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Name the stupidest movie youve ever seen

Whats the most retarted movie youve ever seen?

The stupidest movie I ever saw was "Pride and Prejudice". The most boring and pointless book made into the most boring and pointless movie.

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  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    Signs - Mel Gibson

    There were so many areas of complete stupidity of fact and continuity in that movie that I thought at the end it was a comedy..

    I mean Aliens can make it to earth then get locked in a closet imageimageimageimageimage

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  • SackynutSackynut Member Posts: 558

    like The Life Aquatic, Red Eye, Santa Clause meets the martians. Thats three movies i dislike.

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  • DefectDefect Member Posts: 246
    Zoolander... And I love all Ben Stiller movies...this one was a huge dissapointment. I couldnt even finish it. The only movie I have ever watched that I absolutly could not finish.
  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    The Master of Disquise with Dana Carvey.

    Absolutely the worse piece of recorded trash on media I have ever seen

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • Asmodeus_Asmodeus_ Member Posts: 223

    I <3 zoolander. even watched it multiple times. one movie i'd dislike would be 'you've got mail'

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  • MotorheadMotorhead Member UncommonPosts: 1,193

    The 3-D Jaws (was that Jaws 3?)

    Also, any comedy featuring a cop and his canine partner is bound to be unwatchable (ala Turner & Hooch).

     

     

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  • HatorianHatorian Member Posts: 164



    Originally posted by En1Gma

    The Master of Disquise with Dana Carvey.
    Absolutely the worse piece of recorded trash on media I have ever seen



    You're absolutely right about that!!!! I hate that movie... i walked out when Carvey is wearing that turtle suit in a turtle club gathering... damn!!! Very stupid!!!

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  • MotorheadMotorhead Member UncommonPosts: 1,193



    Originally posted by Razorback

    I mean Aliens can make it to earth then get locked in a closet imageimageimageimageimage



    Ya know, I never thought about that.   You're absolutely right.


     

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  • Sparks243Sparks243 Member Posts: 271

    Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover

    I think my IQ dropped 2-3 points watching that

    I don't even remember why I watched in the 1st place

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  • kuruosawakuruosawa Member Posts: 74

    the stupidest movie award goes to : American Wedding(the 3rd installment of the american pie trilogy)

    what a lousy movie! man i hate to frown while watching  a comedy flick but i did.shocking!imageimageimageimage

  • Lunar_KnightLunar_Knight Member Posts: 292



    Originally posted by En1Gma

    The Master of Disquise with Dana Carvey.
    Absolutely the worse piece of recorded trash on media I have ever seen




    It's a shame too. Dana Carvey is such a talented comedian. I guess he just needed the money.image

    But the most pointless and moronic movie I have ever seen would have to be the Blair Witch Project. I'm ashamed to say I actually watched it all the way through...I guess I was hoping the point of it all would be evident sooner or later or it would start getting exciting, but after watching it I felt like I should throw the video into a busy freeway to make sure no one else subjected themselves to it.

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  • DefectDefect Member Posts: 246



    Originally posted by kuruosawa

    the stupidest movie award goes to : American Wedding(the 3rd installment of the american pie trilogy)
    what a lousy movie! man i hate to frown while watching  a comedy flick but i did.shocking!imageimageimageimage



    I loved American Wedding!
  • sidebustersidebuster Member UncommonPosts: 1,712

    EDITED FOR REALIZATION OF HATED MOVIE:

    ALEXANDER

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

    --only people that were high or drunk actually enjoyed the movie.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    Good Will Hunting.

    Nuff said.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460



    Originally posted by Defect
    Zoolander... And I love all Ben Stiller movies...this one was a huge dissapointment. I couldnt even finish it. The only movie I have ever watched that I absolutly could not finish.



    WWWHHHAAATTT???

    that's my favorite movie! how could you NOT like zoolander? I can't watch it for 5 minutes without laughing.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359


    Originally posted by Razorback
    Signs - Mel Gibson
    There were so many areas of complete stupidity of fact and continuity in that movie that I thought at the end it was a comedy..
    I mean Aliens can make it to earth then get locked in a closet imageimageimageimageimage

    Not only that, but why bother conquering a planet that is 3/4 water when it acts as an acid. Also, why did they not get burned from the water vapor that is in the air?

  • JohnarkJohnark Member Posts: 901

    eXistenZ

    The worst movie ever made!!!!!!!!!! I mean don't get me wrong, I like artsy movies. I like some movies where every scene you're always saying to yourself: "What the f***?" and the ending is: "OMGWTFBBQcopter!!111111oneo!1one" ... but eXistenZ goes WAYYY too far!!! I mean Kubric movies make you go: "WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??", but you can't make yourself hate it. eXistenZ makes you wanna shoot yourself in the head for wasting 2 hours of your life.

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  • MotorheadMotorhead Member UncommonPosts: 1,193

    On for honorable mention:

    Anything, anything, that has ever had Rosie O'donnell appear in it.

     

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718



    Originally posted by sidebuster

    jean clude van dam movies.... In every single flick, he gets his ass kicked first, then gets that second wind to only win with is splits.



    Thats not true. Van Dam made great moves and always got the girl. The dude with the pony tail is immortal. Never sheds blood.

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  • Dis_OrdurDis_Ordur Member Posts: 1,501

    The worse movie I have ever seen is Blade 3....  This is in part since I was an avid Blade 1 and 2 fan...  That movie sucked it up so bad, they shamelessly plugged ipods with one of their main characters...  A close second are the last two Matrix movies, so much hype, so much horseshit...

    To the guy that said Signs sucked, that is sooooo wrong, Signs is an excellent movie all the way around....  Watch it again, this time do not expect a fancy plot, but rather how a family would cope with such an event, and notice the 'magic' involved with fate as the director weaves in and out of the supernatural...  Great movie, don't know about The Village though, never saw it, was told not to see it by all my friends...

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  • Fantom18Fantom18 Member Posts: 296

    I would have to say the village because of the ending, other than that If I don't like the movie I won't watch it, most of my movies are bootlegs anyway but the only reason I tolerated the village cus I saw it in the theater.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718



    Originally posted by Dis_Ordur

    The worse movie I have ever seen is Blade 3....  This is in part since I was an avid Blade 1 and 2 fan...  That movie sucked it up so bad, they shamelessly plugged ipods with one of their main characters...  A close second are the last two Matrix movies, so much hype, so much horseshit...



    They said that Snipes was also in the directors chair as well but they let some noob do it and noone listened to Snipes and they locked him out of the editing studio. I beleive Snipes is suing over that as well.

    We have the movie but i didn't see it yet.

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  • WakizashiWakizashi Member Posts: 893
    the only movie i've ever walked out on is batman and robin.  the one with arnold schwarzenegger.  I loved the one-liners like "stay cool" and "cool party"  but it was just too  much.
  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359


    Originally posted by Wakizashi
    the only movie i've ever walked out on is batman and robin. the one with arnold schwarzenegger. I loved the one-liners like "stay cool" and "cool party" but it was just too much.

    That movie was horrible.

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