Ninjas Rescue Student from Muggers

deviliscious

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/men-in-black-are-the-white-knights-of-the-night-20100519-vfc5.html

We NEED more Ninjas!

Can you just imagine the look on their faces when they saw a pack of Ninjas coming? LMAO!!!

Zindaihas

Where's Rikimaru?  I bet he would get a kick (no pun intended) out of this story.

HYPERI0N

If i was the victim i would seriously consider some form of self defence training.

 

Also i REALLY wish there was a picture of there faces when they realised what was comming towards them.

 

Also on a side note i almost joined up to train as a ninja years ago at my local [mumsaid no]. i was really sad as i wanted to be a Ninja then like my 'heroes' in a hard shell. [cookie  to those old enough to guess who my heroes were without googling]

tvalentine

Originally posted by HYPERI0N

If i was the victim i would seriously consider some form of self defence training.

 

Also i REALLY wish there was a picture of there faces when they realised what was comming towards them.

 

Also on a side note i almost joined up to train as a ninja years ago at my local [mumsaid no]. i was really sad as i wanted to be a Ninja then like my 'heroes' in a hard shell. [cookie  to those old enough to guess who my heroes were without googling]

 Teenage mutant ninja turtles, i used to watch those older movies all the time . Funny how movies can inspire you to do things, although i didnt take ninjutsu classes i was in a karate class for 2 years back when i was 1st and 2nd grade.

deviliscious

Originally posted by HYPERI0N

If i was the victim i would seriously consider some form of self defence training.

 

Also i REALLY wish there was a picture of there faces when they realised what was comming towards them.

 

Also on a side note i almost joined up to train as a ninja years ago at my local [mumsaid no]. i was really sad as i wanted to be a Ninja then like my 'heroes' in a hard shell. [cookie  to those old enough to guess who my heroes were without googling]

 I remember my brother taking a round toy box lid and tying it to his back and spinning around on the floor with Homemade Nunchucks.

You know, it is never too late to learn if you want. Just be weariful of " fake Nijnas" LOL. If they try to sell you a T-shirt, walk away.

Wickersham

Who need Ninja - when you have knife?

Self defense.

Oh and read the article from when they were still considered innocent victims.

deviliscious

Originally posted by Wickersham

Who need Ninja - when you have knife?

Self defense.

Oh and read the article from when they were still considered innocent victims.

 People should take littering more seriously. I have seen people become VERY angry when they witness someone littering on more than one occassion. On one occasion a guy chased anothe rguy out of a parkinglot with a baseball bat over a throwing trash incident.

SoulSurfer

who remembers this story from last year?

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Hopkins-Student-Stops-Kills-Thief-With-Samurai-Sword-59329902.html

The world needs more Ninjas and Samurai.

On that note, I start training MMA later this summer with a buddy from work.  It is my first martial arts experience and I am very excited to learn.

HYPERI0N

Originally posted by tvalentine

Originally posted by HYPERI0N

If i was the victim i would seriously consider some form of self defence training.

 

Also i REALLY wish there was a picture of there faces when they realised what was comming towards them.

 

Also on a side note i almost joined up to train as a ninja years ago at my local [mumsaid no]. i was really sad as i wanted to be a Ninja then like my 'heroes' in a hard shell. [cookie  to those old enough to guess who my heroes were without googling]

 Teenage mutant ninja turtles, i used to watch those older movies all the time . Funny how movies can inspire you to do things, although i didnt take ninjutsu classes i was in a karate class for 2 years back when i was 1st and 2nd grade.

Movies! the first one was the best the other two were very sad. Also i loved the cartoons which the films were based on. No Krang tho in the movies!!

kiddyno071

Love it!

Rikimaru_X

Man I was there lol. They didnt catch my face though. Those guys are taking way too much credit.

deviliscious

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Man I was there lol. They didnt catch my face though. Those guys are taking way too much credit.

 Yea they did! see there you are in the corner:

Lets take a closer look :

Rikimaru_X

LMAO, I'm crying and laughing at the same time. How the hell do you be finding me?!

TalonAz

That is good stuff, I bet they pissed them selves when they saw a bunch of ninjas running toward them. lol.

deviliscious

Kitty Ninjas!

These were just too cute! Combining of two of my favorite things. KItties and Ninjas! YAY!

Unknown

The story is inaccurate. There were actually 5 attackers; two of them were riddled with throwing stars and katana slices. But, they'll never find the bodies...

Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by Sawtooth

The story is inaccurate. There were actually 5 attackers; two of them were riddled with throwing stars and katana slices. But, they'll never find the bodies...

STOP SNITCHIN!

SoulSurfer

 

Ninja Tips for Healthy Living

-Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.



-Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja's strength.



-Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.



-Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It's useless to live in the past.



-Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off a complete stranger's back at least once a week.



-Sex is extremely important to one's physical and mental health. Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.



-Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.



-Samurais are the source of much stress for ninjas. They think they're soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It's in a Ninja's best interest not to think about such things.



-A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninjas therefore squeeze as tightly as possible and do not let go when shaking hands. Strong eye contact is also recommended.



-When eating the still beating heart of the enemy, Ninjas eat it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don't have any hearts to eat.



-Cleanliness is next to Godliness. If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfit whilst eating out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs.



-Mind control is one of the Ninja's most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.



-It's good for Ninjas to treat themselves to Western pleasures occasionally. That's why there is nothing wrong with putting on a comfortable Ninja outfit, lighting some candles, and watching "Ninja Vixens: Virgin Nightmares."



-It is important for Ninjas not to be their own worst enemy. Therefore, Ninjas should be sure to practice proper dental care before wearing a face mask.



-Secrecy is of upmost importance to the Ninja's peace of mind. Not even the Ninjas' parents can know their identities. Not even if a Ninja still lives in the basement of his parents' house.



-Ninjas always ride shotgun. It's good for their sense of worth. If Ninjas are forced to sit in the back seat, remember they always carry garrotes.

eyeswideopen

Originally posted by deviliscious

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/men-in-black-are-the-white-knights-of-the-night-20100519-vfc5.html

We NEED more Ninjas!

Can you just imagine the look on their faces when they saw a pack of Ninjas coming? LMAO!!!

"The ninjas gave chase, but the men escaped."

Posers.