Read: My original Xmas LOL

Ataaka · November 2016

Twas the night before the apocalypse when all the through the town

People got up from their graves and started moving around

Me in my camo and finger on the trigger

I arose from my bed to get something bigger

When out on the lawn there rang such a clatter

They came to my house to break and shatter

I opened the window and threw out the sash

I saw Jim the mechanic with a huge facial gash

the cool night air was filled with a smell

the undead were walking from the gates of hell

up through the attic to the roof with care

I uncovered my fifty mounted up there

tracers covered the tip of each deadly shell

I welded the stock and buckled down the well

out of the barrels the rounds did pour

I loaded another clip and shot some more

pleased with my work I turned off the light

I yelled through the air 'and to all a good night'

Happy Holidays!

Ataaka

-because the last man standing just might be a woman.

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