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pipidipipidi Member Posts: 10

hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways

because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off

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  • burningattaburningatta Member Posts: 194
    dude i couldnt under stand a frikin thing you said.

    remember, a very wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

  • milhoan6milhoan6 Member CommonPosts: 580



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    That's nice.image
  • CactusmanXCactusmanX Member Posts: 2,218

    The lack of punctuation makes it more chaotic because everyone talks in run-on sentences.image

    Really though you completely lost me.

    Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit

  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    What? You lost me after the first sentence. Remember, grammar is your friend.

    (If I spelled grammar wrong, just correct me)

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • shaeshae Member Posts: 2,509

    Due to being raised with English as my third language, never going to an actual english school until much later in life and having non-english parents... I can usually get these posts pretty well. But this one threw me for a loop.

    Sorry pipidi, I tried to get it but you lost me also.

  • milhoan6milhoan6 Member CommonPosts: 580



    Originally posted by shae

    Due to being raised with English as my third language, never going to an actual english school until much later in life and having non-english parents... I can usually get these posts pretty well. But this one threw me for a loop.
    Sorry pipidi, I tried to get it but you lost me also.



    It seems as though English is his first language as he can spell alright.  He just kept skipping from one topic to the other so fast that no one can understand what he was asking/wants.
  • FilipinoFuryFilipinoFury Member Posts: 1,056

    It's called a period jesus christ.

    On Time? On Target? Never Quit?

  • SackynutSackynut Member Posts: 558

    hmm well im going to be the first person to actually comment on this. yes your grammar was horrible, but i could make out what you were trying to say. If you get one hour a day on the computer and you have 3 siblings then that sucks. How could even play a video game?

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  • MyskMysk Member Posts: 982

    Yeah that does suck, 1 hour. Wow. O.o

    It sounds spooky but I've always thought that sort of stuff was pretty damn cool. So in a way you're lucky - I want to live out in no where like that too. ^.^

    You know, I bet your folks want to go crazy sometimes. After all, they're your folks; if you're driven crazy just think of what it must be like for them. ::::03:: Woza.

    Getting your house TP'd sucks, lol. They probably set off the alarm by goofing with your house's door or windows. It's possible that your family got lucky. The little brats TPing your place probably noticed that you were gone and tried to enter the house but the alarm system scared them off.... maybe.

    Good luck... and er yeah, use punctuation and stuff next time.

  • Dis_OrdurDis_Ordur Member Posts: 1,501

    Jesus H. Christ, put down the keyboard and bust out some spelling flashcards and an abacus...

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  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    You live in California and are afraid of night sounds? Kid, there are much bigger things to be afraid of, like getting shot, raped, mugged, and carjacked. Enjoy your state.

    "Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"

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  • burningattaburningatta Member Posts: 194
    he doesnt live in california he was visiting there while people tee peed his house in arizona. i know pipidi cuz hes my bro :)

    remember, a very wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

  • OrccOrcc Member Posts: 3,043


    Originally posted by milhoan6
    It seems as though English is his first language as he can spell alright.

    Are you reading the same crap as the rest of us? His spelling is garbage just like the rest of his literary skills.

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  • TansTans Member Posts: 240

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    Can you see that?

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    Well, can you?

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    If so, try using it when you want to end a sentence.

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    Why are you reading this? This is crap compared to what's above.

  • arvainisarvainis Member Posts: 548
    Ahhh must be the fine product of our fine Public Schooling system in the United States!

    "Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." ~ Ronald Reagan

  • milhoan6milhoan6 Member CommonPosts: 580



    Originally posted by Orcc




    Originally posted by milhoan6
    It seems as though English is his first language as he can spell alright.

    Are you reading the same crap as the rest of us? His spelling is garbage just like the rest of his literary skills.



    Sorry I made that comment when I found a few words spelled right then looked it back over and found out my statement was completely wrong.
  • SiphonsSiphons Member Posts: 445


    Originally posted by pipidi
    hi i want to talk to you about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get 1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off

    I will attempt to translate for the benefit of mankind. He's so excited, it must be very important what he's trying to say. Lets find out...

    (ENTER TRANSLATION)

    Hello, I wish to tell you about my home. Well, it's quite crazy, because I live with five others. I have two brothers, a sister, and both my parents. Our sister has a hard time getting along with the family. I have a time limit set on my computer. We each are allowed an hour. It's awful. Have you seen The Ring, or Wax House, or any other horror film? They're quite horrifying. I enjoy turning all of the lights out in my house, and being creeped out from all the sounds. We live far away from established civilization. I know that the films are fiction, but I'm still disturbed by them. Squeaks in my house scare me very much, so I sleep at a friends house often. Once we lived in California, and our burglar alarm went off. The house looked like it snowed(?). Now I live in Arizona, in a teepee(??). Anyway, our dogs are unharmed, but I wonder why that alarm went off. (END TRANSLATION)


    WHEW! man that took a lot of concentration. Anyway, false alarm. No world peace scenario's here.

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  • LanmoragonLanmoragon Member Posts: 994

    wats gramerr are publik educasion sistim is good 0k in teh unitid stayts

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    <ahem> Allow me to translate.

    Hi everyone.  I'm a nerd.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    <ahem> Allow me to translate.

    Hi everyone.  I'm a nerd.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    <ahem> Allow me to translate.

    Hi everyone.  I'm a nerd.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    <ahem> Allow me to translate.

    Hi everyone.  I'm a nerd.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by pipidi

    hi i want to talk to you  about my house well it is a very crazy house 5 people my sis my bro and me and my bother ohh and both of my parents but it is friging crazy i fight with my sis my sis fights with my bro and my bro fight with my sis but i hate it because i cant always go on the computer man becaus we get  1 hr. ea i hate it omg but hve you ever seen the ring or wax house or any muder/horor movie it is friging scary so if you put all the light of there is a whole bunch of noises and we live in the middl of now where so i know none of the horror movies are true but it is scary of all the noises and evry thing else and when some 1 gets out of bed the door ar skweaky skweakyimagebut i need to go to my friends al ways
    because i hate hering all the noises and ge this when we went to callifonia are alarm went off and are house look like it snowed and i live in AZ beecause it was tepied but anyways are dogs were all right but why did the alarm go off



    <ahem> Allow me to translate.

    Hi everyone.  I'm a nerd.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031
    Whoops, sorry about sextuplet post.     

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • SiphonsSiphons Member Posts: 445

    yea wow, we've all seen double posts but uhm, you must've went crazy on the clicker eh?

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    All you friggin suburban white kid wannabe poobutts that are in love with G-Unit are sad and pathetic. Find your own identity ::::28:: -Anarchyart

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