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Blizzard made my girlfriend fat !

HaikenHaiken Member Posts: 81

 

Before we played this game, we used to go out every Friday, Saturday night, go to the gym from Monday to Friday and  she was near of having six pack abs, she had a tight body and she was ALWAYS taking care of how she looked.

It all started when my girlfriend and me saw the southpark episode where they played WoW, we didn't even knew that the game existed, we thought they made it up, then one day we were talking with some friends and one of them used to play WoW back in vanilla times and he told us all about this game, the next day I was going to buy 1 copy of the game but my girlfriend got mad at me because I only bought 1 for me, so I had to go back to the store and get another copy for her, so we jumped right into the game, we both make Blood Elves, she was a warlock and I was a paladin, so yeah, in this point of the game, I was very addicted to it, I just wanted to hit level 80 as soon as I could, so I played a lot and even we played a lot it took us like 2 -3 months to hit level 80, so when I hit level 80 I thought that was it, I knew you could raid and pvp, but I thought that the main aspect of the game was leveling from 1 to 80, but I was wrong, I stopped to play the game, I would only log like once every day, but she didn't she was playing it 4+ hours everyday, so I asked her what was she doing if we already were 80, she told me all about the Dungeon daily,  pvp daily, Cooking daily, JC daily, farming gold to pay flask and raids and the worst of all the Achievements, she want to get all the achievement in the god damn game, anyway, I joined her but I still didn't play as nearly much as her, she made me join this guild, so we could raid and we did, at first we didn't raid, we were just guild members, everyone knew she was a girl so immediately bunch of guys started to whisper her and flirting with her, I didn't care because it was a video game, but then when we went to vent things got worst, but I could deal with it, I was still the one waxing her ass, anyway, that is not my concern, in the last 4-6 months she has gained 40 pounds or more, she obviously doesn't care anymore how she looks like, we get random visits from time to time and she don't even care if her hair looks good nothing, she even plays while they are in the house, we still have a lot of sex, but she even made me have sex with her while she was raiding, I grabbed her and told her all these things and she won't listen, she does listen and she says she is going to stop playing so much, but I still see her long times playing and I don't want to be a pain in the ass for her, but come on. I love her but I am just worry about her, however I don't want to control her life.

On the good side, I know she is at home always and I've lot of chances to cheat on her, however I have not done it yet

I am really in a shitty situation and I came here to hear some thoughts about it and maybe some of you guys had a similar problem and can help me out. We have about a year and some playing the game.

 


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  • stayontargetstayontarget Member RarePosts: 6,519

    For gods sakes what ever you do DON'T do this: 

    Edited by me for content...sry guys  O_0

    G/L is all I can say.

    Velika: City of Wheels: Among the mortal races, the humans were the only one that never built cities or great empires; a curse laid upon them by their creator, Gidd, forced them to wander as nomads for twenty centuries...

  • TreekodarTreekodar Member Posts: 524

    Ahh I see, the only good thing about your GF is her looks. You say that your girlfriend almost had a sixpack, are you sure you didn't date a trap?

     

    I call shenanigans.

    Eleanor Rigby.

  • EdliEdli Member Posts: 941

    Originally posted by stayontarget

    For gods sakes what ever you do DON'T do this:  http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/14/boyfriend-explodes-as-girlfriend-deletes-wow-characters/

    G/L is all I can say.

     

    In fact I would suggest to do exactly that. That or give her a baby. That will for sure keep her away from the game :P It will not fix the fat thing though. It might be even worse 

  • TreekodarTreekodar Member Posts: 524

    Originally posted by Edli

    Originally posted by stayontarget

    For gods sakes what ever you do DON'T do this:  http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/14/boyfriend-explodes-as-girlfriend-deletes-wow-characters/

    G/L is all I can say.

     

    In fact I would suggest to do exactly that. That or give her a baby. That will for sure keep her away from the game :P

    Are you sure getting her knocked up would be a good idea?

    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/news200605wowbaby

    Eleanor Rigby.

