OK so I re-joined and did some tests...

yourhead · April 2010

My uncle Frank came along and re-joined his account and we started off where we had left off. My plan was to test (along with Frank helping) the new world free of hacks and cheaters. I would plan a set of moves at pre-selected location points occupied 50% by useful nodes and 50% just hidden by no useful node.

I was found and ganked approximately once every 1.2 hours over a 5 day study period of 8 hour sessions whiich totalled 40 hours. I was found and mercilessly ganked 90% at the nodes, and 10% at the "useless random hiding spot." So we can rule out the "node-search-n-gank" theory in this case and must go with the "wtf are they using to find me 10% of the time, radar?" theory.

But that didn't make me mad...sheeeit that was happening before when I had quit not because of ganking or radar but because there was no hope of PVP without quitting my job, divorcing my wife and buying pampers. Nope that did not really cause anything feeling at all excepting mild glee at not ever having carried anything but crap for thr gankers.

So here I am close to base with my ears open and mining away with horseys in my pack all happy and content knowing I'm seconds from safety when all of a sudden apollo 13 lands at my location and ganks me thus taking 3 horseys and shitloads of other junk. I never saw the flying hack coming. It was really sad to see that people were still flying but that didn't make me mad either.

I logged out and remembered that an old girlfreind had called me earlier and said come over and I was feeling hacked a bit so I thought, "wtf, her husband is flying on business and it couldn't hurt and will cheer me up after getting ganked for a week."

So I went over to her house and one thing lead to another and we ended up in her bedroom and WTF happened but her husband shows up in the driveway and is getting out of his car so I run over to a window and crawl out and I'm hanging there on the window sill by my hands and she pulls the f__king window back down and almost crushes my fingers!

This angered and frightened me but honestly I must add that in the scope of everything that has happened in the last week, it did not make me mad.

So the husband comes upstairs and there I am hanging by the window outside and he sees my fingers in the window sill! He walks over muttering epithets at his wife and pulls up the window and starts peeing all over me! I'm hanging there and this guy is peeing on me!

But that didn't make me mad either.

What made me mad? I looked down and the ground was 1 foot away.