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UBER KITTY!!!!!!!

SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782
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Subject of the email this came in was "Why the dog left", hehe.

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  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087
    That's either one big cat or one small woman...

    "Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather
    "Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek
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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    Well. If you look at the house, and surroundings, you'll notice that they seem proportionate to that of a normally heighted person. Unless there is a new manufacturing company named "Hobbit Co."

    So i'm guessing that is one hell of a huge cat.

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    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    Unless there is a new manufacturing company named "Hobbit Co."

    No, no,  no.. She doesn't look like a hobbit. She's thinner than a hobbit. She must be a gnome. That's the only logical conclusion.

    "Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather
    "Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek
    AC1: Wierding from Harvestgain

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    No glasses though. And i'm pretty sure gnomes and glasses is like a man with two arms.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, MEOW!

     

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  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782

    I thought gnomes were fat? Perhaps she's an elf...

    Nah, I like it being a huge-ass kitty more!

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  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087
    Maybe she's secretly been breeding lions with house cats and she's really an evil gnome from mars bent on the domination of this planet through her mighty lion-kittens.

    "Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather
    "Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek
    AC1: Wierding from Harvestgain

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