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BETA Testers required for new expansion durring September......

Welcome,

The following pre-requisites are required to qualify as a free beta tester for WOW's
upcomming expansion:-

* Must be aged between 6 and 12 years of age.

* A solo player not adaptable to conversations or group playing.

* A horde character as to balance out the huge differences in alliances.

* Familarity with, "Warner brothers" cartoons.

* Limited or no experience with other games involving strategy or tactics.

* A sense of fair play when involved in PVP as to not, "Grief" your fallen foe
who is say 20 levels lower than your own character.

* Moniter brightness adjuster as to tone down the glaring color schemes.

* Ability to reduce words to 3 letters only, ie Got, Boy, Bad, Yep, etc.,.

* Emphahsis on journey rather than destination, as this expansion still does not
address high end content.

* Able to suspend judgement as to pretend you really are the only, "Hero" making
a difference amongst the other million or so that have vanquished the evil vermin
over and over.


If you feel you have what it takes in regards to the above criteria then do not
hesistate to email us at the following address wowcommwatch@blizzard.com.

Thank-you and good luck.

Comments

  • DarkJaceDarkJace Member CommonPosts: 65

    From looking at this post, it seems you would meet most of these requirements yourself.

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    WoW: Lamere, 70 Paladin on Jaedenar (retired)

    DAoC: Cadore Ironmace, 50 Cleric (retired)

    SWG: Dolthin Erid, Master CH/Master Pistoleer (NGE'd)

    Waiting for: Warhammer Online/Age of Conan

  • KargKarg Member Posts: 22


    Originally posted by tanktastic
    Welcome,The following pre-requisites are required to qualify as a free beta tester for WOW's
    upcomming expansion:-* Must be aged between 6 and 12 years of age.* A solo player not adaptable to conversations or group playing.* A horde character as to balance out the huge differences in alliances.* Familarity with, "Warner brothers" cartoons.* Limited or no experience with other games involving strategy or tactics.* A sense of fair play when involved in PVP as to not, "Grief" your fallen foe
    who is say 20 levels lower than your own character.* Moniter brightness adjuster as to tone down the glaring color schemes.* Ability to reduce words to 3 letters only, ie Got, Boy, Bad, Yep, etc.,.* Emphahsis on journey rather than destination, as this expansion still does not
    address high end content.* Able to suspend judgement as to pretend you really are the only, "Hero" making
    a difference amongst the other million or so that have vanquished the evil vermin
    over and over.
    If you feel you have what it takes in regards to the above criteria then do not
    hesistate to email us at the following address wowcommwatch@blizzard.com.Thank-you and good luck.


    So true so true.

  • milhoan6milhoan6 Member CommonPosts: 580

    Darne if onlee me wuz 12...den i culd play da beta for World Warcraft expanshon!!!!!!!!

     

  • hell_fire_69hell_fire_69 Member Posts: 129

    the age requirement for this game should be 15+ so we can stop idiotic post like this.....

  • Bama1267Bama1267 Member UncommonPosts: 1,822



    Originally posted by tanktastic

    Welcome,
    The following pre-requisites are required to qualify as a free beta tester for WOW's
    upcomming expansion:-
    * Must be aged between 6 and 12 years of age.
    * A solo player not adaptable to conversations or group playing.
    * A horde character as to balance out the huge differences in alliances.
    * Familarity with, "Warner brothers" cartoons.
    * Limited or no experience with other games involving strategy or tactics.
    * A sense of fair play when involved in PVP as to not, "Grief" your fallen foe
    who is say 20 levels lower than your own character.
    * Moniter brightness adjuster as to tone down the glaring color schemes.
    * Ability to reduce words to 3 letters only, ie Got, Boy, Bad, Yep, etc.,.
    * Emphahsis on journey rather than destination, as this expansion still does not
    address high end content.
    * Able to suspend judgement as to pretend you really are the only, "Hero" making
    a difference amongst the other million or so that have vanquished the evil vermin
    over and over.

    If you feel you have what it takes in regards to the above criteria then do not
    hesistate to email us at the following address wowcommwatch@blizzard.com.
    Thank-you and good luck.


    ......idiot.

  • PhoenixsPhoenixs Member Posts: 2,646

    stupid..what's the point in making threads like this?

  • milhoan6milhoan6 Member CommonPosts: 580



    Originally posted by hell_fire_69

    the age requirement for this game should be 15+ so we can stop idiotic post like this.....



    I second that.
  • FatherGonFatherGon Member Posts: 22


    that seems a bit odd. ..

  • ::blank::::blank:: Member Posts: 154

    Wow..this is the most retarded post ever on this forum...good job..

     

    also..its not even funny..and most the stuff you said wasnt true/can be stopped..

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