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Upset about not getting in preorder man busts out a real lightsaber

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  • IsawaIsawa Member UncommonPosts: 1,051

    "The officers then tried to use a Taser on him, but the man managed to break the wires free using the lightsaber."

    Hahaha

  • bronecarbronecar Member Posts: 685

    Lies, there's no refference to SWTOR :P

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Apparently when the police were dragging him away he shouted out in a high voice "Help me Obi Wan you're my only hope!".

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • kujiikujii Member UncommonPosts: 190

    Look at his face that's definately the preorder blues.  If i can't get in I'm makin my own Star Wars Beeeatches.  I wonder if he was rolling Jaggernaught or Maurader. or worse dark side Jedi. 

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Originally posted by kujii

    Look at his face that's definately the preorder blues.  If i can't get in I'm makin my own Star Wars Beeeatches.  I wonder if he was rolling Jaggernaught or Maurader. or worse dark side Jedi. 

    The saber was blue so I'd say dark Jedi Knight that had turned out of frustration.

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • PukeBucketPukeBucket Member Posts: 867


    Originally posted by bronecar
    Lies, there's no refference to SWTOR :P

    That happened a few miles north of where I lived.
    There's been no reference to SWTOR.

    But if I were to guess considering the most common posts around here, he was upset about not getting an email by George himself.

    Actual hearsay is, he was high on meth.

    I used to play MMOs like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Originally posted by PukeBucket

     




    Originally posted by bronecar

    Lies, there's no refference to SWTOR :P




     

    That happened a few miles north of where I lived.

    There's been no reference to SWTOR.

    But if I were to guess considering the most common posts around here, he was upset about not getting an email by George himself.

    Actual hearsay is, he was high on meth.

    Spice head you say? Wonder if it was the stuff that glitters? Damn filthy smugglers, they'll sell that poison even to there own Republic dogs!

     

     

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • MinasMinas Member Posts: 15

    "The sith empire has returned...

     

    ... to TOYS'R'US!"

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Originally posted by Minas

    "The sith empire has returned...

     

    ... to TOYS'R'US!"

    You don't think he was trying to slaughter the younglings?

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • kujiikujii Member UncommonPosts: 190

    Calling all Jedi to Toys R US we need a defensive perimeter asap.   We got a hopped up force user on the loose.  Ranged attacks are useless.

  • AutemOxAutemOx Member Posts: 1,704

    I dont know why this was so funny it just was!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • ThanesThanes Member Posts: 182

    A lightsaber attack where no one was seriously injured, sure sounds like SWTOR.

  • PukeBucketPukeBucket Member Posts: 867


    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by PukeBucket
     


    Originally posted by bronecar
    Lies, there's no refference to SWTOR :P

     
    That happened a few miles north of where I lived.
    There's been no reference to SWTOR.
    But if I were to guess considering the most common posts around here, he was upset about not getting an email by George himself.
    Actual hearsay is, he was high on meth.


    Spice head you say? Wonder if it was the stuff that glitters? Damn filthy smugglers, they'll sell that poison even to there own Republic dogs!
     
     


    Dude was rocking a blue saber. Current build means he was Jedi.

    I think his magic boots needed dark alignment.

    Either that or the jawas were hording all the good Juju pets this year.

    I used to play MMOs like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

     

    Someone say there's a Jedi Knight on spice going nutz in Toys 'R' Us?

     

    Time to send Agri and his companions to take down that bounty!

     

     

    BTW: That's me and Mako at the back!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

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