Prince Pudcoc's Peons --- also info about an in-game book club

pudcoc

I am opening a few spots to be in my elite guild. Only the best of the best really should even waste their time applying so you stay at home moms, and 14 year old's on mommys hewlet packard dont bother wasting either of our time.



It is called Pudcoc's Peons because it in essence, is the star of the show Prince Pudcoc (me) and a bunch of peons and servants who's main goal will be to make me happy and serve me.

1. 
   -You will be required to come when I call if you are online. If you aren't, and I need you, I will call you via cell phone and expect you to act in haste.
2. 
   -You will be required to craft as well, and to take orders from me, at your cost, at any time i decree.
3. 
   -You will be required to donate toward the vent server and my monthly subscription. Any gifts or tribute (like having a cheesecake or ohama steak delivered to one of my many homes) are not required but will expedite your rising stature.
4. 
   -Many more rules and regulations but we will get into those during your 6 month probation period.

Spots are VERY limited and coveted like no other guild, so act quick.



Send me a cover letter/application and i will traverse it at my leisure and get back to you if you are worthy of my time. This is rather open for interpretation so i can see what each person feels important, and how much effort and thought they put in.. but a few reference and perhaps even a credit rating would not hurt your cause.



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ON A TOTALLY SEPERATE NOTE FROM THE GUILD



I am also in charge of a book club. There is alot of in game literature and we are not necessarily going to be doing that exclusively either, but that will be our initial reading. 



Spots are filling up fast. Must have vent, and a good reading voice. Accents are fine, and even encouraged as long as you are easily understood. It warms some of our hearts to hear those accents and know that there are some of you in third world countries trying to make better lives for yourself by learning to read. 





PM me any interest in this as well. Membership is limited and I am also looking for a Secretary and a Treasurer both are strenous and unpaid positions but you will curry favor with me, Pudcoc, and that in and of itself is priceless as most of you know.

Rockgod99

Originally posted by pudcoc

1. 
   -You will be required to come when I call if you are online. If you aren't, and I need you, I will call you via cell phone and expect you to act in haste.
2. 
   -You will be required to craft as well, and to take orders from me, at your cost, at any time i decree.
3. 
   -You will be required to donate toward the vent server and my monthly subscription. Any gifts or tribute (like having a cheesecake or ohama steak delivered to one of my many homes) are not required but will expedite your rising stature.
4. 
   -Many more rules and regulations but we will get into those during your 6 month probation period.

This is a joke right? I cant even tell anymore, so many people take this crap so seriously.

pudcoc

I don't follow. Are you interested in the book club?

 

I know you, a mere commoner, wouldn't want to be cluttering my thread with inane questions..

Loktofeit

Entertaining from title to end, but the scary thing is that there are actual WOW guild applications that aren't too far removed from this.

Rockgod99

Originally posted by Loktofeit

Entertaining from title to end, but the scary thing is that there are actual WOW guild applications that aren't too far removed from this.

LOL! thats why i couldnt tell if the dude was serious. I've been in guilds where the guild leader asked members too pay for shit like vent servers, contacted them via phone/chat and asked players to pay for time cards because "running a guild was a fulltime job, and they had no time for employment" LOL!