Swtor trolls can kiss my hairy Wookiee A$$

wolfface

Ok since before the release of beta, and the trolls have been doing their best to demolish the 
good rep of BioWare for various reasons. 

The game has not even been played by one player outside BioWare, and the trolls started 
complaining and whining. At that point in time, all we got was a few game play videos, some 
CGI movies released in conventions, and some carefully crafted press releases by BioWare, and 
yet the peeps trolling on these forums, of course relying on secret info they obtained from 
their "deep throat" contacts at the secret studios of Bioware, started attacking the game left 
and right. Although in reality, I truly believe that they secretly long to be "deep-throated" 
themselves by a wookiee, with the hairy ba[]s covering their faces. 

But we can not blame them guys. This is how the troll mind works. These people, who have the 
Developer Delusion Syndrome, or DDS as I call it, who can't even write a whole sentence in 
their native language without at least one grammatical mistake every few words, let alone one 
line of  code, claim to be smarter than the developers who created whole new worlds from a blank 
screen,  the developers whose creativity is limitless, the developers who  brought such great 
games like DA and ME while those trolls were busy masturbating to anime and free porn, waiting 
for their sex dolls to arrive in the mail. Sex dolls that resemble their favorite imaginary 
characters like Olive Oyl from Popeyes, Margaret Thatcher, or even Popeye himself. 

Look, idiots, the game has not been out for a week already, ok? Lots of things will improve 
given time. BioWare is not the stupid company that the trolls present it to be (read DDS above). 
This release is not set in stone, and it is not end all, this is just the beginning fools. 
And stop hiding behind "we are entitled to our opinions" and "respect what we say". Well, the 
fact is, I would if you had anything constructive to say, but the majority don't. Heck, I even 
suspect that the majority of you are paid trolls that are leashed on these forums to mold the 
thinking of the less inelegant trolls and make them hate the game regardless.

You even maybe a Chinese farmer for all I know, since this pays more than farming gold in wow 
these days, now that players are migrating to swtor in droves from wow and many other games. 
Hmm,  your code name might be even "hung-lo" or "sum-yung-fool" for all I know.
"Oh the game is not innovative" or "it didn't bring anything new", or all the crap these 
trolls say is worthless. The game already added many subtle and obvious important features. But 
I won't talk about them or the game itself, cause if you didn't play it, you are not worthy of 
knowing them. 
 
 

 

Creslin321

I actually think the "trolls," as you refer to people who have something negative (legimate or otherwise) to say about the game, are more annoyed by posts like these than posts that actually praise the game.  It's one thing to write something positive about the game, it's quite another thing to say that anyone with a negative opinion is a troll and should not be listened to.

AdamTM

With fans like this, how can you blame the "trolls"...

toddze

Originally posted by AdamTM

With fans like this, how can you blame the "trolls"...

I 2nd this

RizelStar

Originally posted by AdamTM

With fans like this, how can you blame the "trolls"...

This

Lowcaian

Bioware not stupid? Every company gets increasingly stupid as they start to believe their own press more and more.

Loke666

You don't have a wookiee a$$ because Bioware didn't add it to the game.

Seriously, the game is solid enough but it probably need an expansion or 2 to shine. Adding wookiees as character class is one of the things they really need to do.

beeker255

Whats wrong with free porn?

Precusor

They're just bitter that they dont have any decent mmos to fall back too.