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purplemoo
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in EVE Online
After recently recieving some pretty awesome hate mail I thought it would be fun to see the best of what other people have gotten. Anyhoo, heres my submission. If they just said some awesome stuff is a convo feel free to post that too!
thx you ashole i play since 1 week is it fun to kill newbees ?
you fucking subhuman i wish you that you see how you kids your parents and the rest of your worthless rest get killed hell you fucking ashole
fuck you subhuman damn bastard
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LOL!
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LOL! I bet there's a Haiku lurking somewhere in there...
...ah, to have Shatner read it over some smooth jazz...
I've written..I mean SEEN worse...
Have to figure with people already losing their Primae ships, there are going to be some interesting mails going out.
I miss the MMORPG genre. Will a developer ever make one again?
Explorer: 87%, Killer: 67%, Achiever: 27%, Socializer: 20%
I've never had any hate mail, but I do sometimes get fan mail.
Give me liberty or give me lasers
While I am all for pirating, not much for greifing. No point to it, no profit. Killing someone that new is just boring and pointless.
Kinda off topic, but sort of on...
I've been blown up quite a few times since starting the game a week ago or so. That first time PISSED ME OFF... but I'm quite aware that no matter how mad you are, what you say to the other person in that fit of rage is only going to make them laugh. So, what I've done is to open up Notepad and write the most filthy, hate-spewing, family-insulting, vile, and vulgar letter to my killer and then just close it without saving. It really does release a bit of the frustration. At that point, you can just reflect on what happened and what you can do in the future to mitigate it.
Protip: Bigger guns.
"You'll never win an argument with an idiot because he is too stupid to recognize his own defeat." ~Anonymous
Yes Mal'ganis. I, too, collect fanmail.
However, some of that stuff is just a bit too embarassing to release.
I once had a macro farmer in my constellation:
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=415078
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=415083
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=416989
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=431485
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=432951
http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=432954
(the list goes on a bit)
I found out which macro he used, and since it was the old "logoff insta, log on scout alt" macro, there were a few things you could do about it.
His reaction after i killed a few more of his ravens:
[06:54:35] killmoonys > i am fuck you mat
[06:54:48] killmoonys > i am fuck you fat
[06:55:08] killmoonys > you shi ge dog
[06:55:23] killmoonys > you is dog
[06:55:29] killmoonys > you is pig
I, of course, petitioned him again. It helps petitioning them once a month.
(It doesn't)
wut?
Give me liberty or give me lasers
heh
http://www.wowwiki.com/Mal'Ganis
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-Arthur C. Clarke
Heh getting a Macro to do that must have been very satisfying.
Another great example of Moore's Law. Give people access to that much space (developers and users alike) and they'll find uses for it that you can never imagine. "640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates 1981
Oh, he made a funny.
Give me liberty or give me lasers
The irony of this kind of stuff never fails to make me laugh they call people "subhuman" for just playing a game and then in the same sentence wish all kinds of horrible stuff on a person in RL, priceless.
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I don't mean to take the thread away from EVE but this was too funny. This was from Darkfall.
So here is what happened. This went on for over 10 minutes (time stamps are to the left). This guy had killed another young mahirim (oh and obviously I'm Ivan Pavlov, not the homophobic caps lock QQr) and the other wolf had told me to beware of the human hiding behind the rocks. After asking about his armor and weapons I concluded I could not take him in a fair fight (he was presumably much higher skill levels than me).
So I taunted him by running around and doing emotes and saying hahaha repeatedly. He took the bait and ran into the guard towers which got him down to 50% or less HP and a couple of us noob killed him. That was right before the caps lock. He had a FULL pack of loot and a lot of reagents and mats on him. It was good times.
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i dont get much hatemail now, as i did a year ago, but these are the 2 gems i decided to keep:
you can go fuck yourself...i didnt do a damn thing to you all i was trying to do was transport my shit to a different system.....you can go inbreed with your mother you jackass.
and the classic:
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I feel sorry for you in the real world if things like that get you off. Don't let those hatemails trick you into thinking you're cool or tough. Good luck to you in life, sir.
So, you're going to tell me that everyone and awhile you don't chuckle when you see a kid throw a complete temper tantrum in a store because he didn't get his way?
That's exactly what hate mail is about. People throwing childish temper tantrums, because they got mad that you blew them up in a game that is about blowing people up.
The people sending the hate mail would blow you up in a heartbeat if they had the chance. No ifs ands or buts, that's what the game is about. The PVE is absolutely terrible and the people who play full on carebears, just play it to do something constructive while they chat.
So yeah, it's pretty funny sometimes.
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Feb- 2010 My first bounty I ever collected was on this bloke. He never found me. And I ganked him again a month later. I can't wait for Incarna so I can stare their avatar in the eye!
i dont play eve anymore so i dont think i can access my mail, but ill sumarize
me and a friend killed a guy after he logged while scrammed,webbed and jammed.(he was a corp member and this was in high sec) who had been acting inaproprietly.
he wrote me about a 6 paragraph letter about how if i didnt pay for his ship and then some he was going to report me to ccp for hacking his account. it was quite funny, he also wanted to know how i had managed to hack his account so fast since he had only been logged for a few hours and came back to having had his exhumer blown up and then getting podded.
IF THE ONLY DEFENCE FOR CRITICISM OF A GAME IS CALLING SOMEONE A TROLL OR HATER, THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE GAME
Oops misread title. Well still..
Dear EVE, you fail gtfo.
Not really original or well thought out but eventualy got replies and help from them.
This isn't a signature, you just think it is.
Uh, no.
People writing fanmail are horribly inept at getting back at you in any way. They demonstrate it with their mail.
If they had idea how to ruin your day, they wouldn't spend ages on a hate filled massacre of words, because they would work on their revenge.
Honestly, if someone is smacktalking, they're usually doing so from the safe hiding place of a station.
Yeah, people who seriously intend to hurt someone rarely warn them first.
Give me liberty or give me lasers
You left out they also talk ye olde smack from the safety of numbers. Always fun to see folks talking crap about somebody they just fragged, seeing the km on a kb - where they outnumbered the person 7-1 or more. Course, we tend to talk crap about the guy that got wasted too... he can be an ass... but there is a difference there.
I miss the MMORPG genre. Will a developer ever make one again?
Explorer: 87%, Killer: 67%, Achiever: 27%, Socializer: 20%
I thought I could lure out and kill a frigate or two from a gang of 20.. and lost a 1B+ Tengu.
..and was podded.
While Im frowning at my new clone, I'm thinking to myself. Okay, first off, Wow, Dramiels are FAST, but second of all, it must be hard enough to find people with the balls to fight your blob and yet you just podded me for trying.)
I was even thinking of sending a "hate mail" saying something to this effect.
When a conversation opens...
"Hows that new clone feel?"
"Missing a skill level?"
"You just lost 1.2b.. lost a skill level, lost your implants.. you must be PISSED"
It was JUST what I needed! I started to smile and the world righted itself a little.
Then another convo opened from another member of the 20-man blob.
"Did you buy new implants yet?"
"1.2b Tengu vs my 1.5m Kestel. You lose" (Despite the fact there were PLENTY of Dramiels and other Pirate Frigates in that gang mind you)
Then another convo opened from a third member of the blob with more smack talk.
...then the first guy tries his hand at it again.
By this time, I'm laughing out loud and all is right with the world (of Eve).
The point of all this?
Kill Them and They [hatemails] Will Come
but really, didn't your mothers teach you that its not classy to TRY so hard?