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Ridiculous Characters of Fantasy
GrandoReaper
Member UncommonPosts: 147
What is the purpose for playing an MMO? To have the biggest reputation/ganks/money/empire of course. So with that said I was wondering what everybody's mad crazy fantasy character would be like. These characters are the kind that you can just watch the character select screen for about half an hour and gaze at its awesomeness. To make everyone else in the chinese cyber cafe cream their pants in envy. If you also feel like posting your fantasy character please state what game the character would be in and describe what makes it mad crazy awesome. So here is my characters:
EverQuest
Level: Auto Max Level after each expansion, made a deal with the GM devil to gain this.
AA's: None
Gear: Rusty Dagger & Green Robe
Class: Nobody knows because he is always on Anon Status.
Description: You ever hear about the sleeper being killed on the Rallos Zek server? This is the person that looted the beast, and found but only one Snake Scales not a stack just a single one. Within a 5 meter radius all halflings and female bearded dwarves fall instantly dead because of the constant epic aura that is shining of his Boots of Ugly Kicking. Every single time he has walked through South Ro a Ancient Cyclopse has spawned and fell victim to the Rusty Dagger. When he groups up he doesnt need a healer, only four ranger characters willing to do what they do best. When he enter's the Plane of Water every bit of moisture is soaked into his Buttress of Dead Gnomes, obviously a natural sponge. His entire bank is filled with necklaces that spawn eye's, except for his shared bank which is filled with Plane of Sky 7th Island keys.
World of Warcraft
Level: 80
Gear: Full Tier 11 Anti-Paladin Bubble Technology Ultra Super Heavy Armor
Class: Fury Warrior
Mount: All of them.
Description: Leader of the Guild Taliban Toddler's this master of melee has found the perfect raid make up that makes it possible so that he can survive several mobs that have an enrage timer. 12 Priest's 6 Druid's 6 Shaman's & Himself. Some say that there was a southpark episode that was based on his cousin's WoW character. After watching several PvP video's this character would have been so fully pumped up to the extreme that upon entering Alterac Valley everybody behind the gate /AFK because the light coming from his body was so blinding with gold they wanted to get the hell out of there. Each raid that he attends only takes 15 min to complete, because it takes 5 min for his ramen oriental noodles to soak while the healers clear to the end boss.
AION
Level: The Korean # for infinity.
Gear: Naked Chick
Description: Big wings.
Comments
This requires too much effort.
So I will post a generic one...
ANYGAME WITH AUCTION HOUSE
Objective: accumulate the most money, control the prices and availability of everything worthy.
Just having an Auction House is enough.
The higher the tax/fee per item based on item price, the lesser the time it will take for the item to expire, the lesser the limit of number of items on auction house per character/account and the less multiaccounts, the more fun and entertaining it is.
I quit and sell everything to the highest bidder once it stops being entertaining.