The life of a[insert game here] hater

MMO_REVIEWER

You wake up in the morning. Play XBOX(maybe) or make breakfast if you even eat breakfast.

You then get on your laptop and click Iexplorer.exe which youve cleverly renamed "porn palace".

You've got mmorpg.come set as your homepage. The first thing you see is an ad for the game that you hate. Instantly you migrate to that games forum.

you scroll down the list of threads saying "i gotta see this.." and "are you effing kidding?" or "oh god..more Q.Qing"...

Now you have several tabs open of all the threads you want to read and reply to. And you've got your flame thrower ready.

Next thing you know your on a holy crusade to bash the hell out of game X and game Y.

You then open up a completely new browser window that your dedicating to researching things about the games you hate...

feeding your flamethrower with more ammo you run across a thread that particularly pisses you off. It mentions your favorite game! - - - its on now!

You pause and do all the research you can and come back with an arsenal of tanks, flamethrowers, fighter planes, and the big nuke you want to drop at the end. You bash the OP in the form of a 90 paragraph long post and end it with  "Cheers". Then you copy and past it into word to make sure your spelling and grammer is on point because you can't spell.

Now your tired and its midnight. You watch a bit of porn before bed play your xbox one more time, eat a pop tart, and mozy on off to bed.

The next day you wake up and realize your thread got 50 replys of other haters with hefty flame throwers...you grab your self a pop tart and say "it's flamin' time!"

and it begins again......

 

Or atleast thats how i see haters living O.o

metalhead980

Originally posted by MMO_REVIEWER


You wake up in the morning. Play XBOX(maybe) or make breakfast if you even eat breakfast.
You then get on your laptop and click Iexplorer.exe which youve cleverly renamed "porn palace".
You've got mmorpg.come set as your homepage. The first thing you see is an ad for the game that you hate. Instantly you migrate to that games forum.
you scroll down the list of threads saying "i gotta see this.." and "are you effing kidding?" or "oh god..more Q.Qing"...
Now you have several tabs open of all the threads you want to read and reply to. And you've got your flame thrower ready.
Next thing you know your on a holy crusade to bash the hell out of game X and game Y.
You then open up a completely new browser window that your dedicating to researching things about the games you hate...
feeding your flamethrower with more ammo you run across a thread that particularly pisses you off. It mentions your favorite game! - - - its on now!
You pause and do all the research you can and come back with an arsenal of tanks, flamethrowers, fighter planes, and the big nuke you want to drop at the end. You bash the OP in the form of a 90 paragraph long post and end it with  "Cheers". Then you copy and past it into word to make sure your spelling and grammer is on point because you can't spell.
Now your tired and its midnight. You watch a bit of porn before bed play your xbox one more time, eat a pop tart, and mozy on off to bed.
The next day you wake up and realize your thread got 50 replys of other haters with hefty flame throwers...you grab your self a pop tart and say "it's flamin' time!"
and it begins again......
 
Or atleast thats how i see haters living O.o

So your basically calling forum posters no lifers?

I'm shocked that someone would be so bothered by other people that enjoy criticizing/defending games.

This bothers you enough to make a thread on the subject?

 

I have a full time job and get to post on forums in between client calls

My wife aggro would be pretty hardcore if I just sat at home all day flaming you softies.

 

 

 

MMO_REVIEWER

Lol wife aggro! Shit i can't heal you fast enough!

Precusor

Just ignore the shills and teh haters.

