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Game Better Than Sex?

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  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 32,941

    Originally posted by tank017

    Originally posted by TpainT

    Anyone who doesn't consider taking a break from a game for sex isn't getting good sex.

     ^ Words of Wisdom

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  • AsheramAsheram Member EpicPosts: 5,078

    Well when technology gets tothe point of that movie Surrogates who knows =p.

  • BrenelaelBrenelael Member UncommonPosts: 3,821

    Why do they have to be separate? I've felt like I've been totally F**ked by many of the MMO's i've bought over the last 5 years. LOL image

     

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  • calranthecalranthe Member UncommonPosts: 359

    Wife who loves games as much as you and plays the same games as you so if your on a raid etc she is with you easy to plan naughty :)

  • astoriaastoria Member UncommonPosts: 1,677

    lmao@topic

    sex - but sex gets tiring after an hour

    plus MMOs are cheaper what with magnum condom prices + red wine + needing to have clean underwear + the weekly or so dates.

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  • ZorgoZorgo Member UncommonPosts: 2,254

    Originally posted by neorandom

    a good fun game, beats bad drunk sex, any day.

     

    fun game > coyote ugly

     

    good game > double bagger

     

    great game > spending all that money on a date and not getting any

    great sex > all

  • JakdstripperJakdstripper Member RarePosts: 2,410

    game pros:

    farting is allowed during gameplay.

    the more you play with it the less expencive it gets.

    you can let your friends play with it and never worry about it leaving you.

    when you are tired you just shut it off and go play something else guilt free.

    you can leave for 6 months, and then continue right were you left off no questions asked.

    you can play for hours and hours and hours without ever worring about your "deminishing performance".

    it never ever asks "about us...where is this going?" or "where were you last night" or "do you think i'm fat?"

    when it crashes you can just re-install and continue playing as if nothing ever happened.

     

    grirlfriend pros:

    she will do the dishes/laundry if you leave them there long enough.

    she will make you look less dorky to other girls.

    she can farm in-game gold for you if you are very very lucky.

     

     

     

     

     

  • CastillleCastillle Member UncommonPosts: 2,679

    Originally posted by Rzep

    Hm I see games as giving some long term gratification as opposed to the half hour of steamy sex. Unless youre into relationships and all that baby crap.

    ...

    I was reading through the comments and...HALF HOUR?? Wtf? o.O Isnt that a bit on the short side? Shouldnt it be..I dun know..Longer? Like...an hour and a half longer?

     

    I guess...The sex is unfulfilling? Or its just not good? :o Or maybe you two just dont connect?

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  • demonic87demonic87 Member UncommonPosts: 438

    Originally posted by Castillle

    Originally posted by Rzep

    Hm I see games as giving some long term gratification as opposed to the half hour of steamy sex. Unless youre into relationships and all that baby crap.

    ...

    I was reading through the comments and...HALF HOUR?? Wtf? o.O Isnt that a bit on the short side? Shouldnt it be..I dun know..Longer?

     

    Naturally, no. Sex in todays society is "normally" longer because people prolongue it.

  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Who even suggest such a thing? 

    No, not usually at least. Sex wins, unless it is really bad sex against the best of gaming.

    Only thing better than sex is possibly Guinness. Possibly.

    Gaming is really fun and better than watching TV and in class with going to the cinema. 

  • ShinamiShinami Member UncommonPosts: 825

    Many scientific studies only release their conclussions to the public and few things about anything else. Welcome to the United States where within court-rooms it seems that normal people always believe anything any authority force or scientist or expert witness claims. Of course the same people complain how those people are full of themselves out of court and realize they are human beings capable of making mistakes and falsifying information, while in the courtroom they are believed without questions as though they were higher than everyone else.

     

    Sex, love and attention at the center of showing off. The idea that you get these people who practice hard in games to "get noticed" because they can't get noticed in the real world and hope the internet can save their real world failures. The generalization may be just that, a generalization but it holds some weight.

     

    Boy is humiliated in the real world.

    Boy can't communicate in the real world

    Boy realizes he has no power.

    Boy plays an MMORPG for 12 hours a day and gains power.

    Boy becomes popular and now feels better online than offline.

