Dem Skorpion Boyz

Morgrot

Oi! One o' my ladz told me you stinkin' humies actually read dese fings, so I'z reckon I'd make a proposition. Now, me an' me boyz, we'z lookin' forwerd to dis 'ere Krusade but we only fight da best o' da best. Dem pointy 'eadz... dey ain't da best unless dey bring dere aspekt boyz, an' I reckon dere's one group o' dese boyz who'z skrappier den da rest. Skorpions dey call 'em. 

 

Dese aspekt boyz got choppy in one hand an' dakka in da other, but decided dat wazn't enough dakka so dey put dakka on dere face n' deyz use dis dakka when dey get choppy. Da skorpion boss can take a power klaw or an 'uge choppa (wot's choppier den what orkses got) or a pair of super extra choppy choppas. And since da skorpion boss is da boss, he'z got 'iz dead choppy power klaw and finks "I'z gotta be shootier too", and stuck a bit of dakka on!

 

And dere dakka? It shootz choppy discs! Dakka while choppy, choppy shoota dakka. Finkin' about dis make an ork's 'ead explode. Pointy 'ead shootaz don't got range like a propa ork shoota though, so da orkz still da best. 

 

But dese skorpion boyz, dey'z brutally kunnin' an' real slippery and sneaky like, but kunningly brutal on account of dey do dis in dead 'ard 'eavy armor. Sneakin' in 'eavy armor, all da other gitz is like "we'z gotta strip down to be slippery like". Beakiez do dis, 'umies do dis, even orkses do dis. But pointy 'eadz is all like "You'z stupid, dats why you'z monkeyz. I'z puttin' on 'eavy armor, I'z gonna stomp through da jungle and chainsaw you'z all slippery like. And if you'z look at me funny, dakka comes outta my face." 

 

And da skorpion big boss travels around the galaxy lookin' fer a scrap, with his extra shooty dakka face which makes him 33% more choppy an' he'z got extra 'eavy armor but itz extra flashy so he can run in it and be even more sneaky and slippery. 

 

I 'ad one o' my boyz draw you'z stinkin' 'umies a picture to get it through yer thick 'eadz in case ya didn't get wot I wuz sayin'.

So back to da proposition I wuz talkin' about. I reckon if me an' my boyz don't get ta fight dese 'ere Skorpions, we'z gonna stomp da lot of ya'z. 

 

-Orkz

Electro057

I have only one question....What's a Gubbius? 

Morgrot

Originally posted by Electro057
I have only one question....What's a Gubbius? 

I reckon dat sez gubbinz, you 'ard o' sight?

Electro057

Originally posted by Morgrot

Originally posted by Electro057
I have only one question....What's a Gubbius? 

I reckon dat sez gubbinz, you 'ard o' sight?

Alrighty, alrighty.....What's a gubbinz?

Morgrot

Originally posted by Electro057

Originally posted by Morgrot

Originally posted by Electro057
I have only one question....What's a Gubbius? 

I reckon dat sez gubbinz, you 'ard o' sight?

Alrighty, alrighty.....What's a gubbinz?

 

Wot'z a gubbinz?! I ain't never... Gubbinz is wot ya muck about wit, it'z ya bitz

 

Next you'z gonna ask me wot a dakka iz...

BeerSamurai

Originally posted by Electro057

Originally posted by Morgrot

Originally posted by Electro057
I have only one question....What's a Gubbius? 

I reckon dat sez gubbinz, you 'ard o' sight?

Alrighty, alrighty.....What's a gubbinz?

Gubbinz: Noun; Any extra bits that that an ork doesn't have a clear name for but is certain is essential to the function of another device.
 example: skulls and pointy bits on a tank.  Drawing glyphs or slabs of metal and pounding them on to the side of a gun to make it harder to steal.  Holes in a gas line in case the pilot gets thirsty, etc.

Savij

hahahaha thanks for the good laugh xD

all my workmates are looking at me cause i laugh so loud^^

 

what is dakka btw? ;D

BeerSamurai

Dakka: an all-emcompassing term for shooting ammunition.  Dakka refers to the ammo a gun fires, the sound it makes when firing its ammo, the rate it fires ammo, how many barrels are firing ammo, and whether or not the ammo explodes, preferably after it has left the gun.  Also refers to how long an ork can hold down the trigger before he has to reload, something orks hate to do. 

 

There is never enough dakka for an ork because enough would imply the amount of dakka is more than too little dakka(which it always is) and less than too much dakka(which is just crazy talk). 

 

This?

 

Still not enough dakka.

Originally posted by Morgrot
Stuff wot soundz real unorky!

Wot iz you talkin' bout?!  Dem pointy earz iz weak!  Ya smakk em too 'ard and da gits just fall apart.  Dem Skorpion Boyz might be more orky den da uva pointy earz but dey iz still pointy earz.  Becauze dey iz pointy earz, all dem gubbinz and killy bitz don't mean a squig'z fart!

GitzStompa

Wot are ye gitz doin' aroun' 'ere finkin' abou' somefin' like diz?

Remembah da orky lawz ye gitz:

I fink . .YE IZ MUCKIN' ABOUT!

Morgrot

Originally posted by BeerSamurai

Originally posted by Morgrot
Stuff wot soundz real unorky!

Wot iz you talkin' bout?!  Dem pointy earz iz weak!  Ya smakk em too 'ard and da gits just fall apart.  Dem Skorpion Boyz might be more orky den da uva pointy earz but dey iz still pointy earz.  Becauze dey iz pointy earz, all dem gubbinz and killy bitz don't mean a squig'z fart!

 

If dakka wot shootz outta a gitz face while he'z choppin' ain't worf a squig'z fart den I don't know wot to fink anymore