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Why Eve sucks, Why WoW sucks, Why WAR sucks, Why Aion sucks, Why Age of Conan sucks, Why I suck.

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  • drajaicdrajaic Member Posts: 51
    Originally posted by AndrewGoat 
    Make threads, and post in threads, with articulated thought. Please.

     

    Holy hell!!! You can do that? I've been lied to. LIED TO!!!

  • geekgamergeekgamer Member Posts: 43

    Its been awhile since I posted on this site..yep.

     

    And to judge  the title of this thread I rather not look at the creators post fist but rather say you need to stop sucking at games and lean to play your class.Especially WoW.

  • EthianEthian Member Posts: 1,216

    Someone get that guy a drink

    "I play Tera for the gameplay"

  • QuirhidQuirhid Member UncommonPosts: 6,230

    You'd rather see the opposite? -"Every game is great, every game has done marvelous things to the genre, how every aspect of this game is brilliant..." so on and so forth... Atleast there's always a grain of truth in the negative posts.

    There must be balance in the universe.

    I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been -Wayne Gretzky

  • peenkpeenk Member Posts: 270
    Originally posted by AndrewGoat


     God, it sucked.
    how much it sucked,
    how much it sucks,
    because it sucked so hard.
    how much it sucks,
    because man it just sucks.
    Anything I don't like sucks.
    how much Age of Conan sucks?
    how hard it sucks.
    so it truly sucks more than any of the others. stupid people at Funcom just SUCK so much
    so their game sucks,
    Really, I guess I suck the most.
    how these games all suck, 
    But, I suck.

     

    Thats a lot of suck.  Almost as much suck as my imaginary girlfriend. Which reminds me, Angelina Alba Helle Shakira, its time for you to ...

    WTB Shadowbane 2
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  • RavingRabbidRavingRabbid Member UncommonPosts: 1,168

    Has anyone counted how many times the word suck was used in this thread?

    (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH fires plunger at OP's nut sack)

    All my opinions are just that..opinions. If you like my opinions..coolness.If you dont like my opinion....I really dont care.
    Playing: ESO, WOT, Smite, and Marvel Heroes

  • thinktank001thinktank001 Member UncommonPosts: 2,144
    Originally posted by AndrewGoat


    So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.
     
    blah, blah, blah
    My 8 year old computer couldn't run it very well, so I stopped subscribing because it sucked so hard. All they did was copy WoW, I mean, like everyone, right?
    blah, blah, blah
    Woot.



     

    I think I found part of your problem.   Computer components are very cheap now.   My 9 year old computer doesn't run the new games very well and I went out and bought a new one for 3/4 the price I payed for the old one, and it is far above any of the reccommended requirements of todays games......

    GET A NEW COMPUTER!!!!

  • AnnwynAnnwyn Member UncommonPosts: 2,854

    Hilarious how some will reply to this thread with something they believe to be "clever" yet is completly pointless and out of subject.



    "Understanding Sarcasm Fail?"



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    As for everyone who at least got the point in OP's post, glad to know there is hope somewhere on the internet (ok I'm overreacting but you probably know what I mean :þ ).



    In all seriousness, it is extremely annoying to see people bash MMOs when it's actually their own fault for not gathering enough information and only believing the hype. Once they finally realise that what the "hype" told them was not entirely true, well those sheeps starts seeing red and will charge anything standing in their way. And if there's nothing in their way, well they will create some with the power of imagination because, let's be honest, they need to vent their anger somewhere.



    I really don't understand why people would rather bash every good arguments about a game and put the word "suck" everywhere, attempting to force others to believe what they say IN THE NAME OF TRUE JUSTICE!!! Oh...my hero!



    I understand if some things are just terrible, but when people acts like their life just ended is just.....c'mon......just move on. Do something else.



    I remember reading somewhere a blogger who nicknamed this type of behavior "God's Syndrom". Basically was something like this: "I am the creator and thus, know the only truth in this world. Fouls who dares to challenge me are heretic."

  • arogorsarogors Member Posts: 22

    This was biblical. *Tear*

  • libranimlibranim Member Posts: 139

    SARCASM ALERT

  • LoricaneLoricane Member Posts: 20

    Personally found this thread hilarious.  Not for the sarcasm in the original post, but for the people who took it seriously enough to post an articulate reply.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • HardangerHardanger Member Posts: 226

    Sarcasm aside, I actually agree with most of it...  Except WAR - they did a pretty good job.

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  • Predator160Predator160 Member Posts: 128

    Heeeeeey!!!! You made fun of my games! I don't like you!

    I sense the sarcasm ...funny thing is though- regardless of the point your trying to make I actually agree with everything in your post LOLOLOL

     

     

     

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811

    Absolutely. If you don't like the crap they throw at us, it's because you suck. Great.

  • SkuzSkuz Member UncommonPosts: 1,018

    Nice Post OP, made me chuckle.

    Lighten up folks.

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,216

    bravo OP. Nice to see some satire and sense of humor on this forum.

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  • chrisrogerschrisrogers Member Posts: 6

    I have to say this was one amusing thread to read, but I couldn't agree more. I've played all of these games hoping for that one thing to make <it> stand out over the other and have yet to find it. I'm playing Fallen Earth now and would probably add it to your list of 'suck'. I just want a game that is worth it to play longer then the 30 day free period. I tried to like Runes of Magic because it is free even. Don't know what it is. I like the online mmo more then the other types of games because it is fun to gather equipment and get experience points, but I dunno.

     

    What are we to do? We need a site with an mmo test, not that it would help.

     

    Just my two cents.

  • chrisrogerschrisrogers Member Posts: 6
    Originally posted by Loricane


    Personally found this thread hilarious.  Not for the sarcasm in the original post, but for the people who took it seriously enough to post an articulate reply.

     

    Yeh, that was kind of me, but deep down inside it sparked articulate thought.

  • icaughtfireicaughtfire Member Posts: 109

    Now that word stucked into my mind. Suck. If you feel that way then just go find a game that would satisfy you. Oh and you mentioned that you are good in game design right? Might as well MAKE your own game. Name it SUCK online.

  • just2duhjust2duh Member Posts: 1,290

     lol, still people missing the point of this thread. It is endless entertainment.   ;D~

  • BelliseBellise Member Posts: 32

    This thread needs a sarcasm sign, so here it is.

     

    'Most powerful is he who controls his own power.'

  • daltaniousdaltanious Member UncommonPosts: 2,381
    Originally posted by CyberWiz


    EVE doesn't suck ! :p

    It does. You just do not know this. :-))

  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495

    Agree with the Op. The listed games do suck and so does the OP.

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