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  • TwoThreeFourTwoThreeFour Member UncommonPosts: 2,155
    Originally posted by Alamareth
    Originally posted by Tarand

    I believe there is a hide name feature in most MMos..

    And who`s to say that in that particular universe the normal names are what you consider to be stupid? immersion my ass:P 

    Personally i like the silly names much better then if everyone ran around named variations of  Windbrush sorrowsmith or whatever the fantasy theme tells you is the norm..

    I personally used a name that borrow some of the language conventions from A Song of Ice and Fire (aka Game of Thrones) and Wheel of Time.  It's not a total rip off though and I don't think many people even make the connections.

    Anyway, I agree with Tarand - silly name are not immersion breaking and are just fun to see.  What I can't stand are the blatant copies.

    At the end, even I succumbed to the silliness.  I do have a mostly naked female retainer named Peenbo Shagworthy.  Get over it.

    Speaking of retainers, I almost had a heart-attack when I realized that your retainer name is the name displayed in the market and not your character name XD. I really didn't expect that :P.

  • AlamarethAlamareth Member UncommonPosts: 570
    Originally posted by TwoThreeFour
    Originally posted by Alamareth
    Originally posted by Tarand

    I believe there is a hide name feature in most MMos..

    And who`s to say that in that particular universe the normal names are what you consider to be stupid? immersion my ass:P 

    Personally i like the silly names much better then if everyone ran around named variations of  Windbrush sorrowsmith or whatever the fantasy theme tells you is the norm..

    I personally used a name that borrow some of the language conventions from A Song of Ice and Fire (aka Game of Thrones) and Wheel of Time.  It's not a total rip off though and I don't think many people even make the connections.

    Anyway, I agree with Tarand - silly name are not immersion breaking and are just fun to see.  What I can't stand are the blatant copies.

    At the end, even I succumbed to the silliness.  I do have a mostly naked female retainer named Peenbo Shagworthy.  Get over it.

    Speaking of retainers, I almost had a heart-attack when I realized that your retainer name is the name displayed in the market and not your character name XD. I really didn't expect that :P.

     

    Peenbo only stocks the best of items.

  • ComafComaf Member UncommonPosts: 1,150
    Originally posted by Voqar

    So, I've been married 13 years, been on the planet considerably longer, and I would never to pretend to understand how the female mind works.  It's alien.  I'm a programmer and a logical person, but I do not understand female logic most of the time.

     

    Bye the same token, I cannot fathom the mentality of people who give their MMORPG characters the most idiotic names possible.  To me it screams "I am an idiot, hear me roar" or worse.  It's hard to even say the player is incredibly immature and inconsiderate of other players (as they destroy immersion and/or insult people).

     

    I just don't get it.

     

    FFXIV is FULL of people with really well named characters that fit the theme and setting.  And it's equally full of sheer garbage.  And I just don't get how you can give your character an incredibly stupid name or ripoff a celebrity name (especially a celebrity that's a scrub like say, Miley Cyrus - we have that on Ultros).

     

    Are people really this unoriginal and lacking for creativity and/or intellect?

     

    Since this is a P2P game, I expect better.  As in, I expect there to be a naming policy that's enforced.  Ole Yoshi doesn't care about AFKers though so I doubt he'll care about this either.  As long as the money piles up...why care, eh?

     

    I find it extra odd when developers don't care about their own product.  If I spent years and millions making game lore and content for a game I would not want to watch avatars named "toilet seat" running thru it spoiling it.  Money be damned.  I'd remove those players and spare the other players from the visual atrocities.

     

    I would like to have a "visual" /blacklist feature.  I don't want to read idiots in chat.  I also don't want to SEE idiots at all.  I'd like to put idiots with stupid names on "visual ignore" since I surely don't want to group with people who are advertising their low mental capacities and would rather just not even know they exist.  It's really unlikely that a winner that names their character "Boobs Mcslutbag" is going to even manage to dps without doing something stupid.

     

    Now some may say, "why care, it's just a game."  True.  But I value immersion and the game is more enjoyable to me when I don't have dood-ish nonsense in my face.  I don't want to be thinking, "wow, that person is an amazingly stupid person" when I see their avatar.

     

    So if YOU don't care, you could at least be considerate of people who DO care, and give your avatar a name that fits the game, lore, content.  Because you don't care, right?  Why antagonize when you could just use a name that'll never bother anybody.

    This is a cutsie cuddly type Asian anime' type game - I wouldn't expect less.

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  • MaxisDBMaxisDB Member UncommonPosts: 78
    Originally posted by Arskaaa

    Meow Meow

    Square enix

    Legacy born

    Pat Fenis

    Dig Bick

    Zxzz zxz

    Thouse names come mind first.

    I saw a new variation of some of those names the other day. Mike Hawkslong.. I'm normally the kinda person that can't stand stupid names like that, but it actually gave me a laugh. 

