Im so glad we had this thread created - truly unique and one of a kind.....
But...the unicorns...?
Never fear, Sir Unlight! There is an active campaign to save the Pink Unicorns from the vile clutches of evil Unicorn Poachers!
Every year, the Pink Unicorn population is decimated by HATEFUL Unicorn Hunters. The horns are used for over-hyped, unapproved, holistic medicinal purposes, and the meat is processed and sold through aggressive marketing campaigns to third-world countries!
If you're an early adopter of the Gateway to Pink Unicorn Paradise, your well-spent dollars will go towards the "SAVE THE UNICORNS FOUNDATION".
Every dollar spent goes towards the construction of the Pink Unicorn Wildlife Preserve, where efforts will be made to rebuild the Pink Unicorn population in captivity!
Seriously, folks-- We NEED your hard earned dollar$ to save these elusive Pink Unicorns! Don't let the Haters win! Pre-purchase today, and...
...you will receive "SPECIAL" gifts!!!
The Official "save the UNICORNS" bumper sticker:
This high quality, hand crafted Pink Unicorn 'Badge of Honor', symbolizing that you are a disciple worthy of entrance to Pink Unicorn Paradise:
AND...
Waiting for you in Pink Unicorn Paradise will be this fierce Pink Unicorn of Battle, ready to do your bidding and fight by your side!!!:
Sally Struthers, of 'Save The Children' organization fame, says:
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But...the unicorns...?Never fear, Sir Unlight! There is an active campaign to save the Pink Unicorns from the vile clutches of evil Unicorn Poachers!
Every year, the Pink Unicorn population is decimated by HATEFUL Unicorn Hunters. The horns are used for over-hyped, unapproved, holistic medicinal purposes, and the meat is processed and sold through aggressive marketing campaigns to third-world countries!
If you're an early adopter of the Gateway to Pink Unicorn Paradise, your well-spent dollars will go towards the "SAVE THE UNICORNS FOUNDATION".
Every dollar spent goes towards the construction of the Pink Unicorn Wildlife Preserve, where efforts will be made to rebuild the Pink Unicorn population in captivity!
Seriously, folks-- We NEED your hard earned dollar$ to save these elusive Pink Unicorns! Don't let the Haters win! Pre-purchase today, and...
...you will receive "SPECIAL" gifts!!!
The Official "save the UNICORNS" bumper sticker:
This high quality, hand crafted Pink Unicorn 'Badge of Honor', symbolizing that you are a disciple worthy of entrance to Pink Unicorn Paradise:
AND...
Waiting for you in Pink Unicorn Paradise will be this fierce Pink Unicorn of Battle, ready to do your bidding and fight by your side!!!:
Sally Struthers, of 'Save The Children' organization fame, says:
"WON'T YOU PLEASE GIVE?!"