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I had a dream
Rufius
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That I was going to make out with a vampire chick in our basement, then before we get started I realized that vampires are dead and only look like that because of their hypnotizing traits. So I make an excuse and go up stairs to get a snack (actually a stake) but, when I get to the top of the stairs I see zombies and the vampire running towards me, in slow motion I pick up this reallly long 2 by 8 and start smacking them around. Wow, that one was fun.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
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Was she as hot as the chick in Underworld? If she was I wouldnt of cared about the hypnotic traits.
You know black hair and the black lipstick. Average extremely hot vampire chick.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Pffft thats nothing...
I had a dream a few years back that I was having sex with Henry Rollins
I very nearly sought counseling after that
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I would've considered counseling too.
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Along the lines of your dream, I remember when I was 12-14 I had watched the classic "Clash of the Titans" (btw, has to be one of the best movies with horrible special effects of all time) one too many times. Which lead to the folowing dream sequence:
I find myself tooling around in my Dad's office building when I hear a snake rattling sound. Not feeling to comfortable I start moving quickly to the front office towards an exit when I look behind me down a long corridor to see a snake-like creature turning the corner. I run and hide under a desk and the rattling sound keeps getting closer and I see the snake body writhing past me. It passes the desk that I am at and begins to check other sections of the office, but I see that it is none other than Medusa with a bow looking for my ass. Careful not to look at her and trying to sneak out behind her....I bump the desk. All of a sudden the desk turns into a pin cushion of arrows and I woke up remembering the sounds of the arrows.
That one stuck with me two nights in a row...seriously same dream exactly as it was before...you would think at least I would have learned something from the first one.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Wow, what a coincidence I had a dream exactly like that and it was a reocurring one, except it was the Roman Soldier on the wheat bread we get around here... I didn't like wheat bread. BTW I remember that claymation scene of Medusa scared the crap out of me when I was young.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
I dont feel so bad now
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Nightmares are awesome. Its like seeing an actually good horror movie for free. Then you wake up and you are releaved to see that you were dreaming.
i dreamed i was isaac newton udner a bowling ball tree. and i got "hit in a sensitive area" i dream this dream a lot......
i might need counseling
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just looking for trouble
..anyone got a problem with that..?
I had a dream that i was in a field surrounded by trees and there was a "hunting party" going on. My dad gave me this ba(bad ass) jet black rifle and ordered me to kill everyone in the party. I refused so then it skipped ahead a few hours. Then 2 other ppl were in the woods running around killing everybody. Then they came after me. For some reason i layed down and closed my eyes then i felt something hit my head.(Yes, I can feel stuff in my dreams)
Another dream i had wasn't really a dream. I was half awake and i was still in "dream mode"(meaning, my muscles were disabled so i didnt act out my dream and i could still see dream stuff). i couldn't move so at first i didnt think much of it but after all of the flashes and bang's i thought we had gotten nuked and something had fallen on top of me. Then i thought i was being abducted. Then i remembered all of the science mumbo jumbo about how ur muscles get disabled, etc. Damn science always has to ruin my fun.
A couple other wierd things I have had happen in dreams, I live in California so we get our share of earthquake. I am not scared of them, and consider them quite entertaining. I one point I remember having a dream about an earthquake I then started coming out of the dream state and cognitive thoughts actually started forming like..."Okay this is an earthquake just ride it out" and "Make sure there is nothing to fall on you" Then when I reached full awakeness, I relised nothing else in the room was shaking or rattling, it was just body shakes as I was sleeping. I like how my mind tried to justify that sensation.
The other one was, and has this happened to any of you, I woke up from a dream only to realise that I was still in a dream, which I understood after I woke up. On the second dream I realised that it was a dream, which is why I think I finally woke up. That was a wierd sensation all together..
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
God thats all baby dreams in comparisson with this one nightmare I had when I was a kid!
Well, when i was a kid and I had nightmares I used to go sleep with my parents after it... I was scared and its better to be with some1 else when your scared
Anyway... This is the dream I had:
I was laid in my bed having a bad dream and I wake up.... I start going to my parents bed as I used to but sudenly!.... My parents appear and they start tranforming into monsters made of eyes! AAAAAAA... (the terror)... I fled into my room and layed on my bed..... suddenly I start hearing steps and the door goes open..... I start seeing the monsters and I then wake up (this time into reality)...
You can see my terror... stay alone in bed, OR, go to my parents who could well be monsters made of eyes!...
Poor child... can you imagine something worse?
Anyway, I just love when I dream I was dreaming and I wake up to wake up later... understand what I mean
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I knew someone would try to interpret lmao. I watched a vampire movie awhile back and I've alway had a lil interest in the stuff so I dream about it occasionally. Lmao... I don't got a girlfriend, no need really. The long 2 by 8 is cause I work in construction I sometimes end up hitting people with them...lol.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Yup, I've had those dreams before, I call em marathon dreams cause they never stop, they'd be really structured and really creep me out, sometiems I'd be confused if I was still dreaming when I woke up.
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I had a dream where I was in a nuclear blast. I actually felt my body disintegrating, I was getting lighter, but it didn't hurt. I ended up surviving and looked in a mirror (yes a mirror survived the bomb
). I saw my face and it was only burned, other than that I was good to go!
I barely remember my dreams. When I do though I can almost always trace it to some recent event like the nuke dream came from Resident Evil 2 where they drop the bomb on the city at the end.
After watching the old "time machine" movie when i was little, i dreamt of morlocks coming out of the dark corner of my room.
(>i<)
The burning light is too bright for your eyes, so don't peek.
ya i had i dream where i was looking out the window and i saw a chick and see walk right past my window then theres was a second chick and this one was like a sexy hot chick and i kept on staring at her suddenly she turns towards me and opens my window and pulls her shirt down and i saw some boobs..like real sexy boobs and she pulled out my you know what...but then my brothers wakes me up by throwing something at me lol.....im like noooooooooooooooooooooooo......
TMI!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
you are the second most annoying member on this forum.
you and the chick who likes to post pictures of her and every time i mention her name she posts again she comes back......
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