  • bartoni33bartoni33 Member RarePosts: 2,044
    Originally posted by Alders

    It's a hobby of mine to screenshot terrible names in every MMO i happen to participate in.

    It irritates the fuck out of me that people don't care enough to come up with something at least not idiotic.

    My collection so far for FFXIV: https://plus.google.com/photos/115223856400729092759/albums/5913567993868580881

    Wow you hate bad names so much you created a collection of them? That's... weird.

    You caught a lot it looks like. The one with Keanu Reeves, Wutang Clan and Ald Solo must have really pissed you off! 3 stupid names meeting at one bridge. What server are you on? I'm on Midgardsomr or however it's spelled. I have seen quite a few bad names there as well.

    Bartoni's Law definition: As an Internet discussion grows volatile, the probability of a comparison involving Donald Trump approaches 1.


  • NagelRitterNagelRitter Member Posts: 607

    I'm not a fan of obviously stupid names, but you're named Ald Solo...

    Originally posted by NBlitz

    You can always just play the bingo version of it.

    Tbh, between references and random button mashing, you basically included all names in existence, so I wonder what kind of name you have, exactly, that doesn't fit into either of the two categories?

    Favorite MMO: Vanilla WoW
    Currently playing: GW2, EVE
    Excited for: Wildstar, maybe?

  • RoinRoin Member RarePosts: 3,444
    I saw someone named: Tess Tickles. At first I didn't think anything of it until I read it again. Testicles, I admit I laughed a little about it, but don't think it's really a good name.

    In War - Victory.
    In Peace - Vigilance.
    In Death - Sacrifice.

  • Kaynos1972Kaynos1972 Member Posts: 2,316
    On my server i saw Toilet Seat and Toyota Supra.... 
  • DSWBeefDSWBeef Member UncommonPosts: 789
    On hyperion theres someone named Brofistswagyolo swag. I think I lost some IQ points just seeing the name.

    Playing: FFXIV, DnL, and World of Warships
    Waiting on: Ashes of Creation

  • nerovipus32nerovipus32 Member Posts: 2,735
    IS there anything that doesn't upset mmorpg players?
  • MawneeMawnee Member UncommonPosts: 247
    A few gems I've seen

    Zero fuchsgivn
    Heywood Jablowme(really....)
    Internet Explorer
    Super Nintendo

    And one annoyance is I've seen like 2 dozen "Asuna" so far. I love sword art too...but come on be original.
  • DecimanDeciman Member Posts: 101
    Originally posted by nerovipus32
    IS there anything that doesn't upset mmorpg players?

    apparently we are lacking a thread complaining about people with overly thought out names and superiority complexes...who expects people to really care about their name but no one notices so they have to bring it up themselves.

     

  • AldersAlders Member RarePosts: 2,207
    Originally posted by DSWBeef
    On hyperion theres someone named Brofistswagyolo swag. I think I lost some IQ points just seeing the name.

    He's on my server as well, though I've somehow missed grabbing a screenshot.

  • JeffSpicoliJeffSpicoli Member EpicPosts: 2,849

    I named my character "Farts McGiggles" :)

     

    • Aloha Mr Hand ! 

  • JeffSpicoliJeffSpicoli Member EpicPosts: 2,849
    OP Thank you for this thread!!! I have gotten so many good ideas for future names!!!!
    • Aloha Mr Hand ! 

  • SuperXero89SuperXero89 Member UncommonPosts: 2,551
    Sometimes I do it just to piss off anal retentive mouth breathers.
  • darthadendarthaden Member Posts: 47
    How about some of these FC names. Took me till lvl 20 to find one with a reasonable name. Would gave just made my own but none of my friends have bought the game yet
  • tommygunzIItommygunzII Member Posts: 321

    I couldn't stand the design choice of huge blue names over everyone's head like other MMO's. This is fixed by going to character configuration and turning display name plates to minimal. Not only does it make the game look much more clear it hides the names (unless in a party or you highlight them) try it out, it's very nice.

    I'm also not a fan of silly names but they make me laugh. My favorite names on Ultros silly or not has to be Hung Liketaru and Orcish Grappler (Lalafell) :D

  • ElboneElbone Member UncommonPosts: 87
    Named mine Legal Jailbait, sorry OP,  I hope we can still be friends.
  • FoomerangFoomerang Member UncommonPosts: 5,628

    Yeah I just turned the name plates off. makes the game look a lot better anyway.

  • Wraith0Wraith0 Member UncommonPosts: 46
    For many years it was my great pleasure to hunt down and kill players using Drizzt Do'Urden, Raistlin or other D&D names from those classic books.
  • FlyByKnightFlyByKnight Member EpicPosts: 3,967

    Those are actually creative names guys.  The dumbest  I've seen was "Ballz Sweat" on Goblin.

     

    So is it too soon to start talking about P2P vs F2P and the myths of being free of Yolo Basedswag and Werrrnzz Werrrnzer the gold seller?

    "As far as the forum code of conduct, I would think it's a bit outdated and in need of a refre *CLOSED*" 

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