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If this existed, would you play?
Garmalak
Member Posts: 38
I'm thinking of making this video game:
1. 2016:
It's the 2016 olympics in Rio. Suddenly, all the lights in the world turn off. Suddenly, nazis start pouring out of the shanty town, and on every channel, you see Obama (or whatever the new president will be) lying dead at Hitler's feet. Hitler is back. The tutorial is, your a random 19 year old who found a gun and is killing nazis.
But then, Hitler is starting to win the war. Then, in Berlin, in Hitler's office, a parachutist crashes through his window. He has long hair, sandals, and holes in his hands. And a tommy gun.
Jesus fights his way out of the building, trying to catch Hitler before he escapes. Finally, a boss battle ensues and Jesus kills Hitler.
2. 500 years A.C:
Robot space monkeys from the future suddenly teleport into King Arthurs throne room. They shoot him in the head and take Excalibur, and teleport back to the future.
3. 2017:
Jesus hears of this, and goes to the year 3000. He finds Excalibur, and uses it to cut down legions of cyborgs. Then, he returns to Earth, but in 2018.
4. 2018:
He finds earth at war once more. Ben Laden is back. He fights some more and then goes to kill Ben Laden. He also saves George Bush, who arrived on a magic flying donkey, but Ben Laden shot him. Jesus healed his wounds.
But Bush did not like that act, for Jesus did not save Peanuts, his donkey. So Bush hired the best mercenaries in the galaxy, people dare not say their names, they are referenced as the "You-know-who's" or for the more adventurous, the "Teletubbies". There are four. They each possess some kind of radar on their head, which is said to make seas rise, to burn entire galaxies, even to blind people if they stare at it for too long.
On their stomachs, they contain a television, which is used if they wish to communicated by webcam.
But their greatest weapon. People do not even mention it. Only God can say it's name without dieing on the spot. Noo Noo.
I will not even mention it's powers.
Well, Jesus can not beat the You-know-who's without help. He assembles a team of:
-Jack Sparrow
-Bubbles, the cybernetic cat
-Ian and Anthony, from "Smosh", video creators on youtube
But George Bush is not unprepared. He has followers too:
-Lord Spongebob
-Edward Cullen
-Count Bieber
They both fight, until Jack Sparrow beheads Bush and it all ends.
The last Survivor is Bieber. Jesus decides to turn him into a speck of dust and throws him in the air.
THE END
Would you play it?
1. 2016:
It's the 2016 olympics in Rio. Suddenly, all the lights in the world turn off. Suddenly, nazis start pouring out of the shanty town, and on every channel, you see Obama (or whatever the new president will be) lying dead at Hitler's feet. Hitler is back. The tutorial is, your a random 19 year old who found a gun and is killing nazis.
But then, Hitler is starting to win the war. Then, in Berlin, in Hitler's office, a parachutist crashes through his window. He has long hair, sandals, and holes in his hands. And a tommy gun.
Jesus fights his way out of the building, trying to catch Hitler before he escapes. Finally, a boss battle ensues and Jesus kills Hitler.
2. 500 years A.C:
Robot space monkeys from the future suddenly teleport into King Arthurs throne room. They shoot him in the head and take Excalibur, and teleport back to the future.
3. 2017:
Jesus hears of this, and goes to the year 3000. He finds Excalibur, and uses it to cut down legions of cyborgs. Then, he returns to Earth, but in 2018.
4. 2018:
He finds earth at war once more. Ben Laden is back. He fights some more and then goes to kill Ben Laden. He also saves George Bush, who arrived on a magic flying donkey, but Ben Laden shot him. Jesus healed his wounds.
But Bush did not like that act, for Jesus did not save Peanuts, his donkey. So Bush hired the best mercenaries in the galaxy, people dare not say their names, they are referenced as the "You-know-who's" or for the more adventurous, the "Teletubbies". There are four. They each possess some kind of radar on their head, which is said to make seas rise, to burn entire galaxies, even to blind people if they stare at it for too long.
On their stomachs, they contain a television, which is used if they wish to communicated by webcam.
But their greatest weapon. People do not even mention it. Only God can say it's name without dieing on the spot. Noo Noo.
I will not even mention it's powers.
Well, Jesus can not beat the You-know-who's without help. He assembles a team of:
-Jack Sparrow
-Bubbles, the cybernetic cat
-Ian and Anthony, from "Smosh", video creators on youtube
But George Bush is not unprepared. He has followers too:
-Lord Spongebob
-Edward Cullen
-Count Bieber
They both fight, until Jack Sparrow beheads Bush and it all ends.
The last Survivor is Bieber. Jesus decides to turn him into a speck of dust and throws him in the air.
THE END
Would you play it?
Comments
WTF (please don't ban me...)?????????????????????????
Just my 2 cents...
Don't worry, I know. Too awesome for words.
"Hitler Jesus Monkey Teletubbies Bieber Sparrow Ben Laden Spongebob: White Ops"
But, I'd be sued for copyright infringement
Unless I went to the makers of Teletubbies "Hello, I'd like to incorporate your characters, Tinky Winky Tipsy Lala and Po, as ruthless merciless bounty hunters under the employement of George Bush in my new game: "Hitler Jesus Monkey Teletubbies Bieber Sparrow Ben Laden Spongebob: White Ops"
Jesus, Cyborg, Bush, Obama, Bin laden, space monekys, HItler.....typical american.
as for your question? i would not play. way too much pot required to enjoy this game.
Are you high?? Seriously, how much weed did you smoke before writing that?
Have you seen the South Park episode with Towellie? Reminds me of that for some reason....
Edit: Although.......anything where I get to kill Justin Bieber cant all be bad
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Waiting for: Pathfinder Online