  • TrunksZTrunksZ Member Posts: 263

    Show her a picture of her before she started to play WoW and one After, if that doesn't work, make an Alliance character and kill her.

  • EdliEdli Member Posts: 941

    Originally posted by Treekodar

    Originally posted by Edli


    Originally posted by stayontarget

    For gods sakes what ever you do DON'T do this:  http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/14/boyfriend-explodes-as-girlfriend-deletes-wow-characters/

    G/L is all I can say.

     

    In fact I would suggest to do exactly that. That or give her a baby. That will for sure keep her away from the game :P

    Are you sure getting her knocked up would be a good idea?

    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/news200605wowbaby

     

    I don't really think that a parent will go that far. That's a really really rare case.

  • B14cKs0LB14cKs0L Member UncommonPosts: 152

    Look down man. Them are balls. Use them! You think for one minuite if the shoe was on the other foot she would not be busting yours? Grow a pair and straighten her out. For her sake!

  • nefermornefermor Member Posts: 70

    Wow how very shallow.   Please dump your gf so she can find someone with a soul.   And do not empregnate anyone for manipulative purposes as one idiot suggested.   The cost that will be in terms of the rest of your life is sooo not worth it.

    Maybe she gained weight cause your not fun to go out and do stuff with?

     

     

  • HaikenHaiken Member Posts: 81

    Originally posted by nefermor

    Wow how very shallow.   Please dump your gf so she can find someone with a soul.   And do not empregnate anyone for manipulative purposes as one idiot suggested.   The cost that will be in terms of the rest of your life is sooo not worth it.

    Maybe she gained weight cause your not fun to go out and do stuff with?

     

     

    I care about her looks, I deserve to die, well me and probably 99% of the world.

     

    BTW, not getting her pregnant, I am 21 and she is 20, I also deleted her character and she got it back, she also made a big drama out of it, I did show her and before and after picture didn't work and I m not planning on leveling an alliance character.

  • B14cKs0LB14cKs0L Member UncommonPosts: 152

    Dont listen to Nefermor! thats only fat person Propaganda!

  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Oh, yes. And Guiness makes me hangover on saturday mornings... Marlboro forces you to smoke so you get cancer...

    Please, it is her fault and not a gaming company. We all have to take our own responsibility for our lives. In fact, you should talk to her and get her to the gym if it annoys you.

    Playing computer games in itself don't make people fat. Sitting on your butt all day and eating too much food does. So bring her with you to the gym 3 times a week and check what you guys are eating and how much, problem solved.

  • magicradamagicrada Member UncommonPosts: 25

    You need take your responsability and say that playing Wow has turned into a addiction. She is neglecting her personal health and social life which affects you aswell. She thinks it's nothing, but in the long run it could turn out grey. Have a chat with her. Life is just more than Wow. Yes you can both play the game. But at least 2 hours a day is efficient. Get some exercise and go out. It's summer. Ask her why she plays the game so much? because it's fun maybey, but there is always something beneath that kind of behaviour. Gaming addcition is becoming a trend in this new century.

  • TreekodarTreekodar Member Posts: 524

    Originally posted by Haiken

    Originally posted by nefermor

    Wow how very shallow.   Please dump your gf so she can find someone with a soul.   And do not empregnate anyone for manipulative purposes as one idiot suggested.   The cost that will be in terms of the rest of your life is sooo not worth it.

    Maybe she gained weight cause your not fun to go out and do stuff with?

     

     

    I care about her looks, I deserve to die !

    If she feels good about herself, then why do you have to comment her looks at all?

    Eleanor Rigby.

  • EdliEdli Member Posts: 941

    Originally posted by nefermor

    And do not empregnate anyone for manipulative purposes as one idiot suggested. 

     

    oh ffs it was a joke. 

  • B14cKs0LB14cKs0L Member UncommonPosts: 152

    "If she feels good about herself, then why do you have to comment her looks at all?"