    Boy meets girl.

    Girl has a similar problem but meets her other half.

    Boy realizes there is a real world since now he isn't alone.

    Boy leaves game with girl and they are happilly ever after....

    That is until they break up and find that thanks to expasions boy is now light years behind in power and needs to catch up.

     

    I've seen similarities in shooter games as well...Where people burn their years away, find a loved one and show off to female players and then when they get together, announce they are leaving together. They view acquiring the girl deeper than the rarest object in a game.

     

    See how I can throw generalizations as well? The difference between me and a pure scientist is that you can say I am full of shit, but you won't tell some scientist who says "According to studies I refuse to show any real information other than a conclussion I kindly worded, you must believe me...because I sound so formal and have a degree and "experience."

     

    If you want something interesting. In Phantasy Star Universe, Phantasy Star Portable II as well as many Japanese Games you get a lot of players who become your friends, then you visit their room and have to avoid the delusions of grandeur. You will literally have Cyber Sex Fanatics convince you that Cybering is better than the real thing, when common sense says "Sex is Physical" while Cybering is another type of "masteurbation" (look up Mutual Masteurbation).

     

    Pardon me, sounding inappropriate...But people want to make assertions. Amazing that no one have actually played the Japanese Hentai Games where you literally have Sex Programmed in 3D models and more males spend time in those games then they do with their real world girlfriends. Hell, Japanese culture reached an all new low by having the first "Marriage" to an "Online Digital Character" and calling that action as "progressive" while the rest of the world considered it to be Sick and a Disgrace to the women of that culture to deal with the male attitude there.

     

    Take it or leave it. Things are not always what they seem and Im not out to write something obscene....But of course studies also show the average age people first have sex is 15 years of age, and claim its a national thing, but notice that many believe those studies even though there is no rationality behind it outside of an assumption that can be used to help other industries profit.

     

    See how believing all those studies without questioning them builds a reflex reaction of "someone important said X?"

     

    I got a better study. How about in a poll of 1000 people I ask "At what age did you first half sex?" This was actually a college poll years ago. The poll results alone showed the majority were 17 - 18 with second place being over 20 years of age. So much for the BELIEF that the NATIONAL AVERAGE is 15. ^_^

     

    A little logic and some thinking really go far. Sex is a physical thing, seems like a lot who make comparisons are the ones who have not discovered what good sex actually is (sorry, but although another generalization out there...) considering sex sells more than video games and there is a global porn industry and even then MMORPGs out there, are usually soft-core porn ads of near-naked characters and "sexual" graphics to entice males into paying to watch digital girls do their bidding as characters....In fact that is what made MMORPG mean "Mostly Males Online Role Playing Girls" (I dont put down those who play opposite gender for justifyable reasons, but put down anyone who plays them for the wrong reasons.)

     

    ^_^

  • chrislekochrisleko Member Posts: 200

    [quote]

    See how I can throw generalizations as well? The difference between me and a pure scientist is that you can say I am full of shit, but you won't tell some scientist who says "According to studies I refuse to show any real information other than a conclussion I kindly worded, you must believe me...because I sound so formal and have a degree and "experience."

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    I hate to point out the one flaw in your line of reasoning, but the results that the media shares with people are completely different than the results researchers publish.  See, in order for a researcher to publish something in reputable journal, they include their research methods and all of their results in their papers (including any statistics or qualitative data that are important).  In fact, most research papers follow the same format (Intro to problem, inclusion and exclusion criteria, methods, results, and finally implications and conclusions).

    The studies that people cite, more often than not, go through a peer-review process where other researchers review their research and results (checking the math or qualitative analysis).

    Do yourself a favor and read an actual research study before you draw conclusions about "research".  You have to understand the process, not just the results that are spoonfed to you by the media (who often draws the wrong conclusions about research)

  • kilunkilun Member UncommonPosts: 829

    Originally posted by Shinami

     

    I got a better study. How about in a poll of 1000 people I ask "At what age did you first half sex?" This was actually a college poll years ago. The poll results alone showed the majority were 17 - 18 with second place being over 20 years of age. So much for the BELIEF that the NATIONAL AVERAGE is 15. ^_^

     

     So this college poll, surveyed 1000 college students, years ago.  Which would of been predominately white upper middle class citizens.  WOW that poll is fucking exact.

