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General: Five Goofy MMO Promotions

SBFordSBFord Former Associate EditorMember LegendaryPosts: 33,129

Everyone needs a gimmick and MMO promoters are no exception. In The List today, MMORPG.com Lead Writer Bill Murphy takes a look at five of the goofiest promotions that the PR departments have come up with for the MMOs they represent(ed). Check out Bill's random list of Five Goofy MMO Promotions. Did he miss your favorite? Let us know!

But thinking outside the box is always a sure-fire way to garner attention when you really need it, and the following List is what I consider to be five of the goofiest (but effective) ways to get people to take a second look. If nothing else (though two of the games ultimately died a painful death), these promotions got people talking about the titles they were tied to. And hey, all press is good press right?

Read more of Bill Murphy's The List: Five Goofy MMO Promotions.



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  • OrthelianOrthelian Member UncommonPosts: 1,034

    I always felt that Shadowbane's ‘Play to Crush’ slogan was supremely goofy, but I suppose that's not a promotion.

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  • DraronDraron Member Posts: 993

    I remember the /pizza command all too well. I opened it before, never ordered one though.

  • niceguy3978niceguy3978 Member UncommonPosts: 2,051

    Anybody remember the promotion for RYL (Risk Your Life, I think) that offered 1 million dollars in prizes?  I may have the wrong game but I think I'm right.  They ended up not going through with it after using it to get people to buy the game.  If not goofiest its at least one of the shadiest.

  • uncletomauncletoma Member UncommonPosts: 159
  • erictlewiserictlewis Member UncommonPosts: 3,022

    Originally posted by Draron

    I remember the /pizza command all too well. I opened it before, never ordered one though.

     Actually the /pizza command was great. I think that was the first time I ordered pizza hut online.  The only problem was they did not deliver in my area to far away from the closest store.  So I had to get up and go get it.

    I still order via online just not through the game.   Saves me time order it and by the time I get there it is ready saves a ton of time.

  • AthcearAthcear Member Posts: 420

    What about Evony's refusal to even explain what kind of game it is, and relying entirely on animated sweat on scantily clad women?

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  • TuxideTuxide Member UncommonPosts: 213

    What about Outwar's go post crap on MMORPG.com quest?

  • charlionfirecharlionfire Member Posts: 166

    Mortal Online's recent basshunter arnold imitation was.... amazingly goofy too :)

    Btw, /pizza should be in EVERY MMO.

  • GravargGravarg Member UncommonPosts: 3,424

    One year for april fools Blizzard and Panda Express (not sure if they were in on it) teamed up to offer Panda Express for all those Pandarians in Azeroth.  Though, you couldn't actually order anything :(  I likes me some panda bear!

     

    If there's one thing that SOE has ever done right, it was /pizza.  i likes me some pie sometimes too.  Too bad it went away.


  • TyrxzTyrxz Member Posts: 329

    Haha, I always chuckle when someone reminds me of the Global Agenda Promotion^^

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  • mmoguy43mmoguy43 Member UncommonPosts: 2,770

    /pizza ...the best!

    Neocron did do the No Elves promo before GA but HiRez did a much better job with it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-phCfH5ro


  • CeridithCeridith Member UncommonPosts: 2,980

    The Celestial Steed was outright ridiculous. But it was more of a money grab than it was really a promotion. It's saddening that so many people were all too happy to open their wallets and drop $25 for the Sparkle Pony, or my preferred name for it (on acronym form) "T.R.H.".

    Promotion wise, I would say the Mr. T. commercial was also ridiculous. Though, considering the average WoW player, it doesn't suprise me that they went that way considering who their target market apparently consists of. I can honestly say that I did not feel embaressed to admit I played WoW, until that terrible commercial came out.

  • JumdorJumdor Member Posts: 62

    @ uncletoma - Don't we all. =)

    @ Athcear - Not to mention it was a horrible missuse of those pieces of art as far as I remember.

    Advertising is what the entertainment world is all about. That's how WoW overshadowed everyone else, and I quote "SHUT UP FOO!!! I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!" If you can't win the hearts of millions with mister T. I don't know what would work. I don't play because of personal taste just putting that out there heh.

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  • AstoranAstoran Member Posts: 27

    Hi Rez also just put this funny video up on youtube showing a banned commercial for GA.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQCm_l6amE


    they definately do a good job with marketing.

  • waynejr2waynejr2 Member EpicPosts: 7,771

    /escort would be great.

     

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  • kattehuskattehus Member UncommonPosts: 375

    I remember Popcap Games' "Plants vs Zombies" Evony spoof...


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  • abyss610abyss610 Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,131

    Originally posted by Astoran

    Hi Rez also just put this funny video up on youtube showing a banned commercial for GA.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQCm_l6amE

    they definately do a good job with marketing.

     


    lol yeah that was a good one thanks for the link

     

  • meleemadnessmeleemadness Member Posts: 592

    lol. I actually used the order pizza function in EQ before....

  • TarotMageTarotMage Member Posts: 126

    I'm surprised APB (the first go-around) wasn't listed on here with their "human avatar" promotion.

     

     

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  • RealbigdealRealbigdeal Member UncommonPosts: 1,666

    Play to crush the best slogan ever. It can only be used for full loot open world  pvp games. We use it even in darkfall, but not for advertising.

    No elfs. I seriously like this one since im tired of seing elfs being the most popular races in most mmorpg's where you can take them.

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  • ResiaResia Member Posts: 119

    I remember the /pizza command. Never actually ordered but I think almost everyone /pizza the first day just to see what it was.

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  • TheCrow2kTheCrow2k Member Posts: 953

    Yeah I think operation immortality really deserved No1 status above all else.

  • VelocinoxVelocinox Member UncommonPosts: 1,010

    Are you kidding me? You didn't look very hard.

    How about SoE Senior VP of Sales Don Vercelli's bar sl... uh girls Ad to get more women to play EQ. (This was a legit TV AD!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr-FkWsvEcg

    Or EQoA's embarrasingly forgettable "TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON" Mantra of shame? (Also from the booze addled brain of Don Vercelli)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CHG_To7Ag

     

    Compared to those /Pizza looks pretty tasty.

     

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  • KingscifiKingscifi Member UncommonPosts: 21

    Yes a sparkle pony which is very useful for anyone who has may alts in the game i such a goofy promotion. Bloggers really are so darn one sided.

  • Johnchief117Johnchief117 Member Posts: 19

    Rift's advertisments that said "We are not in Azeroth anymore". I found that funny because ITS THE SAME THING XD

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