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kade22
Member Posts: 58
I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.
I RAN TO THE CABINET, GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR
I ALSO GRABBED A FLASHLIGHT.
I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.
I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.
I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.
I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME
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Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.
I RAN TO THE CABINET, GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR
I ALSO GRABBED A FLASHLIGHT.
I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.
I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.
I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.
I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME
>
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Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.
