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You know you play to much BF2 when...

fawdfawd Member Posts: 367

You know that you have been playing to much Battlefield 2 when...


When you look at telephone/power lines and you  see ziplines...
 
When you see construction workers on a building you always want to press q and say "enemy sniper spotted"

When you try bunny hopping while firing at the range.  (It just doesnt work as well in reality...)

When you are taking a dump at night and you want to press "7" to turn on the night vision goggles.

When your at the dinner table and you go to reach for your mic to adjust it.

When you run out of beer.  "I am bingo on ammo. Need a supply drop at this location."

When you are taking a dump you yell 'arty available on request!"

When you take down a phone number and you think its an IP address.

When you take down a phone number and you think its an IP address... then you ask for their port.

When you put C4 al over your car and run it into the cops doing speed traps.....oh wait no

When you fall you yell "MEDIC!"

When you out eating chineese, and you could have sworn that the Chineese chef had screemed 'ENEMY TROOP, SPOTTED' in Chinese...  Thus, you throw your Tea Cup into the kitchen yelling "FRAG GERNAID!"

When a Helicopter flys over head you yell "Enemy Chopper Spotted!" and run to the nearest covered area.

When you attempt to "Slide" down your ladder while putting christmas lights up.

When you go out for a jog, you burst run every 15 seconds.

When you approach your car, you want to press "e"

When you dont understand someone you reply "There is a problem with my connection."

When you are fustrated at someone, you yell, "*#&%ing HaX0r!111 im guna pwn u n00b!1one111"

When you are ready for work you try to "Spawn" at your office.

When you see a Hummer on the road you look around for a Rocket Launcher. 

 

Yes I have alot of free time.  and no, nothing is wrong with me image

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  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    I like diving for cover when you hear an aircraft.... that thought has actually crossed my mind...

    Im with you man.... image

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  • moonfogmoonfog Member Posts: 979



    Originally posted by fawd

    When you fall you yell "MEDIC!"




    I actually did this during New Years.

    I was gonna jump over a small fence to a spot we were using to shoot up firerockets , but my foot snagged on the top and I fell over. My buddies were laughing there asses off and I just waved my arms in the air screaming "Medic!".

  • SackynutSackynut Member Posts: 558

    http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47817

    I participated in that. Read it, there isnt as much but its still good.

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  • fawdfawd Member Posts: 367

    Lol!  I didnt get it from there, but, sweet!  I got them from the planetbattlefield forums....

    I guess everyone is thinking the same thing now-a-days.  "Need BF2..."  **starts twitching**

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    Yeah Im actually surprised how much I like the game.. I cant stop playing it...

    Id really like to see one fo two things though.... either bigger battlefields or less aircraft... being bombed and missiled over and over again an get old really quick.

    I have had my most fun in BF2 on the infantry only servers...

    And yes its mainly because I cant fly for crap image

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