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I just turned 21, give me your words of Wisdom
jiveturkey12
Member CommonPosts: 1,262
Im drinking wine, so I must be an intellectual. Please fellow Intelligent members of MMORPG.com...
Share your words of Wisdom with me, on this great day!
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wear a condom
Fixed that for you.
Unless you're eating dinner or something. I guess that's my "words of wisdom". Men don't drink wine.
Grats btw.
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That's...that's the last age milestone you have worth looking forward to for any inherent benefits. I guess around 25 or so car insurance discrimination ends against being young. Maybe that.
Enjoy your birthday!
You've come to the wrong place for words of 'wisdom'.
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hydrate...hydrate a lot
This is if you don't want to feel like you're going to die the next morning...hangovers are terrible
also this:
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Dont Drink. You will be thankfull later ;p
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
Don't eat yellow snow.
Lets see... the crap I've learned in the 26 years I've been around.....
People are stupid.
Use your turn signals.
Travel. Start by leaving your state, then leave your country all together. See for yourself what the world is like, don't take other people's word for it.
Read.
Try anything once, twice if it tastes good!
Get your shit together. The sooner you do the better.
I think that just about covers most of it. I'm sure some of the way older folks will add more.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
rule #1:
Do not ask for personal advice on the internet. Especially a gaming forum.
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot foot stomping on a human face -- forever."
Find a girl that loves you. Marry her and make babies. If you are female, find a guy that loves you. Marry him and make babies.
If you feel like you need some sex on the side, go find someone hot, and have sex with them. Keep it to yourself no matter how guilty you feel.
you'll realize that the hot sex with someone else is nice, but not worth losing someone that loves you, and in the long run there's nothing better than growing old with someone and raising a family. Everything else is bullshit.
Stop drinking wine you nancy boy, get some beer into ya, or some whisky, better still drink beer with a whisky chaser.
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Oh, and happy 21st.
Enjoy your youth
It only fades from here.
Since you are 21 you should get your commercial license and drive big rigs for a living. Being a trucker you get to do meth.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
Stay away from alcohol, smoking and amongst other drugs...save yourself for marriage and get to know Jesus.
I turn 21 in two weeks...all goes down hill from here
March on! - Lets Invade Pekopon
Don't date a girl who work in a dépanneur. (I think you call that convenient store or sumting)
Well unless she own the place... but it must be a big one.
Have a very happy birthday.
Don't take this advice.
Or this.
Or this.
Work smarter not harder..Oh BTW "wine" yuke.
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
Haha, I love that video. Ive been there at the Hong Kong Airport, Asiatic terminal, I believe. Hrmm my advice.. Live. Move around. See the world. Drink, Eat, and be happy you did it. When you screw up, figure out why and dont do it again. Find love. Itll save you. Find God. He mite save you. Be good when you can and when your bad, rectify the situations.
Lastly, wine is good. Keep a bottle of 1956 wine around and youll have friends worth keeping.
So I took everyones advice and switched out the wine for something called "Scotch"?
I threw up alot and my head is killing me, and I text messaged over 20 girls on my phone last night including my ex of about 4 years.
Also I dont know if this was cause of the "Scotch" but I ended up having my friend drive me to walmart to pick up the entire "Sniper" movie collection on DVD.
Thanks MMORPG.com!!
Enjoy the few years you have left.
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Simple solution to this is that before you go to sleep, or after you stop drinking for the night you down 2 pints of water. It's what I do and I rarely if ever get hangovers. Assuming you were drinking in some sort of regulated establishment the water you can grab after last call. A lot of the bars around here will gladly provide... well at least the ones I go to.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
get laid
Don't drink the bong water.