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How do I join Goonsquad??

I have played two games no where I ended up being grieved by Goonswarm and I do not intend for this to be the third. If you can not beat them, join them. But how do I get into the Goonsquad in Rift? The goonies I tried to PM ingame did not reply to my tells.

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  • AranStormahAranStormah Member Posts: 278

    Much as I appreciate your hobo guide, that is not really the kind of help I needed.

  • SevenOmaticSevenOmatic Member UncommonPosts: 177

     




    Originally posted by hardicon

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    i lol'ed . reminds me of that south park MMO episode.

  • jarchhjarchh Member Posts: 8

    So what you're saying, is these people ruined your experience of two games already, and now you want to encourage them and help them ruin other peoples experience of a game? Great thought process there!

    Eagerly awaiting the release of Star Wars: The Old Republic.
    Veteran of far too MMO's to count: EQ,SWG, EQII,FFXI,EVE,COX,CO,LOTRO,MxO,WoW, etc etc.. I just love the genre.

  • swampthing11swampthing11 Member Posts: 62

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    Much as I appreciate your hobo guide, that is not really the kind of help I needed.

     

     

    Why?  it's accurate.  Biggest collection of douche bags you'll ever see.

  • IkedaIkeda Member RarePosts: 2,751

    From what I remember from Eve.. there was a whole page of info to fill out.  Then they put you into a trial clan and eventually when you were somewhat trusted, moved into GS.  Not sure if this is how it works but seriously, just change servers... you don't want to me around a majority of them.

  • cobaltdemoncobaltdemon Member UncommonPosts: 46

    Can you give a list of servers that they are on? I really true want onto one they are not on.

     

    Goons, they only people (that I know of) that have linked critical info into chat and it was actually a link to a porn site. I was pissed and stopped working with them at that point.

     

    Trion needs to ban these, ummm....  ummm... people.

  • alkarionlogalkarionlog Member EpicPosts: 3,584

    hmm you do know rift is not like even, so they can't do they main strat, using several smaller ships to take out bigger ships, so they are not really something to fear or even care, and if you are on the same side as then, (I saw some in the OB as defiants) they can't do nothing against you, and even when they say rift have pvp is a pve

    FOR HONOR, FOR FREEDOM.... and for some money.
  • RiftFanRiftFan Member Posts: 239

    Go to their website and pay 25$ for a membership. Yes I am serious about that. That is why they have so much drama.

  • XthosXthos Member UncommonPosts: 2,740

    Originally posted by cobaltdemon

    Can you give a list of servers that they are on? I really true want onto one they are not on.

     

    Goons, they only people (that I know of) that have linked critical info into chat and it was actually a link to a porn site. I was pissed and stopped working with them at that point.

     

    Trion needs to ban these, ummm....  ummm... people.

     

    They are Defiant, on Lotham (which I am on , and Guardian).  Heard they were holy rollers or something, kind of odd to be defiant (anti-gods) if so.

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    The Goonsquad/swarm whatever never open recruits in the game world.  If one of them tells you they will be very careful because normally that's a scam and you'll know for sure if they tell you to give them in game cash or goods to join.

    Check this link for details

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3391970

    Note, you pay to join Goonsquad and you pay even more to be an officer. (up to 50.00/mo) Details here:



    http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html

    They actually pay their officers to run these games and for some its an actual job.

    Frequently they won't let you join w/o having been a paying member of  the Something Awlful.com  forums for about 3 mo.  (9.95 one time fee) which they do to cut down on spying in a game like EVE

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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    Originally posted by Xthos

    Originally posted by cobaltdemon

    Can you give a list of servers that they are on? I really true want onto one they are not on.

     

    Goons, they only people (that I know of) that have linked critical info into chat and it was actually a link to a porn site. I was pissed and stopped working with them at that point.

     

    Trion needs to ban these, ummm....  ummm... people.

     

    They are Defiant, on Lotham (which I am on , and Guardian).  Heard they were holy rollers or something, kind of odd to be defiant (anti-gods) if so.

    Actually they are on several servers, from their site:

    Where will Goon Squad live?

     


    IRC posted:


    After much discussion and realizing we'll never come to a decision on this, I am making a pseudo-executive decision.



