So when I logged in, I noticed I had 1337 notifications. For a moment felt SO LEET ! LOL
... but then I looked again and its actually 1387 notifications. ... damn !
(If you dont understand the thread: 1337 = leet, with "leet" being something like "cool" etc, that was once a thing among geeks, like 20 years ago)
Btw no idea why anyone would notify me anything, I never care about notifications. I'll find what interest me on my own, thank you very much !