Read this if your bored!

Phrequency · June 2005

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So, there's this boy, and its his 1st birthday, for some reason he already knows how to talk, so his dad asks him, "Son, what do you want for your birthday", the son goes, "daddy, I want 100 red ping pong balls", and the dad goes and buys him the 100 red ping pong balls.
The next year on his birthday, his dad goes to him and goes, "Son, it's your second birthday, what do you want for your birthday. The boy goes, "Dad, I want 200 red ping pong balls". SO the dad goes and gets his son 200 red ping pong balls.
Third birthday son asks his father for 300 red ping pong balls, 4th birthday, son asks him for 400 red ping pong balls.
On his 5th birthday, the dad goes to his son and goes, "Son, you're 5 now, half a decade years old, what would you like as a present", the son says, "dad i juss want 500 red ping pong balls''. The dad is weirded out but he buys the balls anyways.
Sixth birthday, son asks for 600 red ping pong balls, seventh birthday son asks for 700 red ping pong balls, eigth birthday, son asks for 800 red ping pong balls, ninth birthday son asks for 900 red ping pong balls.
So, then its the boy's tenth birthday, the dad's all ecstatic and happy, he goes, "SON! Its you're tenth birthday!! You've been living for a decade, you prolly want something special this time around, so what do you want" The boy replies, "Dad...I juss want 1000 red ping pong balls. The dad is bewildered but he buys the balls anyways.
Eleventh Birthday, the son asks for 1100 red ping pong balls!
So, its the boys twelveth birthday, his dad comes up to him and asks, son, you're 12, you can finally eat off the adult menu, lets go to a restaurant and celebrate! The boy says, "No dad, all i want is 1200 red ping pong balls" The dad answers back, "Okay son...if that's what you want."
The boy turns 13, he asks for 1300 red ping pong balls, he turns 14, asks for 1400 red ping pong balls, turns 15, he asks for 1500 red ping pong balls.
AND THEN the boy is on his 16th birthday. His dad is soo happy, he plans to buy him a brand new car to go with his license. So they go to the dealership but then the boy says, "Dad wait...I don't want a car, I JUST want 1600 red ping pong balls". "But son, this is a CAR! Are you sure?" The boy nods and the dad goes off to buy him his ping pong balls.
The boy turns 17 and asks for 1700 red ping pong balls.
It's the boy's 18th birthday. And the father goes, "Son, you're now a man, you've finally are all grown up, lets go gamble and bet some at the racing track. The dad starts walking along but the boy doesnt move. "Dad, you know all I want are 1800 red ping pong balls". The dad is getting aggravated but he obeys his son's wish and buys him the ping pong balls.
The boy turns 19, he ONLY wants 1900 red ping pong balls, he turns 20 and wants 2000 red ping pong balls...
Now the boy is on his 21st birthday, he's puffing on a cigarette when his dad comes to him, "Son, you're 21 now, you can drink alcohol and gamble, lets go to vegas!" The boy says, "NO DAD, I just want 2100 red ping pong balls." The dad is amazed...but it IS his son's birthday so he buys him the ping pong balls.
(Phrequency Note: Okay i'm tired of writing stories for some of the years soo I'll shorten it a bit..)
He turns 22, asks for 2200 red ping pong balls, he turns 23 he asks for 2300 red ping pong balls, he turns 24, he asks for 2400 red ping pong balls, he turns 25 then 26, naturally he asks for 2500 red ping pong balls and then 2600 red ping pong balls, he then turns 27 and asks for 2700 RED ping pong balls!
Now the boy is turning 28, he's sipping his Coors Light while holding a cigarette in his hand. His dad comes over and says, "son you really should stop drinking, how bout you and me go to a nice restaurant and have a feast" The boy says, "no thanks dad, i rather just stay here, i only want 2800 red ping pong balls" The dad cant take it anymore but he obeys his sons wishes and buys him the balls.
The boy is on his 29th birthday, still with a beer in his hands, he's hacking and coughing when his dad comes over. "Son, you're ruining your life by juss drinking like this, i came here to give you this card" The son throws the card away and goes, "DAD! I only want 2900 red ping pong balls" And as before, the dad juss leaves and gets him the balls.
So now, the boy is on his 30th birthday. He's lying down on his bed ready to die, because of all the cigarettes and alcohol he's been abusing. His dad rushes over to get a last glimpse of his loved son. "Son, I know you don't have that much time left, but is there anything I can do for you ebfore you go" The boy goes, "Dad...yea...please get me...3000 red ping pong balls." The dad then says, "Okay son, if thats you're last wish, then I will fulfill it...but tell me one last thing before you pass on; every year you asked for red ping pong balls, you HAVE to tell me what you did with them?!"