Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever
come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
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Lol. That's funny.
Let me see if I can find some gamer humor pics. ^^
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
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People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
how about this - its old, but ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kedjhnguKhc
Thast not good !....Here is good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw
Scared sleeping
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever
come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
how about this:
The egg and the chicken are sitting in the waiting room at psychiatrist office. Nurse came out and ask:
- So, who was here first?
- Fuck off!
i would say cleric and tank lev 80
How about this!
Bren
while(horse==dead)
{
beat();
}
how about a classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ
i love calvin's snowman strips
http://assets.amuniversal.com/6cd9cb902b5e01300649001dd8b71c47
Epic! XD
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
and one more classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE
i have to say i like this version a lot more than the original
This is my desktop.
how about this one?
Or was he?
Summoner geeks (original) is always fun, even today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaeAzTzU5xo
and something to listen to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lp3RhzfgI
No, silly, that's a REAL tank. Now this here is an mmo tank: