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I tried Aion and oh my lord I am almost without words....

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  • darkeviadarkevia Member Posts: 43

    GAIZ GAIZ!! !!11one1!1!1 LOOK AT WHAT I HAZ FOUND!!1!!11

    IT'S A REALLY LONG BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD! DO YOU GAIZ HAZ IT TOO?! I HIT IT AND THEn......

     

    MY CHARACTER JUMPED!!1!1 :O :O 

     

    ...

     

    OP, seriously? lolwtf?

  • Riptide69Riptide69 Member Posts: 45

     Try using a can of compressed air on your keyboard.  It may free some debris from the SPACEBAR !!  good luck :)

  • dyermaker714dyermaker714 Member UncommonPosts: 192

    what a fuckin moron. i wish the op with reply so i can have another laugh

  • SidereusSidereus Member Posts: 316

    wow..... it sux to be you      M8 !

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    Kind of, just without the rapist.

  • ComnitusComnitus Member Posts: 2,462

    So you can fly but you can't jump? Lolfailgamelol.

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  • nondogg13nondogg13 Member UncommonPosts: 41

    omfg where in this whole discussion did you see that you can fly but not jump. the op's stupidity is spreading like swine flu.

  • joker007mojoker007mo Member Posts: 712
    Originally posted by eman_laerton


    You can't jump in this game. What low-IQ goof-off developer forgot to put that in ? HMMMMMMMMMM? I mean come on people! In the most succesful game in existence (WOW) we all know that 90% of the activity is composed of jumping around in a major cartoon city waiting to be noticed in your new gear even though everyone looks exactly alike and should be whipped in real life on a daily basis for being lame.
    Jumping is the only way to attract ex-wow noobs. Seriously, if aion had programmed in jumping, all the wow fans would try it and then and only then they would realize that they were DUPED into trying a game that really is just a chuck norris-like eastern campy piece of silly garbage. Do you really want to run around in a dumb-looking world where you can't jump but are always reminded that you aren't from china and do not have bad breath?
    This game should have been named : "Bad breath in a campy and cheesy idiot land where everyone might as well be that character type in the game "warhammer" where they glide around on a gay hover craft."
     
    Change the game name to this and change it N A O !
     

      really you cant jump weird since my toons wont do anything but til i stop them when i log in my character is jumping up and down on his own and i have to hit space to stop it anyone else have that problem ive had it since beta wasnt really sure what to do about it but its a non problem to me just annoying

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  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662

    Maybe your spacebar is stuck or something like that dunno never happened to me, try removing the button and attach it again.


  • TalinTalin Member UncommonPosts: 923

    Waste of space. The Internet is dumber for having read this.

  • donjuanamigodonjuanamigo Member Posts: 256

    i laughed my ass off at this post. OP posts threads like this all the time and is not serious. all of you people who thought he was serious and posted some response to it, got owned.

  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662
    Originally posted by donjuanamigo


    i laughed my ass off at this post. OP posts threads like this all the time and is not serious. all of you people who thought he was serious and posted some response to it, got owned.

     

    I knew it he was not serious I saw some other thread he made and some guy told him now post something in aion :P


  • TalinTalin Member UncommonPosts: 923
    Originally posted by donjuanamigo


    i laughed my ass off at this post. OP posts threads like this all the time and is not serious. all of you people who thought he was serious and posted some response to it, got owned.

    You must be the OP's fanclub?

  • donjuanamigodonjuanamigo Member Posts: 256
    Originally posted by bloodaxes

    Originally posted by donjuanamigo


    i laughed my ass off at this post. OP posts threads like this all the time and is not serious. all of you people who thought he was serious and posted some response to it, got owned.

     

    I knew it he was not serious I saw some other thread he made and some guy told him now post something in aion :P



     

    owned

  • donjuanamigodonjuanamigo Member Posts: 256
    Originally posted by Talin

    Originally posted by donjuanamigo


    i laughed my ass off at this post. OP posts threads like this all the time and is not serious. all of you people who thought he was serious and posted some response to it, got owned.

    You must be the OP's fanclub?



     

    nope, just seen a few others but now that you bring it up, maybe I should be.

  • niceguy3978niceguy3978 Member UncommonPosts: 2,051

    I don't see how anyone could have thought this was anything other than internet snark.

  • joker007mojoker007mo Member Posts: 712
    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    Maybe your spacebar is stuck or something like that dunno never happened to me, try removing the button and attach it again.

