Need help with movie.

metalfoxus

Okay, I am the head of the film club at my school and I recently got an idea for a movie. It's called "Math Ninjas". You know, like normal Ninjas, but instead of throwing shurikens they throw compasses and protractors, and instead of katanas they have meter rulers. So no you get the drift of the movie. There is just one thing im having trouble with...

I have a villain in the movie names "Baron Von Binomial" (and yes, all the names include aspects of math, "Count Calculus" "Multiplication Mummy" "Numeric Ninjas" etc.) Now, I have two different ideas for how he is to be defeated. You see, Baron Von Binomial is like a kingpin... he's fat, wears a black tuxedo, a red tie, holds a cane, and he sits in a chair pulled by Ninjas... like any good baron should. The first idea I have is that under the tuxedo, we are strapping pillow cases all around his body, and we are filling them with fake blood, and assorted deli-meats (Sausage for intestines, Kindey for Kidneys, Bacon for comedic effect, and some fried chicken because we can.) Now, the main character will slash Baron Von Binomial horizontally across the stomach, making him spill out gallons of blood and organs. The other way, is to line horse along his chest, under the tuxedo, fill it with fake blood so the Main Character will slash at him, and blood will spray into the air. Kinda like this:

Only across the chest, and he will not be cut in half because I cant afford body casts.

Thanks in advance!

Mitzki14

Just to let you know, the blood spraying out is way better than the deli meats. For one thing, the blood spray would look cooler than watching meat sliding out of the guy. And second, corn syrup and red dye is cheaper than deli meats if your watching your budget.

metalfoxus

Oh my god your right! Crap, now i need to chip off some solar panels from calculators