Two Statues

arctarus

In a city park stood two statues, one female, and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran towards some nearby woods, and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

 

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues,"You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, - But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll sh!t on its head!"

arctarus

At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.



She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.



As they are walking the husband cries out, "watch out for the wall!"

arctarus

The wife was hinting about what she wanted for their upcoming anniversary.



She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'



The husband bought her a weighing scale..



And then the fight started...

Yoohoome

Are you telling us your story?

Astropuyo

Haha, great laughs.

 

Thanks man.

arctarus

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.