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A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.
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It's truth, funny or not.
A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.
Starting threads to troll now? Wonder how long this stays open...
Well, truth being subjective and all, I still would rather have had some levity. These argument thread on which game is this or that because of this or that gets tedious and repetitive. Not saying you have nothing new to bring to the table..just not in this one.
This ^^^^^
+1
I was sincerely hoping this would be heralding The Stick of Truth as the Messiah game.
(Tired brain saw the title and the front page image :P)
OnTopic though: It's a negative viewpoint to come at it from... but even sadder that it's probably warranted too... I personally loved the beta tests (more so than previously hyped games) and still think that if AVAVA doesn't hold me this will end up like every other MMO.
I, however, don't think this is solely the fault of the games but us, the consumer just as much.
In before they close yet another troll post!
Meh.... what's up Doc
"Be water my friend" - Bruce Lee
OP.
Go play one of them sandbox mmos...they are soooooo fun. Yeah.
The story is what is so good about the game and the series for that matter.
A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.
If it's not broken, you are not innovating.
started out interested in what you had to say...
then realized mid-way the whole thing was sarcasm...
then realized it was neither funny nor an accurate representation of the game.