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You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
"Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
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You might find that subject entertaining, but after having neighbors tell me a guy was looking in my windows for real, that isn't even a funny thing for you to use as a subject for a game.. that is just flipping creepy!
I couldn't help myself - sorry.
Be careful because a lot of times people with deviant behavior become unsatisfied doing the same thing over and over again. They tend to escalate their activities. it's the same way that drug addicts usually continue to increase their usage of drugs because they don't get the same high as before.
There was a case of a woman that had a peeping tom once. She scared him off and thought that was the end of it. He came back and this time she found him trying to open the window. He ran off again when she saw him. She called the cops and they couldn't find the guy. Some time later the guy was in her house and raped her.
There was more to the story though. The guy or guys I should say were caught and taken into custody. The rapist had a twin so they really didn't know who had raped her until they had a trial. They noticed that one of them had a stutter or talked with a lisp. The victim recalled that the rapist had a clear voice and so they ruled out the brother with the minor speech impediment. It was having a clear voice and minor cuts on his hand that did the other twin in otherwise they couldn't tell who had raped her.
I own a glock 40, 15 round clip, with a laser grip. I am well skilled in using it, have been shooting since I was 8 years old. They come into my house and they will not be walking out. Since this incident, I have been very cautious, to the point of being paranoid, to be honest. The neighbor called the police at the time, and a report was filed. The police said they were " stepping up patrols in my area" whatever good that does.
Not sure what else I should do other than setting traps. I hate hearing about things like this, since I have had more than my fair share of stalkers.
Imagine if it was an attractive woman instead, you would've just smiled and carried on.....lol.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
Um no.. As a woman, having some S/W/F looking in my windows would disturb me as muchas a man. LMAO!
Besides, I have actually had women stalkers before.. one so much of a freak she was taking my personal items for some odd reason. There are some strange people out there of both genders. People are creepy. I have had the unfortunate opportuntiy to run into quite a few creepy ones online as well. This one chic I had to boot from a guild was like INSANE. She was doing things in game and then telling people that I did them. Then after I blocked her after she was following me around in game on alts and finding out where I was in game through mutal contacts, I started removing anyone that associated with her just to try and get her to go away. She then like tried to befriend anyone who talked to me just so I would remove them, for them only later to find out what a nut case she was. She eventually was banned from the game for this obsession she had with other women, but GEEZE it was like trying to get rid of a flea infestation to get her to back off. LOL
I take it you have not seen this movie?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105414/
When I was like 13-15 yrs old, my friend and I used to go to this one story motel at night and peek in the windows.
GUILTY!!
The cops caught us one time, but we out ran them and hid in the woods....LOL
The 60's were great. Sure miss the good old days when you could do all kinds of pranks and get away with it. Now, they would throw you in jail.
Or someone like me might shoot you.
Just kidding, I would wait for you to come in first.
What the hell were you thinking crawling around in bushes like that at night?!! With violent rapes and robberies these days, people should know better than to be crawling around where they don;t belong.
This was in the mid 1960's. It wasnt as bad as it is now
Yea, it's alot rougher than it used to be.
Even Kermit pop a cap in yo ass.
What is this retarded shit?!
Well played OP, you got me.
Whatever you do, don't set traps. I learned from my days in the insurance industry that you would be held liable for anything that happened to an intruder if he were injured by a trap you set, even if it's on your own property. There's nothing worse than being sued by a guy who wants to rob or rape you and having to end up paying him.
It's seems almost illogical, but you're better off just blowing the guy away. At least he won't live to sue you and you can claim self-defense.
Remember...in the US of Adiots...its legal to rob people.
My cousin got sued by a robber who broke into his house...because the robber fell into a bunch of cactuses when he was climbing out one of the windows (1 story house). It was at night obviously, so guess he didn't see them.
Guess who won that one?
My cousin ended up having to pay 50k in damages+the guys health payment...well it was more like his parents paid, but still...
oh and what was stolen was a xbox360+ps3+a highend nvidia card (I think it was a 280)...that hadn't been opened yet.
Did my cousin ever get those back? Nope. Because the robber hurt himself on a bunch of cactuses and got free stuff out of it.
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I live in a small close knit community in Texas. Luckily, where I live, criminals do not win suits here. There is NO judge 'round these parts that would rule in favor of a criminal in a case like this. They want to keep their job. LOL
Many attorneys will not even come to this county because they know how things work here. You have lost or won a case before you ever walk into the courtroom. Hell- that is why people will flee officers in this county just so they can get pulled over in another county because they are too scared to go to jail here. Texas has quite a few counties like that. Some are much scarier than this one.
LOL only in america
Only what in America?
The thing is it doesn;t matter what you do. Anything short of shooting stalkers isn't even effective. The police won;t do anything, and there is not really any recourse for someone having ceeps harrass them. It pretty much sucks.
everything in this thread
its the game, and I just lost
Stalkers can be relentless. No matter what you do, where you go, they never seem to stop. You ignore them, they get worse- you tell them to go away, they get worse. I have found no real way to get rid of them. They have a warped sense of reality and nothing I mean NOTHING you do can make them stop. It makes you feel like you are imprisoned in your own life, because nothing you do makes them stop harrassing you.
You know why so many Americans practice to be a really good shot with a handgun? If you don't kill the fucker outright someone is going to sue your ass.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
I may be missing something, but you guys ARE aware that this is a joke thread right?? Those 3 pages of posts looked awfully serious.
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A perverted gay conservative. Who'd have figured?
Yes, That is why in my first post on this thread, I told him it wasn't something to joke about.