The thread itself is fine. Discussing it is fine. Personal attacks, however, are never okay. Keep the discussion going but refrain from the baiting and flaming.
The thread itself is fine. Discussing it is fine. Personal attacks, however, are never okay. Keep the discussion going but refrain from the baiting and flaming.
Fine, but it's not like that guy wasn't trolling in the sense that he wanted someone to be blunt about what you really *do* with these games. I think we've dodged the bullet well so far.
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The thread itself is fine. Discussing it is fine. Personal attacks, however, are never okay. Keep the discussion going but refrain from the baiting and flaming.
Fine, but it's not like that guy wasn't trolling in the sense that he wanted someone to be blunt about what you really *do* with these games. I think we've dodged the bullet well so far.
I agree. As long as everyone does well to stay within our ROC, this thread will continue.
What about a peripheral strap-on device that would let you use your *joystick* in real-time with the game? I am sure that the one-size-fits-all will be too large for some of the worst wankers out there, but there might be a market for this. At least in Japan.
5$ says this happens within the next year or so now that I've said it, and they will market it as something that will improve size with prolonged use. I really wouldn't want cancer-giving devices near my junk though.
It exists. There's a "tool" you can attach to your...well, "tool" that reacts to certain "adult" dvds in accordance with whats shown.
I mean there are mroe than enough chicks or dudes for you to play with in real life lol
Back away from the PC.
No STDs, can do it while in a monogamous relationship without really cheating, more anonymus, etc... So there are lots of reasons to jerk your yerkin to some pixels.
Hell the internet was invented so Scientists could distribute their porn pictures "Bob, I got some Bety Paige pictures I wish you could see. If there was only a way we could send these pictures directly to you without having to copy and mail them to you." <-The true story of why the internet was created.
--When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii. --In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses. --The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence! --CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.
There's a few of them, but the idea of fornication in-game as a way to get off is just....weird. Doing it for humor such as ganking some dude then stripping off your pants to tea-bag him is fun. The only game I can think of that came close to fornication and having adult RP and elements is The Sims Online. Then afterwards cropped up the realistic graphic representations of genitals and social interaction in the most bizarre of ways, RedLightDistrict. With the amount of money spent on MMO erotica, you could've A. Went to a club and hooked up, B. Get a cheap hooker, or C. Control yourself and have some dignity.
Modding an MMO does go a long way, since there are nude patches coming out from players that modified game client files. That's about as close as you're gonna get with sex in a mainstream MMO game.
It is Free to download and look around ( pretty sure, not 100% certain about that) but you have to pay to fornicate. Sort of like a F2P game with a cash shop for the best items.
I think games, if you can call them "games", like this would make money, but don't have any idea how expensive they are to make, how much revenue they generate, etc., etc.
I'm certainly no game developer, but you would think it wouldnt' require to many hardcore skills to make one. There's no combat, no quests to design, no loot, etc., etc.
You just need chat, and good animations, and you're all set.
As to why people play them, well who cares. It's not my business what anyone does sitting in front of their computer, as long as it doesn't involve minors.
Porn comes in a million different flavors, so whatever works for you.
What I do always find funny is the obsession over whether someone is a guy, and not really a girl.
Like, if it's a pregnant woman, or a 13 year old girl, or a 70 year old woman, or a woman that is 350 pounds, or a bald headed woman with no teeth, that's GREAT! As long as it isn't a guy. Really? All that matters is that someone is female? Seems odd to me.
AoC let's you have sex with a drunk bum if you play a female character. You don't get to see it cause it goes black, but your character says it didn't happen anyway cause the bum was limp.
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Lol, such a controversial thread and I just got a warning for the Captain Obvious image I posted. Not even going to contest it, I just find it funny.
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The thread itself is fine. Discussing it is fine. Personal attacks, however, are never okay. Keep the discussion going but refrain from the baiting and flaming.
