Arenanet = Douchebags

MMO_REVIEWER

HOW DARE THEY ALLOW US TO PREPURCHASE THE GAME AND GIVE BETA ACCESS TO THE GAME ALONG WITH IT! HOW DARE THEY MAKE SUCH AN AWESOEM PRODUCT THATS BOUND TO DO SOME FORM OF INNOVATING!! AND HOW DARE THEY, IN THEIR EFFORT TO SMITE US GAMERS AND OUR WALLETS, MAKE IT A F2P(B2P) TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE THEY PUT A FLIPPING COUNT DOWN TIMER ON THEIR HOME PAGE!!! THEY TEASE MORE THAN 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON WEBCAM!!!!

/RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE /RAGE

But seriously. Can't wait to play the beta this coming weekend. No NDA means that I'll be frapsing the whole thing and giving a tentative pre-release review. God, the amount of fapping that will occur between friday and sunday night will put kleenex and lotion companies out of business. Better stock up gentlemen because this weekend will be one to remember and one to ensure that you dont miss! But for those of you who are either lazy, poor, or just want to wait for release be sure to  check out my Videos and my fairly short write-up about the game.

-Cheers

Dawnstar

Lol.