    Yeah if she started wairing a bag on her head so that people could not see the mats from her not brushing it why should you care? She feels good about it or she would not do it! Support your woman!

  • stayontargetstayontarget Member RarePosts: 6,519

    Buy her a Wii.

    Velika: City of Wheels: Among the mortal races, the humans were the only one that never built cities or great empires; a curse laid upon them by their creator, Gidd, forced them to wander as nomads for twenty centuries...

  • TrunksZTrunksZ Member Posts: 263

    At least she is doing the cooking daily, tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sammich, nom nom nom...

  • TreekodarTreekodar Member Posts: 524

    Originally posted by B14cKs0L

    "If she feels good about herself, then why do you have to comment her looks at all?"

    Yeah if she started wairing a bag on her head so that people could not see the mats from her not brushing it why should you care? She feels good about it or she would not do it! Support your woman!

    Ohh witty you.

     

    I still fail to see what the problem is. If anything, you can only blame yourself. I mean, she went out with you frequently and seemed happy, but now she plays a game, not just any game but World of Warcraft. Seems like she didn't have such a good time with you if she could get addicted to that game.

    If she ignores you, then it's time to find a new girl - it's that simple.

     

    I still call shenanigans.

    Eleanor Rigby.

  • HaikenHaiken Member Posts: 81

    Originally posted by Treekodar

    Originally posted by B14cKs0L

    "If she feels good about herself, then why do you have to comment her looks at all?"

    Yeah if she started wairing a bag on her head so that people could not see the mats from her not brushing it why should you care? She feels good about it or she would not do it! Support your woman!

    Ohh witty you.

     

    I still fail to see what the problem is. If anything, you can only blame yourself. I mean, she went out with you frequently and seemed happy, but now she plays a game, not just any game but World of Warcraft. Seems like she didn't have such a good time with you if she could get addicted to that game.

    If she ignores you, then it's time to find a new girl - it's that simple.

     

    I still call shenanigans.

    We still go out, that is the problem... I used to have the hottest girl at the club and of course I tell her she still is, but she is not here and yes I know I am shallow.

  • RaythorRaythor Member Posts: 134

    Originally posted by Treekodar

     

    I call shenanigans.

     

    Seconds!

  • DirkzenDirkzen Member Posts: 144

    > she even made me have sex with her while she was raiding

     

    ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahh

  • TreekodarTreekodar Member Posts: 524

    Originally posted by Haiken

    Originally posted by Treekodar


    Originally posted by B14cKs0L

    "If she feels good about herself, then why do you have to comment her looks at all?"

    Yeah if she started wairing a bag on her head so that people could not see the mats from her not brushing it why should you care? She feels good about it or she would not do it! Support your woman!

    Ohh witty you.

     

    I still fail to see what the problem is. If anything, you can only blame yourself. I mean, she went out with you frequently and seemed happy, but now she plays a game, not just any game but World of Warcraft. Seems like she didn't have such a good time with you if she could get addicted to that game.

    If she ignores you, then it's time to find a new girl - it's that simple.

     

    I still call shenanigans.

    We still go out, that is the problem... I used to have the hottest girl at the club and of course I tell her she still is, but she is not here and yes I know I am shallow.

    Say you're leaving her. If that fails, then get a vuvuzela and blow her ears out.

    Eleanor Rigby.

  • Rockgod99Rockgod99 Member Posts: 4,640

    LOL!

    Never let your girlfriend play WoW.

    Seriously, I've seen everything from gf's getting fat, becomming addicted and losing their children to child services to leaving their husbands for fat worthless pathetic online gamers only to be taken advantage of to find out the gamer is actually married lol. Peoples lives totally ruined due to cuber crack.

    Its harsh man.

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  • QazzQazz Member Posts: 577

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ-omMi-WMs

    This is a video of a Canadian musician named LIGHTS. She plays wow and she also takes pretty good care of herself.

    Even though this is prolly a troll thread, I think this vid is worth posting here.

  • jugfacejugface Member Posts: 41

    Rule 1 or it didn't happen.

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