Zeroxin

Originally posted by metalhead980

Originally posted by MMO_REVIEWER


You wake up in the morning. Play XBOX(maybe) or make breakfast if you even eat breakfast.
You then get on your laptop and click Iexplorer.exe which youve cleverly renamed "porn palace".
You've got mmorpg.come set as your homepage. The first thing you see is an ad for the game that you hate. Instantly you migrate to that games forum.
you scroll down the list of threads saying "i gotta see this.." and "are you effing kidding?" or "oh god..more Q.Qing"...
Now you have several tabs open of all the threads you want to read and reply to. And you've got your flame thrower ready.
Next thing you know your on a holy crusade to bash the hell out of game X and game Y.
You then open up a completely new browser window that your dedicating to researching things about the games you hate...
feeding your flamethrower with more ammo you run across a thread that particularly pisses you off. It mentions your favorite game! - - - its on now!
You pause and do all the research you can and come back with an arsenal of tanks, flamethrowers, fighter planes, and the big nuke you want to drop at the end. You bash the OP in the form of a 90 paragraph long post and end it with  "Cheers". Then you copy and past it into word to make sure your spelling and grammer is on point because you can't spell.
Now your tired and its midnight. You watch a bit of porn before bed play your xbox one more time, eat a pop tart, and mozy on off to bed.
The next day you wake up and realize your thread got 50 replys of other haters with hefty flame throwers...you grab your self a pop tart and say "it's flamin' time!"
and it begins again......
 
Or atleast thats how i see haters living O.o

So your basically calling forum posters no lifers?

I'm shocked that someone would be so bothered by other people that enjoy criticizing/defending games.

This bothers you enough to make a thread on the subject?

 

I have a full time job and get to post on forums in between client calls

My wife aggro would be pretty hardcore if I just sat at home all day flaming you softies.

 

 

 

Haha, I think its aimed at the general "torch" community.

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tro44_1

WoW is a Great Game, Better then Guild Wars

 

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Soapys

Originally posted by solareus


You guys have no clue what tru ehate is on a game. I;'m not sure if you dig, but go back to 2006, and the VG forums, Woah.... THat was some hating. No game other then Dark and Light, and that game we shall not name, has had as much complete hate and prosecution, then VG.  You'll are light weights if your crying  now.

 

I think you're referring to the Silky Venom boards, it was mostly just people who wanted the game succeed I think. Vanguard is like a love-hate relationship for many, lol.

pencilrick

Originally posted by MMO_REVIEWER


You wake up in the morning. Play XBOX(maybe) or make breakfast if you even eat breakfast.
You then get on your laptop and click Iexplorer.exe which youve cleverly renamed "porn palace".
You've got mmorpg.come set as your homepage. The first thing you see is an ad for the game that you hate. Instantly you migrate to that games forum.
you scroll down the list of threads saying "i gotta see this.." and "are you effing kidding?" or "oh god..more Q.Qing"...
Now you have several tabs open of all the threads you want to read and reply to. And you've got your flame thrower ready.
Next thing you know your on a holy crusade to bash the hell out of game X and game Y.
You then open up a completely new browser window that your dedicating to researching things about the games you hate...
feeding your flamethrower with more ammo you run across a thread that particularly pisses you off. It mentions your favorite game! - - - its on now!
You pause and do all the research you can and come back with an arsenal of tanks, flamethrowers, fighter planes, and the big nuke you want to drop at the end. You bash the OP in the form of a 90 paragraph long post and end it with  "Cheers". Then you copy and past it into word to make sure your spelling and grammer is on point because you can't spell.
Now your tired and its midnight. You watch a bit of porn before bed play your xbox one more time, eat a pop tart, and mozy on off to bed.
The next day you wake up and realize your thread got 50 replys of other haters with hefty flame throwers...you grab your self a pop tart and say "it's flamin' time!"
and it begins again......
 
Or atleast thats how i see haters living O.o

For one thing, you just described about half of humanity; big deal.  For another, you denigrate those who might supply you with valuable feedback on the merits of a game you might someday try.  This feedback could save you $50, and therefore is sort of a free service.

Game review blogs are wonderful, and I will trust the collective average advice of gamers on a forum like this way before I will trust some interview in an online periodical (which probably is a partially paid advertisement, anyway).

If a game-site review says a game is 90%, but most of the private posts say it sucks, which are you going to trust?  The vendor/advertiser or the customers?

 

paulscott

:sigh:  why must people deem it necessary to quote the OP?   If you're not quoting someone else or saying someelse's name it's pretty obvious you're replying to them.

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As for the "haters"  you should have been here a couple of years ago.   Those were some epic haters/trolls/whatever.