    GET YOUR rear end TO LOTHAM



    Please guys, EVERYONE come. I know we have AN ENTIRE DAY dedicated to playing on another server, and some people won't get their names - which sucks. What makes goons dominate games is when ALL goons play together. I'll leave this thread open for dissent but I'm also gonna be a dick about the existing goon squad guilds on BC and ashstone. Lotham is where we started and maybe we should have just stayed. I don't want people to waste the weekend so GO TO LOTHAM GOONS GO.





    We are playing on:


    • Lotham PVP/Defiant as Goon Squad. To get into this guild register on the forums at http://www.riftgoons.com and request access there.

      At the moment this is the "main" goon group.



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    • Ashstone PVP/Guardian as The Nazgun to register go to http://www.thenazgun.org/forum/index.php



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    • Ashstone PVP/Defiant as Goon Squad - /join goonrush in game and ask for an invite. Ashstone goons are also using http://www.riftgoons.com



      ----------------------------------------------------

       

    • Belmont PVE/Defiant as Impaired Judgement. To register go to http://impairedjudgment.enjin.com/



      ----------------------------------------------------

       

    • Euros will be playing on Blood Iron PVP/Defiant as Goon Squad. Please register on and post in the euro section of http://www.riftgoons.com not the nazgun forums.

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    Final advice.....in many games (i.e EVE) being a former Goonie is a huge  blackmark on your avatar and many Corps/guilds etc will never let you join them should you see the error of your ways.

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

    Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Pvbs 18:2, NIV

    Don't just play games, inhabit virtual worlds™

    "This is the most intelligent, well qualified and articulate response to a post I have ever seen on these forums. It's a shame most people here won't have the attention span to read past the second line." - Anon






  • TurdinatorTurdinator Member Posts: 210

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    I have played two games no where I ended up being grieved by Goonswarm and I do not intend for this to be the third. If you can not beat them, join them. But how do I get into the Goonsquad in Rift? The goonies I tried to PM ingame did not reply to my tells.

    I have never heard of these people.  Kind of makes me think you are a member of the guild trying to build up non-existant  hype about them.

  • XasapisXasapis Member RarePosts: 6,337

    Yes, I saw them around in Bloodiron EU. No need to join that server, we got enough queues as it is hehe. For now.

  • XzenXzen Member UncommonPosts: 2,607

    Originally posted by Turdinator

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    I have played two games no where I ended up being grieved by Goonswarm and I do not intend for this to be the third. If you can not beat them, join them. But how do I get into the Goonsquad in Rift? The goonies I tried to PM ingame did not reply to my tells.

    I have never heard of these people.  Kind of makes me think you are a member of the guild trying to build up non-existant  hype about them.

    They are a huge guild that has been in almost every popular MMO and have a horrible reputation.

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    Originally posted by Turdinator

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    I have played two games no where I ended up being grieved by Goonswarm and I do not intend for this to be the third. If you can not beat them, join them. But how do I get into the Goonsquad in Rift? The goonies I tried to PM ingame did not reply to my tells.

    I have never heard of these people.  Kind of makes me think you are a member of the guild trying to build up non-existant  hype about them.

    Your lack of knowledge of one of the more notorious gaming guilds in existence doesn't change the fact of their existence image

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

    Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Pvbs 18:2, NIV

    Don't just play games, inhabit virtual worlds™

    "This is the most intelligent, well qualified and articulate response to a post I have ever seen on these forums. It's a shame most people here won't have the attention span to read past the second line." - Anon






  • wizyywizyy Member UncommonPosts: 629

    My friends and I had great, fun PvP against them back on Lowca server in SWG (2004, 2005 I think, when the game was good).

    They were dicks to many, but they were organized, played extremely well, and I enjoyed their clever ideas for PvP and wacky humor.

    I still chuckle when I remember their "power rangers" Bounty Hunters videos (they killed many a jedi as power rangers hehe).

  • AranStormahAranStormah Member Posts: 278

    Originally posted by Kyleran

    Note, you pay to join Goonsquad and you pay even more to be an officer. (up to 50.00/mo) Details here:



    http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html

    They actually pay their officers to run these games and for some its an actual job.

