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  • LastSpartanLastSpartan Member Posts: 87



    Originally posted by DrSaw

    I'm 31, and I have a medical doctoral degree and two masters degrees. I wear a long-white labcoat with a stethoscope around my neck. I work 30 hour shifts and "run codes" practically every night. I am always bringing people back from the dead with my medical weaponry (electricity and medications). I bring people out of respiratory failure, congestive heart failure, and septic shock. Everyone calls me "doctor" and most old ladies I take care of try to hook me up with their young granddaughters. I have the most drop-dead gorgeous fiance a man could ask for. And I also play WoW in my freetime.
    Sorry pal, but I am seriously, seriously cool.
    DrSaw.



    I couldn't really tell so I'm gonna ask. Your joking right? Do you think Donald Trump is cool too?
  • LastSpartanLastSpartan Member Posts: 87



    Originally posted by Doomsayer

    Sorry guys, the fact that you even RESPONDED to what I wrote, or even continued to read this thread, means....you got it...you're a dork.
    Just like me.



    You don't decide who is a dork only us cool people can do that.image
  • j-monsterj-monster Member Posts: 1,060

    Enh, im a geek.

    But im a geek who has wonderful friends and a beautiful girlfriend.

    I win at life.


  • Originally posted by Imperatorian
    Originally posted by Doomsayer
    NEWSFLASH: None of us are cool!
    If you think you are cool, you are just living in denial.
    If you know you are cool, see the above statement.
    We are all nerds, geeks, dorks, etc. I don't care if you are a 6'5, 275 lb tower of muscle who can rewrite all the record books in any sport. You play these games? DORK!
    Curt Schilling plays EQ2...he helped lead Boston to end the decadse of drought, and brin the curse of the bambino to a close for the Red Sox. He's one of the premiere pitchers in baseball and probably a first ballot hall of famer. He does what? Plays a MMORPG? DORK!
    The goverment should find out who we all are and BRAND us across our foreheads. MMORPG DORK!
    Accept this.


    Newsflash:

    Who decides what being cool is? I think nerds and geeks are cool, and I think of all jocks and sluts as mindless slaves of fashion.



    You are my hero. Seriosuly.

    Guys I am a nerd, dork, geek, whatever. And I know many other people who are these things, and they make about $20,000+ more per year than the jocks, sluts, preps, punks and so forth. And personally, I like being a nerd.

  • j-monsterj-monster Member Posts: 1,060



    Originally posted by soad_nathan




    Originally posted by Imperatorian



    Originally posted by Doomsayer
    NEWSFLASH: None of us are cool!
    If you think you are cool, you are just living in denial.
    If you know you are cool, see the above statement.
    We are all nerds, geeks, dorks, etc. I don't care if you are a 6'5, 275 lb tower of muscle who can rewrite all the record books in any sport. You play these games? DORK!
    Curt Schilling plays EQ2...he helped lead Boston to end the decadse of drought, and brin the curse of the bambino to a close for the Red Sox. He's one of the premiere pitchers in baseball and probably a first ballot hall of famer. He does what? Plays a MMORPG? DORK!
    The goverment should find out who we all are and BRAND us across our foreheads. MMORPG DORK!
    Accept this.



    Newsflash:

    Who decides what being cool is? I think nerds and geeks are cool, and I think of all jocks and sluts as mindless slaves of fashion.



    You are my hero. Seriosuly.

    Guys I am a nerd, dork, geek, whatever. And I know many other people who are these things, and they make about $20,000+ more per year than the jocks, sluts, preps, punks and so forth. And personally, I like being a nerd.



    I like being a geek to.

    But who says that ebing a geek means you have to stay indoors never sleep and play video games all day?

  • JohnarkJohnark Member Posts: 901



    Originally posted by Doomsayer

    NEWSFLASH: None of us are cool!
    If you think you are cool, you are just living in denial.
    If you know you are cool, see the above statement.
    We are all nerds, geeks, dorks, etc. I don't care if you are a 6'5, 275 lb tower of muscle who can rewrite all the record books in any sport. You play these games? DORK!
    The goverment should find out who we all are and BRAND us across our foreheads. MMORPG DORK!
    Accept this.



