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What's your favorite Pooping Game?

ScrimMalteseScrimMaltese Member Posts: 469
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Our great grandparents, brought books. 

Our gandparents, brought the news paper. 

Our parents, brouht the news paper or magazines.

Today, we our phones so we can play video games. image

 

So, what's your favorite game to play on the toilet? Mine is a toss up between Angry Birds and Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal. Gravity Guy is also pretty fun, but kinda hard to play on the toilet. 

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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    Nothing. I 'git r done' and go on to do other things.

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • GTwanderGTwander Member UncommonPosts: 6,035

    I like to make the TP into origami swans before I flush them. You'd be surprised how easy they are to make when you use a 'natural glue'.

    Sometimes I leave them on the rim so that my roomies can view my handywork.

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  • ScrimMalteseScrimMaltese Member Posts: 469

    Originally posted by GTwander

    I like to make the TP into origami swans before I flush them. You'd be surprised how easy they are to make when you use a 'natural glue'.

    Sometimes I leave them on the rim so that my roomies can view my handywork.

    That is probably the grossest thing I've read in a long time.

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  • josh111josh111 Member Posts: 5

    when im pooping i just light my cigar then do that thing it helps me alot...image

  • Pro-PainPro-Pain Member Posts: 141

    dammit I'm old-fashioned I guess since I read books/ magazines.  I have an awesome book on american history that was written during ww2, with the outcome still in question.  It provides a different view of stuff that happened in the 19th/ early 20th century since the events were still somewhat fresh.

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Trying not to get caught when shitting in my neighbor's yard. Yeah, fuckface, that's what you get for letting your dog in my yard.

  • GTwanderGTwander Member UncommonPosts: 6,035

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Trying not to get caught when shitting in my neighbor's yard. Yeah, fuckface, that's what you get for letting your dog in my yard.

    One of my old neighbors did that once.

    She (yes, *she*) took a squat in the neighbors yard at about daybreak, wiped her ass with the front page of his newspaper, then stuck it to his front door. Cops and county mental health services followed that up.

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    I like to call people on the phone.

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • AsheramAsheram Member EpicPosts: 5,078

  • ScrimMalteseScrimMaltese Member Posts: 469

    Yeah, this thread was fail. I guess I overestimated the maturity of board members.

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  • AsheramAsheram Member EpicPosts: 5,078

    Originally posted by ScrimMaltese

    Yeah, this thread was fail. I guess I overestimated the maturity of board members.

     Lol cuz "pooping games" is seriouz bizness image

  • eVILONE666eVILONE666 Member Posts: 2

    old school Pooping game. Duck hunt.. haha this was my favorite.. In this game i thought that i am a hunter. like in the movies some americans english always do this and always makes them like a freak. haha

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    Originally posted by Asheram

    Originally posted by ScrimMaltese

    Yeah, this thread was fail. I guess I overestimated the maturity of board members.

     Lol cuz "pooping games" is seriouz bizness image

     

    I'm the mature one here.

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • AsheramAsheram Member EpicPosts: 5,078

    Originally posted by seabass2003

    Originally posted by Asheram

    Originally posted by ScrimMaltese

    Yeah, this thread was fail. I guess I overestimated the maturity of board members.

     Lol cuz "pooping games" is seriouz bizness image

     

    I'm the mature one here.

     Lol she has a poo-doo image

  • gebon524gebon524 Member Posts: 11

    there's this flash game where you have to shoot poops. hahaha! i will really like it if the game will enable you to change the target, say for example you will put the face of the person you don't really like and then throw poop in his face.

  • jeffrey9jeffrey9 Member Posts: 5

    I just bring my NDS and play for about 30 mins the juices will flow peacefuly. lol

  • mdammanmdamman Member Posts: 4

    In high school we would poop on tin foil, let it dry a bit, fold it up, smush it flat and wedge it between stereo components at our friend's houses.  Gross but funny.  At least we thought it was.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Originally posted by mdamman

    In high school we would poop on tin foil, let it dry a bit, fold it up, smush it flat and wedge it between stereo components at our friend's houses.  Gross but funny.  At least we thought it was.

    Talk about shitty conspiracies...

    hehe, haha, I crack myself up.

    That's just plain nasty, however.

  • melmoth1melmoth1 Member Posts: 762

    When I'm lighting up a brown cigar I prefer to read a newspaper, but occasionally I will play or watch something on my psp. Depends on the poo tbh. If it is just a quick blast of hot mud then it's all over before i can get into the game. However, if it is gonna be a battle of wills between me and my sphincter, a bit of resistance, a bit of give and take, or even a Bombay mix then sure gaming can be fun on the throne.

    Regarding outside toilet games. As a teenager we used to explode dog shit with fire-crackers, and I still chuckle at the jackson Pollock brilliance of it.

    Regards

    Melmoth

     

    ps. A definition of a Bom Bay Mix

    Bomb bay mix n. A single lavatorial sitting that produces a pot-pouri of stool consistency from copper bolts to a rusty water geyser and all points in between. Also known as: Shitterish allsorts, variety cack.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Originally posted by melmoth1

    When I'm lighting up a brown cigar I prefer to read a newspaper, but occasionally I will play or watch something on my psp. Depends on the poo tbh. If it is just a quick blast of hot mud then it's all over before i can get into the game. However, if it is gonna be a battle of wills between me and my sphincter, a bit of resistance, a bit of give and take, or even a Bombay mix then sure gaming can be fun on the throne.

    Regarding outside toilet games. As a teenager we used to explode dog shit with fire-crackers, and I still chuckle at the jackson Pollock brilliance of it.

    Regards

    Melmoth

     

    ps. A definition of a Bom Bay Mix

    Bomb bay mix n. A single lavatorial sitting that produces a pot-pouri of stool consistency from copper bolts to a rusty water geyser and all points in between. Also known as: Shitterish allsorts, variety cack.

    I laughed most at the Pollock reference. image

  • ExploriumExplorium Member Posts: 395

    Mine is how loud and big of a splash I can make...I try harder when my roommate is sleeping. The louder and noiser it comes out, the more fun it is and the more points I score. Bonus points if it gets on the toilet seat, and extra points if it lands on the floor around the toilet.

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  • dretraphdretraph Member Posts: 20

    I love to play with the water while pooing hahaha.. and if my pooing takes long I bring along my PSP or Read a Manga, howerver because of that distractions it takes me ah hour in the toile :))))))))

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