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Don't Die This BWE

OldManFunkOldManFunk Member Posts: 894
in Guild Wars 2

Just wanted to remind everyone playing the BWE that the human body requires water, food and sleep.

 

Don't die this weekend or else you'll miss out on the game's release!  image

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  • KanethKaneth Member RarePosts: 2,286

    I am having a vision of health warnings on video game boxes, "Please consult your physician before playing".

  • arctarusarctarus Member UncommonPosts: 2,581

    I'll be having an android app to watch my heartbeat.... anything wrong, doctor will be call :D

    RIP Orc Choppa

  • StrixMaximaStrixMaxima Member UncommonPosts: 865

    In the fields of war, only the weak seek sustenance. The real warrior dies in front of his magic mirror, of Thrombosis.

    All hail the circulatory system! Hail! Hail!

  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441
    Originally posted by OldManFunk

    Just wanted to remind everyone playing the BWE that the human body requires water, food and sleep.

    Don't die this weekend or else you'll miss out on the game's release!  image

    Phew, "All you need is love"... 

  • gaeanprayergaeanprayer Member UncommonPosts: 2,341

    I have a 42oz container of coffee, 6 pack of Dew, mini fridge with pre-made sandwiches and chips, and a clean empty bucket under my desk.

    I'm ready.

    "Forums aren't for intelligent discussion; they're for blow-hards with unwavering opinions."

  • ChingoChingo Member UncommonPosts: 128

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

  • StrixMaximaStrixMaxima Member UncommonPosts: 865
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

  • korat102korat102 Member Posts: 313

    I'll fall asleep long before anything like that happens...

  • IkedaIkeda Member RarePosts: 2,751
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Thanks, lol'd so hard woke my kid up from nap.  Totally worth it though.

  • ChingoChingo Member UncommonPosts: 128
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Yes she can. She can res me while I'm in the downed state! She's that good:)

  • StrixMaximaStrixMaxima Member UncommonPosts: 865
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Yes she can. She can res me while I'm in the downed state! She's that good:)

    I'll /bug her! She's completely OP, she'll ruin the game!

    That's why we can't have nice things in here...

  • cesmode8cesmode8 Member UncommonPosts: 431
    Originally posted by gaeanprayer

    I have a 42oz container of coffee, 6 pack of Dew, mini fridge with pre-made sandwiches and chips, and a clean empty bucket under my desk.

    I'm ready.

     

    You sir are my hero. Let me shake your hand.

    Although personally, Id sub out the mountain dew for a 6 pack of red bull(sugar free)

     

  • KrytycalKrytycal Member Posts: 520

    Humans have fought in wars for days with very little sleep and nothing but water. If you die from sitting around your house for a couple of days, shame on you.

  • ChingoChingo Member UncommonPosts: 128
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Yes she can. She can res me while I'm in the downed state! She's that good:)

    I'll /bug her! She's completely OP, she'll ruin the game!

    That's why we can't have nice things in here...

    They'll probably nerf her before the launch. Damn you Arenanet. Damn you!

  • Unknown
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Yes she can. She can res me while I'm in the downed state! She's that good:)

    I'll /bug her! She's completely OP, she'll ruin the game!

    That's why we can't have nice things in here...

    They'll probably nerf her before the launch. Damn you Arenanet. Damn you!

    ROFL, thank you both you made my day.

  • AdalwulffAdalwulff Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,152
    Originally posted by Delvie
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo
    Originally posted by StrixMaxima
    Originally posted by Chingo

    My wife's a trained nurse. I'm good to go.

    She can't save you here, because she's a dedicated healer. She's against the rules.

    Yes she can. She can res me while I'm in the downed state! She's that good:)

    I'll /bug her! She's completely OP, she'll ruin the game!

    That's why we can't have nice things in here...

    They'll probably nerf her before the launch. Damn you Arenanet. Damn you!

    ROFL, thank you both you made my day.

     

    Same here, Im laughing my arse off. When I read "she's completely OP" , I almost spilled my coffee.

    image
  • uidCausticuidCaustic Member Posts: 128
    Originally posted by OldManFunk

    Just wanted to remind everyone playing the BWE that the human body requires Vodka, Pizza and Sex.

     

    Don't die this weekend or else you'll miss out on the game's release!  image

    Fixed.

  • BananaSoupBananaSoup Member UncommonPosts: 180
    Originally posted by uidCaustic
    Originally posted by OldManFunk

    Just wanted to remind everyone playing the BWE that the human body requires Vodka, Pizza and Sex.

     

    Don't die this weekend or else you'll miss out on the game's release!  image

    Fixed.

    Pooolish Voda PWNS !!! xD

    http://forums.mmorpg.com/badge/anniversary-6
  • SathonysSathonys Member Posts: 58

    Got my Krups Beertender setup by the computer desk with a fresh Newcastle Mini Keg as well as a water machine and a mini fridge full of unhealthy goodness :)

  • uidCausticuidCaustic Member Posts: 128
    Originally posted by Sathonys

    Got my Krups Beertender setup by the computer desk with a fresh Newcastle Mini Keg as well as a water machine and a mini fridge full of unhealthy goodness :)

    Like. A. Boss.

  • uidCausticuidCaustic Member Posts: 128
    Originally posted by iFeelTremors
    Originally posted by uidCaustic
    Originally posted by OldManFunk

    Just wanted to remind everyone playing the BWE that the human body requires Vodka, Pizza and Sex.

     

    Don't die this weekend or else you'll miss out on the game's release!  image

    Fixed.

    My GF liked vodka more than me so i think it aint accurate what u r saying

     

    Edit: It is 1 month after i dumped her after 3 years of pain and i still can't recover....

    What does you consuming alcohol, pizza, and getting laid have to do you with your relationship decisions?  I said that's what you needed to survive... "girlfriend" isn't anywhere in that list.

  • negacrowbarnegacrowbar Member Posts: 149

    Sent my kid to his granma for the weekend, gave my gf all the loving she needed this morning, already hit up the dispensary for my medical marijauna, and phone is resting at the bottom of the toilet...

    If anyone disturbs me this damn weekend, I already have the shotgun loaded and the doors barricaded...there will be no zombies getting in, no hurricanes or tsunamis to stop me and...

    If god decides to take me this weekend, then I will seek my vengeance from Hell...

    So, I think I do yuo think I am ready to play?

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