FFXI poem for all to read!

fraudemonax

I just had a prosaic flashback from my college days... and here it goes:

 

Leaping Lizzy

 

Oh dreadful teardrop shaped brown thing with legs and claws

I seek you like I seek the ambrosia of the gods

please let me wide scan you before all these jaded competetors-

that sit here on this mound in great anticipation like me

oh what good is this treasure finder II if I can never use it

here amoungst the scores of people who are likewise equiped

and when I spot you my boomerang is drawn and ready

but I dare you, if you drop that stupid lizzard skin one more time

or an egg

I shall desecrate your corpse with unspeakable fervor

with firaga

gosh darn, thats it, I can't wait yet a second longer on this desert plain

I guess I can go do the emperor now instead

 

 

 

anarchyart

Hehe, did you say Prosaic or Prozak flashback