"Junkrat is in lingerie", is the appropriate answer. And what's with all the hate for Bastion?
Pardon any spelling errors
Konfess your cyns and some maybe forgiven Boy: Why can't I talk to Him? Mom: We don't talk to Priests. As if it could exist, without being payed for. F2P means you get what you paid for. Pay nothing, get nothing. Even telemarketers wouldn't think that. It costs money to play. Therefore P2W.
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Never forget 3 mile Island and never trust a government official or company spokesman.
If you mean UT, Epic did nothing of that sort. UT plays different from *hero* shooters. Now if you said Valve, thats something else. They indeed did it (nearly) 20 years ago
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life, I'll Amass an army, and we'll harness a horde And then we'll limp across the land until we stand at the shore
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Are u high or something? Yes he is popular enough for the Overwatch community. Everyone loves him. [mod edit]
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Are u high or something? Yes he is popular enough for the Overwatch community. Everyone loves him. [mod edit]
Best to ignore or laugh at the bitter uncle owen that refuses to adapt to a changing market.
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
[mod edit]
Nah, I doubt that. He just playing smart (even though he's not), plain and simple. :chuffed:
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When you don't want the truth, you will make up your own truth.
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Are u high or something? Yes he is popular enough for the Overwatch community. Everyone loves him. This video is not for an ignorant blind hater like you.
Best to ignore or laugh at the bitter uncle owen that refuses to adapt to a changing market.
Pro Tip: Say "cash shop" and watch him start foaming at the mouth.
If you mean UT, Epic did nothing of that sort. UT plays different from *hero* shooters. Now if you said Valve, thats something else. They indeed did it (nearly) 20 years ago
Technically it was over 20 years ago if you include Quakeworld Team Fortress Most people either forgot or don't know about that version though. (1996ish)
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Are u high or something? Yes he is popular enough for the Overwatch community. Everyone loves him. [mod edit]
Love it.. Kaplan really is a great dev in my opinion.. I think more devs should have an equal passion for their game and a sense of humor about it all..
..because we're gamers, damn it!! - William Massachusetts (Log Horizon)
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
I disagree.
Finally! I though you two were brothers or something ..
Reporter: What's behind Blizzard success, and how do you make your gamers happy? Blizzard Boss: Making gamers happy is not my concern, making money.. yes!
Not one comment about Widowmakers rear end? What is going on over at IGN? Has the site/forum been taken over by women and 10 year olds? I am going over there to place the following comment:
"Who did you model Widowmakers rear end from and can I have her phone number?"
LOL
"Sean (Murray) saying MP will be in the game is not remotely close to evidence that at the point of purchase people thought there was MP in the game." - SEANMCAD
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Please tell me this was satirical...
Yes, Jeff Kaplan is fairly popular among the OW community (although Dinoflask probably helped).
The maps are actually designed quite well, and the variety of heroes allow teams to adapt fairly easily to the changing situations (choke points, etc).
Also, you rail on about a "Cash Shop" , which leads me to believe you actually have not played Overwatch. The only item sold in Overwatch are the lootboxes (which rewards cosmetic items), which can be gained for free by playing the game, and there's no cash-exclusive content... I mean, can we even call this a cash shop? Is there really a reason to criticize it when it provides no bonuses and you can acquire all cosmetic items for free just by playing the game?
I mean seriously, are you just hating on OW because it's a Blizzard game? Because there is absolutely no reasonable criticism in your post. You're just throwing shit at the wall hoping it sticks.
Makes me wonder why Kaplan actually thinks he is popular enough that we want to listen to him try to be smart?
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
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Boy: Why can't I talk to Him?
Mom: We don't talk to Priests.
As if it could exist, without being payed for.
F2P means you get what you paid for. Pay nothing, get nothing.
Even telemarketers wouldn't think that.
It costs money to play. Therefore P2W.
~~ postlarval ~~
As to the OW game,Epic already did this whole idea 20 years ago "a little late there blizz" only OW is like the half assed effort.Difference being NO TOOLS,NO modding community,NO game engine editor,NO single player game,yeah a half assed effort.
So they added heroes, a way over used theme by Blizzard but it supports a cash shop nicely.
NOBODY at Blizzard seems to know how to generate really good pvp maps,like pro rated maps nor do they have the proper ful array in the design to support the best possible pvp,just heroes and average maps.
IF OW allowed all skills to be available to each player,it would have improved the game 25% but you can't support a cash shop that way,,good job Blizzard,marketing 101,hope you pay your marketing team big dollars to do the obvious lol, but your game is sub par.
Bottom line,good thing they pay you the big bucks Kaplan because w/o the Blizzard brand behind you,you would be seeking employment elsewhere.
Never forget 3 mile Island and never trust a government official or company spokesman.
Godfred's Tomb Trailer: https://youtu.be/-nsXGddj_4w
Original Skyrim: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/109547
Serph toze kindly has started a walk-through. https://youtu.be/UIelCK-lldo
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life, I'll
Amass an army, and we'll harness a horde
And then we'll limp across the land until we stand at the shore
Are u high or something? Yes he is popular enough for the Overwatch community. Everyone loves him. [mod edit]
I disagree.
Best to ignore or laugh at the bitter uncle owen that refuses to adapt to a changing market.
I'm a MUDder. I play MUDs.
Current: Dragonrealms
Nah, I doubt that. He just playing smart (even though he's not), plain and simple. :chuffed:
When you don't want the truth, you will make up your own truth.
Ronald_the_McDonald, 2017
When you don't want the truth, you will make up your own truth.
Pro Tip: Say "cash shop" and watch him start foaming at the mouth.
~~ postlarval ~~
Technically it was over 20 years ago if you include Quakeworld Team Fortress Most people either forgot or don't know about that version though. (1996ish)
he's special
..because we're gamers, damn it!! - William Massachusetts (Log Horizon)
Finally! I though you two were brothers or something ..
Reporter: What's behind Blizzard success, and how do you make your gamers happy?
Blizzard Boss: Making gamers happy is not my concern, making money.. yes!
"Who did you model Widowmakers rear end from and can I have her phone number?"
LOL
Please tell me this was satirical...
Yes, Jeff Kaplan is fairly popular among the OW community (although Dinoflask probably helped).
The maps are actually designed quite well, and the variety of heroes allow teams to adapt fairly easily to the changing situations (choke points, etc).
Also, you rail on about a "Cash Shop" , which leads me to believe you actually have not played Overwatch. The only item sold in Overwatch are the lootboxes (which rewards cosmetic items), which can be gained for free by playing the game, and there's no cash-exclusive content... I mean, can we even call this a cash shop? Is there really a reason to criticize it when it provides no bonuses and you can acquire all cosmetic items for free just by playing the game?
I mean seriously, are you just hating on OW because it's a Blizzard game? Because there is absolutely no reasonable criticism in your post. You're just throwing shit at the wall hoping it sticks.
I disagree as well. Good day to you.
-Verenath-