TERA, Infomercial style!

Deron_Barak

This thread is for fun, please take it as such

 Do you have the smile and personality to sell TERA?

Well let's see it.  Get ready to take down that 1-800 number

 

Hi, Terilly Stayhs here for TERA.

 

 

Have you ever clinched behind the keyboard as if a runaway shopping cart was about to hit you?

 

 

Have you ever been kept from folding laundry, making a sandwich or working on a term paper while grouping?

 

 

Have you ever wondered whether the other people moving around you are actual people that you can do things with?

 

 

Try TERA! *big smile*

 

 

It groups, it solos and it groups while it solos.  10 years worth of MMO gaming has come together to rock your lid off and mail it to your grandma with a "sincerest condolences" card.  The best part is you can get it today!

 

 

 The secret is ancient Korean methods dating back tens of years.  What was once only available in lame, diluted trial sizes can now be yours for the cost of 49.99.

 

 

 But wait! As an added bonus we will include the guide, "Pwnin' noobs: A pink panda bear story" absolutely free!

 

 

 We're not done yet.  If you order in the next five minutes you will receive a special edition TERA wrist ointment dispenser.  Formed in the shape of an Argon Mother ship, push down on the force field ring after those trying first two weeks.  Ditching the clicking was never so soothing!

 

 

 Are you ready for revolutionary combat? Are you ready for Big,*beep*, Monsters!? Are you ready for some stone men, dragon men, furry men and washboard stomach'd men? And the ladies… *sly wink*

 

 

Order TERA today!

 

This product is not responsible for any damages due to extreme awesomeness.

rexzshadow

*orders 10 copy*