudn't understand what the female voice was telling me since i only speak Douchbaganese and only learned how to type in English, not speak it... Once i was able to get thru the cumbersome tutorial, i was depopsited in an open desert land with nothing telling me what to do ...in any language.
The Game - ugh...this game is hard ! I had to walk, run and click things ...a lot ! I am not sure i can continue playing a game that makes me think this hard as it often hurts when i do. Also, it requires at least one hand on the keyboard pretty much all the time. I heard crafting was hands-free, but you have to find stuff to craft with ...which is usually around creatures that attack you ! What kind of game has creatures that attack automatically !? oh, and "aim-mode"...you mean i have to go into a combat stance to fight and cant just look at the mob and have him die? This means a lot of clicking and keypressing which gets deepressing... My hope is that i will find some kind of nuclear power plant and blow it up so all the creatures will die and i can stop clicking and pressing the buttons...
...ah well, back to progress quest and WoW where braincells are optional !
Yours Truly
Sunshine Bear

Man that was the best review I have EVAH read! Period.