    Frequently they won't let you join w/o having been a paying member of  the Something Awlful.com  forums for about 3 mo.  (9.95 one time fee) which they do to cut down on spying in a game like EVE

    Thank you so much for finding this for me! :)

    I have only applied for the cheapest membership level, and I am not sure what exactly they wre looking for so I might have overdone it in the application, but this is real exciting! I thought maybe there would be some sort of screening process, although that may yet to come.

  • XzenXzen Member UncommonPosts: 2,607

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    Originally posted by Kyleran

    Note, you pay to join Goonsquad and you pay even more to be an officer. (up to 50.00/mo) Details here:



    http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html

    They actually pay their officers to run these games and for some its an actual job.

    Frequently they won't let you join w/o having been a paying member of  the Something Awlful.com  forums for about 3 mo.  (9.95 one time fee) which they do to cut down on spying in a game like EVE

    Thank you so much for finding this for me! :)

    I have only applied for the cheapest membership level, and I am not sure what exactly they wre looking for so I might have overdone it in the application, but this is real exciting! I thought maybe there would be some sort of screening process, although that may yet to come.

    It'll be awesome if they just take your money then guild kick you.

  • sn0wblind00sn0wblind00 Member UncommonPosts: 388

    never heard of them until this game but saw a lot in beta....usually a guarenteed easy kill.

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    Originally posted by sn0wblind00

    never heard of them until this game but saw a lot in beta....usually a guarenteed easy kill.

    Not sure how things work in a themepark game like Rift, I suspect they'll be more of scourge to their own side rather than the enemy.

    But in games with open world PVP they are a force to be reckoned with and this was certainly the case in EVE.

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

    Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Pvbs 18:2, NIV

    Don't just play games, inhabit virtual worlds™

    "This is the most intelligent, well qualified and articulate response to a post I have ever seen on these forums. It's a shame most people here won't have the attention span to read past the second line." - Anon






  • skullquakerskullquaker Member UncommonPosts: 311

    these the same goons  on eve  just  been ask would i like to join  these  on eve

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,059

    Originally posted by skullquaker

    these the same goons  on eve  just  been ask would i like to join  these  on eve

    Yep, same goons, different division

    "True friends stab you in the front." | Oscar Wilde 

    "I need to finish" - Christian Wolff: The Accountant

    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

    Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Pvbs 18:2, NIV

    Don't just play games, inhabit virtual worlds™

    "This is the most intelligent, well qualified and articulate response to a post I have ever seen on these forums. It's a shame most people here won't have the attention span to read past the second line." - Anon






  • just2duhjust2duh Member Posts: 1,290

    Originally posted by Kyleran

    They actually pay their officers to run these games and for some its an actual job.

    Frequently they won't let you join w/o having been a paying member of  the Something Awlful.com  forums for about 3 mo.  (9.95 one time fee) which they do to cut down on spying in a game like EVE

      Woah wth, pyramid schemes have moved to mmo's? lol

  • GrayGhost79GrayGhost79 Member UncommonPosts: 4,775

    Originally posted by AranStormah

    Originally posted by Kyleran

    Note, you pay to join Goonsquad and you pay even more to be an officer. (up to 50.00/mo) Details here:



    http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html

    They actually pay their officers to run these games and for some its an actual job.

    Frequently they won't let you join w/o having been a paying member of  the Something Awlful.com  forums for about 3 mo.  (9.95 one time fee) which they do to cut down on spying in a game like EVE

    Thank you so much for finding this for me! :)

    I have only applied for the cheapest membership level, and I am not sure what exactly they wre looking for so I might have overdone it in the application, but this is real exciting! I thought maybe there would be some sort of screening process, although that may yet to come.

    Nah lol, no screening process for the goons. If your dumb enough to fork over the cash to join your in simple as that. 

     

    Few things to keep in mind when your a member of the Goons. You will be treated like a pariah (social outcast) by non goons and don't think because your a goon that goons won't harass you still lol. Your also going to be asked to give over a lot of your ingame stuff to your higher ups. 

     

    Next warning is that Goons tend to use cheat progs or sometimes only simply frowned upon tactics which end up leading to things such as supsensions and bannings.  

     

    And lastly be wary as many games consist of large guilds/clans that grief goons constantly so waving that Goon flag is likely to cause you to be griefed far more often than you previously were. Players tend to band together to run Goons out of their game of choice.  

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