Fine, but it's not like that guy wasn't trolling in the sense that he wanted someone to be blunt about what you really *do* with these games. I think we've dodged the bullet well so far.
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I agree. As long as everyone does well to stay within our ROC, this thread will continue.
How does someone even know this?
The internet.
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Ah, I've seen the video and if you've seen it as well, then you too know what the internet is for......
Why would you want to have sex with game avatars?
I mean there are mroe than enough chicks or dudes for you to play with in real life lol
Back away from the PC.
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No STDs, can do it while in a monogamous relationship without really cheating, more anonymus, etc... So there are lots of reasons to jerk your yerkin to some pixels.
Hell the internet was invented so Scientists could distribute their porn pictures "Bob, I got some Bety Paige pictures I wish you could see. If there was only a way we could send these pictures directly to you without having to copy and mail them to you." <-The true story of why the internet was created.
--When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii.
--In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses.
--The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
--CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.
It's kinda sad that this isnt the way that the majority here thinks.
That's what this genre is missing; A "Leisure Suit Larry" MMORPG. (For those of you under 30, look at the link below)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry_(series)
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i think that should be a special attack in this mmo.
IN THE FACE!
That you can train up. Perhaps add a charge effect for a long-distance shots- 8ft max range.
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You're making it sound like a Serious Sam mod.
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All MMO's allow you to fornicate, just not in-game.
There's a few of them, but the idea of fornication in-game as a way to get off is just....weird. Doing it for humor such as ganking some dude then stripping off your pants to tea-bag him is fun. The only game I can think of that came close to fornication and having adult RP and elements is The Sims Online. Then afterwards cropped up the realistic graphic representations of genitals and social interaction in the most bizarre of ways, RedLightDistrict. With the amount of money spent on MMO erotica, you could've A. Went to a club and hooked up, B. Get a cheap hooker, or C. Control yourself and have some dignity.
Modding an MMO does go a long way, since there are nude patches coming out from players that modified game client files. That's about as close as you're gonna get with sex in a mainstream MMO game.
If you're into cats, I believe Hello Kitty Online let's you fornicate. But then again I don't think this is the kind you're looking for.
http://hko.aeriagames.com/download
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Not that I know of thankfully.
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I can see it now. Such a MMo would be played using a controller and the moves would go something like the minigame from God of War
up, down, down, left , rotate left, a, a, ,a rotate right , UP, down, UP, down, A, A, b, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Do the games like, Singles or 7 Sins have online apsects? maybe that could work for you.
Google "Red Light Center".
It is Free to download and look around ( pretty sure, not 100% certain about that) but you have to pay to fornicate. Sort of like a F2P game with a cash shop for the best items.
I think games, if you can call them "games", like this would make money, but don't have any idea how expensive they are to make, how much revenue they generate, etc., etc.
I'm certainly no game developer, but you would think it wouldnt' require to many hardcore skills to make one. There's no combat, no quests to design, no loot, etc., etc.
You just need chat, and good animations, and you're all set.
As to why people play them, well who cares. It's not my business what anyone does sitting in front of their computer, as long as it doesn't involve minors.
Porn comes in a million different flavors, so whatever works for you.
What I do always find funny is the obsession over whether someone is a guy, and not really a girl.
Like, if it's a pregnant woman, or a 13 year old girl, or a 70 year old woman, or a woman that is 350 pounds, or a bald headed woman with no teeth, that's GREAT! As long as it isn't a guy. Really? All that matters is that someone is female? Seems odd to me.
That's just great. Another boring macro game.
There is such a game.
It is called Real Life and it is as massively as it gets.
This is just the sort of topic MMORPG.com was made for, long live dodgey online relationships.
lmao
LMAO
all i red was the title and i'm still laughing histericly.
AoC let's you have sex with a drunk bum if you play a female character. You don't get to see it cause it goes black, but your character says it didn't happen anyway cause the bum was limp.
Funny in either case.