     

    I would say without a doubt 15.  Obviously you've never been to a low income area and walked in the bowling alley at 9pm on a saturday night and see 12 year olds trade flavored condoms.  Have you seen the amount of teenage pregnancies?

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  • chrislekochrisleko Member Posts: 200

    reaOriginally posted by kilun

    Originally posted by Shinami

     

    I got a better study. How about in a poll of 1000 people I ask "At what age did you first half sex?" This was actually a college poll years ago. The poll results alone showed the majority were 17 - 18 with second place being over 20 years of age. So much for the BELIEF that the NATIONAL AVERAGE is 15. ^_^

     

     So this college poll, surveyed 1000 college students, years ago.  Which would of been predominately white upper middle class citizens.  WOW that poll is fucking exact.

     

    I would say without a doubt 15.  Obviously you've never been to a low income area and walked in the bowling alley at 9pm on a saturday night and see 12 year olds trade flavored condoms.  Have you seen the amount of teenage pregnancies?

    Really,  I'd like to see the p-value of this supposed research, and any other statistical data.  Besides, one sample of 1,000 is way too small to come up with a statistically significant result for something like this (unless, of course, the conclusion drawn was that the average age of first sexual encounter was 17-18 at that particular college with a specific SES category, etc).

  • xBludxxBludx Member Posts: 376

    Depends on with whom.

    With current GF(s) - definitely sex. My main is a yoga instructor, so...

    Therefore, I only log on for about 4-5 hours a week now.

    Well worth the trade off  :)

  • zereelistzereelist Member Posts: 373

    Very situational.  It all depends on:

    - If you have a wife / girlfriend.

    - What game,and what your doing in the game.

    - Who's willing to do most of the work.

    - How long it's been since you had any.

    In general though sex is more enjoyable.

  • ThekandyThekandy Member Posts: 621

    Eh, games doesn't get neuroses about every fucking thing you do or don't do.

    If it's just for the sex, who needs the other sex with all the porn and sex toys floating around, after all you get the same endorphins whether you finish it off alone or with a partner.

  • spring25960spring25960 Member Posts: 12

    Game and sex , these two things cannot be compared in the same lever. They cannot replace each other, in my opinion.

  • spring25960spring25960 Member Posts: 12

    Game and sex cannot be compared in the same lever in my opinion.They are two kind of thing,and cannot replace each other.

  • stormridersstormriders Member Posts: 35

    LOL, do we even have to ask. Ofcourse sex is better.

  • FlubbsFlubbs Member Posts: 50

    i like va jay jay better

  • BioNutBioNut Member Posts: 414

    Originally posted by neorandom

    a good fun game, beats bad drunk sex, any day.

     

    fun game > coyote ugly

     

    good game > double bagger

     

    great game > spending all that money on a date and not getting any

    Any person that views video games as better than sex is likely a virgin.  Sex is, extremely, rewarding even if your partner is not ideal.

    Playing: Tera, BF3, ME3

    Waiting on: Guild Wars 2

  • WhiteLanternWhiteLantern Member RarePosts: 3,319

    Originally posted by BioNut

    Originally posted by neorandom

    a good fun game, beats bad drunk sex, any day.

     

    fun game > coyote ugly

     

    good game > double bagger

     

    great game > spending all that money on a date and not getting any

    Any person that views video games as better than sex is likely a virgin.  Sex is, extremely, rewarding even if your partner is not ideal.

    A greater truth has likely never been spoken.

    I want a mmorpg where people have gone through misery, have gone through school stuff and actually have had sex even. -sagil

  • striker09dxstriker09dx Member UncommonPosts: 197

    Playing games while having sex is better. Or playing sex games. (irl, not some hentai stuff)

    It is more difficult for most of us to get the occasion for sex than games/gaming. So it[object Window]s harder to get, comes with many strings(and maybe some stds) attached, have much worst consequences, does not always work as intended but is more rewarding and satisfaction is always guaranteed on your side(not always the case for your partner if you encounter prem. ejac.)

    Ultimately, sex is better.

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