     

    fraid not after i hit spacebar or move everything is fine its just when i first log in wherever he is at he will be hopping up and down until i do something

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  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662
    Originally posted by joker007mo

    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    Maybe your spacebar is stuck or something like that dunno never happened to me, try removing the button and attach it again.

    fraid not after i hit spacebar or move everything is fine its just when i first log in wherever he is at he will be hopping up and down until i do something

    What model is your keyboard?

    It has some program for extra keys or macros? maybe it's malfunctioning dunno lol


  • ZsavoozZsavooz Member Posts: 532
    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    There's a long button on your keyboard usually called space, try click it.
     

    lol!

     

  • joker007mojoker007mo Member Posts: 712
    Originally posted by bloodaxes

    Originally posted by joker007mo

    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    Maybe your spacebar is stuck or something like that dunno never happened to me, try removing the button and attach it again.

    fraid not after i hit spacebar or move everything is fine its just when i first log in wherever he is at he will be hopping up and down until i do something

    What model is your keyboard?

    It has some program for extra keys or macros? maybe it's malfunctioning dunno lol

    nope keyboard is fine i play lotro and coh and eq2 and nothing there this keyboard is just your basic dell keyboard no extras nothing just keys for typing lol thats why i always wondered if others experinece the same thing

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  • djazzydjazzy Member Posts: 3,578
    Originally posted by darkgamerx


    Sigh, MMORPG.com is too easy to troll..
    Ya'll got troll'd.



     

    Yeah but it's not a good troll, heck not even a decent one. He needs to go back to troll school, back to the bridge with him.

  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662
    Originally posted by joker007mo

    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    What model is your keyboard?
    It has some program for extra keys or macros? maybe it's malfunctioning dunno lol

    nope keyboard is fine i play lotro and coh and eq2 and nothing there this keyboard is just your basic dell keyboard no extras nothing just keys for typing lol thats why i always wondered if others experinece the same thing

    Pretty wierd lol try contacting ncsoft never seen anyone saying anything liek that even on their forums.


  • EricDanieEricDanie Member UncommonPosts: 2,238
    Originally posted by Talin


    Waste of space. The Internet is dumber for having read this.

    Wait... does it mean it's now below the absolute zero for any intelligence sign?

    @ OP

    You'd be more convincing if your post didn't contain any space bar characters.

  • joker007mojoker007mo Member Posts: 712
    Originally posted by bloodaxes

    Originally posted by joker007mo

    Originally posted by bloodaxes


    What model is your keyboard?
    It has some program for extra keys or macros? maybe it's malfunctioning dunno lol

    nope keyboard is fine i play lotro and coh and eq2 and nothing there this keyboard is just your basic dell keyboard no extras nothing just keys for typing lol thats why i always wondered if others experinece the same thing

    Pretty wierd lol try contacting ncsoft never seen anyone saying anything liek that even on their forums.

    eh i dont even sub aion anymore j just thought i would bring it up while we was on the subject of jumping lol  ultimatly i always just thought it was some by product of the log in  i myself havent seen anything like this either but i dont know anyone so i cant ask to find out

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  • WrenderWrender Member Posts: 1,386

    And I thought I was a moron.....I feel much better now.

  • ZtekanZtekan Member Posts: 261

    This is far most the stupidest thread ive ever seen.

    On a keyboard  "generic 102" you have a long key called spacebar, its about 10 CM long more or less,

    It can also have diffrent color, it might eaven have some sort of text on it says space , or just a motive of something.

     

    The Spacebar key was probably invented mid or midlate 1900.

    back than it was use to make space between letter or commands.

    than IBM made some of the first PC games to the pc, were you actyly used the spacebar key, it had sevral diffrent ways to use it.

    latly the "behold" Spacebar key, been used to jump with.

    and one day it just were there, a game called Aion, in this game the spacebar key had been thought of, NCsoft longly argued if the key was something to have , some of them dident eaven know what the mystic key did, or if it was dangerous or had supernatrual power, but the wiseman of the tribe NCsoft , told them all its nothing to fear, and hey all tried there masterpieace with the new key, and got rid of the fear of useing the spacebarkey.

    and when aion got retail, it just where there, and in this case , the spacebar key was used for jumping.

    There are still some people around the world not realy sure on how to use they key just yet, but that my folks are another tale.

     

    Tune in next week for another epeisode of the Spacebar wars

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