    Finally someone that's thinking straight!  Yes it's true... you play MMORPGs, you spend all your time inside a virtual world rather than going out, you are a dork!  I hate these MMORPGs that go around feeling insulted when they are called a nerd or a dork in-game. 

    They say crap like "I'm not a nerd! I'm a metalhead that plays video games! I beat up nerds at school for fun."

    Face it buddy, you play computer games LIKE A NERD, so you are one.  Join the club!  Nothing wrong with being a nerd.  I'd rather be playing video games.  When I was not playing video games, I was getting drunk killing my liver or taking drugs killing my brain.  Now I'm just sitting in front of a PC improving my reflexes. lol

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  • gargantroogargantroo Member Posts: 1,477

    This thread is a joke. Look at that sentence
    "I can spel quite well"
    or whatever.
    His spelling is decent for the internet, and he mispelled the word "spell"?
    Trust me, he's joking.
    You guys need to chill out.


    i play on australian servers because racism is acceptable there
  • gargantroogargantroo Member Posts: 1,477


    Originally posted by Johnark
    Finally someone that's thinking straight! Yes it's true... you play MMORPGs, you spend all your time inside a virtual world rather than going out, you are a dork! I hate these MMORPGs that go around feeling insulted when they are called a nerd or a dork in-game.
    They say crap like "I'm not a nerd! I'm a metalhead that plays video games! I beat up nerds at school for fun."
    Face it buddy, you play computer games LIKE A NERD, so you are one. Join the club! Nothing wrong with being a nerd. I'd rather be playing video games. When I was not playing video games, I was getting drunk killing my liver or taking drugs killing my brain. Now I'm just sitting in front of a PC improving my reflexes. lol

    I hate to say it, but not all gamers are dorks. There are lots of closet geeks! Besides, do you go to school and inform everyone that you play Everquest 2? I don't think so. I don't DENY it when people ask me, but the majority of my conversations at school are typical adolescent conversations about sex, burning orphans or music.
    The people who know I play World of Warcraft don't really care. I'm not saying I'm a huge jock that eats geeks but I do have a life other than MMORPGs.
    Also, WoW appeals to a mixed audience, like Halo. 25% are hardcore WoW fans and the other people are mixed social groups.


    i play on australian servers because racism is acceptable there
  • LanmoragonLanmoragon Member Posts: 994

    I guess im kinda a closet nerd...safe to come out now?

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I agree with gargantroo. Not all gamers are dorks.

    *edit*

    tanktastic, i suggest you go to a bar or local nightclub and try to get your self esteem. You got to get up, get out and be open.

     

    What have you been doing the last 20 years of your life?

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  • gargantroogargantroo Member Posts: 1,477


    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
    I agree with gargantroo. Not all gamers are dorks.
    *edit*
    tanktastic, i suggest you go to a bar or local nightclub and try to get your self esteem. You got to get up, get out and be open.

    What have you been doing the last 20 years of your life?

    He's been making humorous posts on MMORPG.com that people take seriously :P
    I mean, I do it all the time.
    Read my post "WoW addiction". It CAN happen, but his post is blown WAAYYY to out-of-proportion to be taken seriously.


    i play on australian servers because racism is acceptable there
  • toeblasttoeblast Member Posts: 11

    Funny guy!

    This was ment to entertain us right? I hope this wasnt a serious topic :O And BTW, i have seen some "wow girlfriends" the time i spent ingame, and 1 of them was a shemale(seriouse). So go buy a fleshlight, it will probably work better then a shemale wow girlfriend!

    You are all noobs!

  • CactusmanXCactusmanX Member Posts: 2,218
    Thats really unfair calling all gamers nerds and dorks, I for one am a loser, not a dork or nerd just a helpless loser.image

    Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit

  • ultima_minerultima_miner Member Posts: 120
    lol garantroo was the shemale you saw in stormwind? i made fun of him/her and it told me it was gonna come to my house and kill me lol. server was bleeding hollow right?
  • thelawoflogicthelawoflogic Member UncommonPosts: 788
    hoe getting a life?
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