For the Upcoming Steam Summer Sale

Snakex

Hello Steam Sale, my old friend

I've come to spend money again

Because a discount softly creeping

Left its 75% off while I was gaming

And the Steam Sale that was planted in my brain

Still empties my wallet with the sound of Steam Summer Sale

In restless games I walked alone

Narrow streets of indie-games

'Neath the halo of Greenlight

I turned my wallet to the cold and empty

When my eyes saw Steams catalog

By the flash of a Flashsale

That split the my wallet into two

And touched the sound of Steam Summer Sale

And in my nakedness I saw

Ten thousand games, maybe more

People buying without knowing

People spending without reason

People buying games

These games no one ever knew

And no one dare

Disturb the sound of Steam Summer Sale

"Fools, " said I, "you do not know Summer Sale like a cancer grows

Hear my words that I might teach you

Take your wallets away so that they do not reach you

But my words like silent raindrops fell

And echoed in the empty wallets of many

And the people buyed and played

To the neon Steam God they made

And the sign flashed out its warning

And the words that it was forming

And the sign said, "Your bank account is fucking empty, stop buying useless ass fucking games"

And whispered in the sound of Steam Summer Sale

LumiLumi

Please be everything on my wishlist at 75% off 

Grunty

Eadan1 said:

I wouldn't listen to these lyrics unless they were %75 off.

I stopped listening when I heard that male whine that passes for pop rock nowadays.

Dagon13

80% or bust.  Seriously though, steam has ruined me.